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  • Public Notice: New Snow Removal Policy

    Public Notice: New Snow Removal Policy, Spiritual Considerations

    Friends of Freehold, we have entered the beautiful season of snow and cold. Nothing is more beautiful in God's Kingdom than newly fallen snow on a crisp winter morning.

    During a visit at the Senior Center the other day, a nice lady asked me this question, "If God puts snow in the street, why do you think it's OK to move it somewhere else?"

    To be honest, I had never thought about this. We have had some considerable pride in our snow removal work here in Freehold. We develop a "battle plan" when a snow storm is coming and hit the streets hard with our equipment, removing every trace of snow and ice.

    But, this lady's question caused me to ponder whether this is really what God wants us to do when he places snow so carefully on our streets. Perhaps he wants us to drive over it, and, get stuck occassionally to teach us something.

    I have concluded that, while I really do not claim to know God's thinking on snow, we should use some caution. That is, we should not just toss the snow around willy nilly as if it is our new little toy. Instead, we need to strike a balance between carrying out the important work of God's Kingdom, but minimizing the movement of something God placed here for some unknown purpose.

    The new snow policy will remove snow completely from the streets where pastors have their homes. In addition, it will be removed completely around Landover Baptist Church. On other streets, it will be pushed to the side just enough for vehicles to navigate the street slowly.

    I hope this balance of the devine with the practical will please all of you in Freehold.

    Please get out and enjoy this beautiful season of snow and the celebration of our Baby Jesus.

    Johny Joe Hold, Mayor
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    Re: Public Notice: New Snow Removal Policy

    A solid Godly decision Mayor Hold, you will have my vote at the next election (if the Rapture does not precede that date.)

    I would just take this opportunity to remind citizens that melted snow is the perfect addition to Christian hygiene:

    Job:9:30: If I wash myself with snow water, and make my hands never so clean;
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    • #3
      Re: Public Notice: New Snow Removal Policy

      Psalm 51:7
      Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.




      Indeed Ezekiel, leaving more snow about should help remind everyone of how white they should be!
      Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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      • #4
        Re: Public Notice: New Snow Removal Policy

        Brother, is that your REAL reason for not removing the snow, or does it have something to do with the simple math equation of: DARKIES +Snow = DO NOT MIX?

        This figures, since snow is a colder form of liquid water, which, in great quantities, also drives the colored horde away, be it an ocean or a fire hose.
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        • #5
          Re: Public Notice: New Snow Removal Policy

          I don't need to worry about this because Jesus has provided me with an underground heating system for every inch of my 18 acre estate. That's so I can walk around barefoot (as Jesus did) any time I like.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            Re: Public Notice: New Snow Removal Policy

            Originally posted by ChristianCrusader View Post
            Brother, is that your REAL reason for not removing the snow, or does it have something to do with the simple math equation of: DARKIES +Snow = DO NOT MIX?

            This figures, since snow is a colder form of liquid water, which, in great quantities, also drives the colored horde away, be it an ocean or a fire hose.
            Freehold has always been free of darkie's since they had been let loose of the Godly chains on their feet. This is because Freehold is the one city that does not have a welfare office!!! The Lord blesses all true Christians with a great paying job and a wonderful home, something that darkies would be unable to handle
            Deuteronomy 6:5
            Love the LORD your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength.

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            • #7
              Re: Public Notice: New Snow Removal Policy

              Originally posted by despising david View Post
              Freehold has always been free of darkie's since they had been let loose of the Godly chains on their feet. This is because Freehold is the one city that does not have a welfare office!!! The Lord blesses all true Christians with a great paying job and a wonderful home, something that darkies would be unable to handle
              Where did you get this false information? Unlike you I actually live in Freehold.
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              • #8
                Re: Public Notice: New Snow Removal Policy

                Originally posted by ChristianCrusader View Post
                Brother, is that your REAL reason for not removing the snow, or does it have something to do with the simple math equation of: DARKIES +Snow = DO NOT MIX?

                This figures, since snow is a colder form of liquid water, which, in great quantities, also drives the colored horde away, be it an ocean or a fire hose.
                Considering the number of Negroes that have moved to Canada, I would wonder where your information comes from.
                Drama queen

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                • #9
                  Re: Public Notice: New Snow Removal Policy

                  Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. In a few weeks I am heading to the Keys or the Bahamas, possibly both for the winter. I will fly in on Sundays for Church. I do have a few spare rooms at each estate. Call me. I might answer .

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                  • #10
                    Re: Public Notice: New Snow Removal Policy

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    I don't need to worry about this because Jesus has provided me with an underground heating system for every inch of my 18 acre estate. That's so I can walk around barefoot (as Jesus did) any time I like.
                    You walk around barefoot? Well, that's one thing we have in common, although i do it whether it's cold or warm, as I'm sure the Lady and Lord intended.
                    If you want to post here, you will abide by the rules. Admin

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                    • #11
                      Re: Public Notice: New Snow Removal Policy

                      Originally posted by jennabenna View Post
                      You walk around barefoot? Well, that's one thing we have in common, although i do it whether it's cold or warm, as I'm sure the Lady and Lord intended.
                      He does by choice. You do it because that's the way of the jungle.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Public Notice: New Snow Removal Policy

                        Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                        Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. In a few weeks I am heading to the Keys or the Bahamas, possibly both for the winter. I will fly in on Sundays for Church. I do have a few spare rooms at each estate. Call me. I might answer .
                        May I suggest you visit Christmas Island? Or is that oe of the ones you got in that island combo pack you bought?
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                        • #13
                          Re: Public Notice: New Snow Removal Policy

                          Originally posted by ChristianCrusader View Post
                          Brother, is that your REAL reason for not removing the snow, or does it have something to do with the simple math equation of: DARKIES +Snow = DO NOT MIX?
                          Where did you come up with this disgusting, racist drivel? For that matter, have you ever been to Detroit?

                          We do not tolerate racism here, nor stupidity.
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Public Notice: New Snow Removal Policy

                            Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
                            May I suggest you visit Christmas Island? Or is that oe of the ones you got in that island combo pack you bought?
                            No that deal fell through, that ass Richard what ever his name is, who owns Virgin Atlantic would not sell. Racist bastard said he will not sell to an American.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Public Notice: New Snow Removal Policy

                              Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                              He does by choice. You do it because that's the way of the jungle.
                              Or rather, the way of the hippie. I wear nonleather birkenstocks sometimes.
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