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Default Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST HOAX EVER!!! - 08-08-2012, 06:18 AM

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Yes, a Biblical worthwhile cause, such as a high priority cause of "preventing anal sex," is what this world needs and not some faked photos of dirt and rocks.
Just think about all the anal sex that is happening at this very moment: millions of huge, sweaty bears stuffing the anuses of millions of nubile young twinks with their throbbing, veiny members, spurting out thousands of gallons of steaming semen... It's just disgusting, and something needs to be done about it.


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Default Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST HOAX EVER!!! - 08-08-2012, 08:25 AM

The single thing I find most offensive with this trip is the waste of tax money. Bible is clear on this: Thou shalt not steal Exodus 20:15

To put the $2.5 billion into perspective, consider that religious tax exemption for the entire United States is $71 billion for an entire year. This means that the trip cost as much as keeping the entire United States a Christian nation for nearly 13 days, which is of course a lot of money.

Unfortunately, a big part of the exemptions are eaten by obvious false cults like Xenu-worshiping scientology, which is lead by mastermind David Miscarriage. And there are many false Christian communions like Jehovah's witnesses. Mormons do for sure know how capitalism and good leadership works (Mitt Romney) and how to do with unruly communist children (Jessica Beagley), but they aren't True Christians either.

If we assume that five percent of the tax exemptions are given to True Christians, this yields a whopping 257 days of maintaining the Christian heritage. And I personally guess the 5% estimate is a bit high (yielding yet longer period of maintenance)...

I have no problems with a private business man sending some toy car to a different planet as long as he pay it himself, and not force us to pay.
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Default Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST HOAX EVER!!! - 08-08-2012, 09:21 AM

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Well, honestly if you think it is a hoax then you are poorly educated.

Also, when you say that the tax dollars are being wasted. That money is getting put right back into the economy. It is being spent on the engineers and companies that helped build the rover and supplied the parts.
You Keynesian twits make me want to puke. They might as well hire all those "engineers" and "companies" to dig ditches and fill them back up again – for all it's worth.

If, as you claim, this whole thing is not a hoax then they better go about looking for oil on Mars and find a way to get it back here. I'm getting tired of paying for Obama's $4.00 a gallon gas.


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Default Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST NASA HOAX EVER!!! - 08-08-2012, 09:36 AM

I think that I there was life in the firmament it would have come down already to pay homage to Jesus. They would want to visit Earth where He walked. They haven't done this so I don't believe they exist,

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Default Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST HOAX EVER!!! - 08-08-2012, 10:21 AM

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Also, when you say that the tax dollars are being wasted. That money is getting put right back into the economy. It is being spent on the engineers and companies that helped build the rover and supplied the parts.
So mister "educated", let's see what you are saying here. According to your "logic" money spend by a government is never wasted? All governments should double their spending as soon as possible to boost our economies? Please explain to me how Greece and Spain got into trouble then...

NASA is a big waste of money and your lack of education, or a brain for that matter, makes you too stupid to realize that. You are probably too stupid to realize you are stupid and live in the dream that you are smart each and every day until you die and burn in Hell for all eternity.


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Default Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST NASA HOAX EVER!!! - 08-08-2012, 11:26 AM

The first one... hmm, might be a hoax. Unlikely though, but of all the NASA things this picture is the most likely to be a hoax, this doesn't mean all nasa things are hoaxes though, even if this one is. Second one is a simulation you retard, not meant to be a photo of the landing, but meant to show what the landing would look like. The third one is due to uneven ground making the shadows look different. The last one is due to the flash of the camera. You can't even think about possible explanations for anything and just either assume it's a hoax, or God did it.

This website is full of racist imbeciles who will never know logic. THIS MUST STOP! You are making a mockery of our species. We're supposed to be intelligent. I am really frustrated at the way you just deny all logical proof the Bible is wrong, and dismiss it as hoaxes. You waste the Earth's resources on a God who isn't there. Your giant churches take up valuable land, and should be knocked down for housing, or converted into useful buildings. And I can justify this with the Bible: Jesus said don't pray in the synagogues where people stand, but pray privately (I know I'm paraphrasing, and I can't remember which verse of the Bible this is, but it's in there. Jesus tells people to pray privately, not publicly). Your people are arrogant, racist, and intolerant. If this is what you do with your lives then you hardly even deserve to have them. This site makes me hate Christians more than I ever did - I knew they were stupid, but I thought they just didn't KNOW things. I didn't think they were evil enough to do things like what is preached on this site.
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Default Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST HOAX EVER!!! - 08-08-2012, 01:54 PM

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Just think about all the anal sex that is happening at this very moment: millions of huge, sweaty bears stuffing the anuses of millions of nubile young twinks with their throbbing, veiny members, spurting out thousands of gallons of steaming semen... It's just disgusting, and something needs to be done about it.
Amen, something needs to be done about it. The funds they have wasted of NASsER's fabrication of dirt and rock pictures(which are apparently very expensive) could have been used for a real epidemic of anal sex by quarantining these individuals in separate rooms(that have no openings in the shape of their lustful desires), and administering Landover's plan to remove the filth of anal sex(which includes Bible verses on repeat, and healthy images of Jesus and Nascar).

We could have purchased a very large amount of barbed wire, Bibles, and restraints to impliment these liberating treatments.

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Default Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST NASA HOAX EVER!!! - 08-08-2012, 02:52 PM

1. The moon doesn't produce any light, it is simply a mirror. The light from the sun hits the earth on one side, bit because the Earth is much smaller than the sun light from the sun gets to Luna (our moon) and because of its color it is reflected back at Earth. The way light reaches the moon it appears as if it's from multiple light sources (it essentially wraps around the planet).

2. The objective of Curosity is to detect for signs of life on Mars, if found I think your bible would be obsolete.

3. If science is false and all lies, then at least it is consistent with itself.

http://www.infidels.org/library/mode...istencies.html

The number of biblical inconsistencies is ridiculous, I was going to find a few, but honestly I thought the whole list may help. (I know the link will eventually be removed)

4. If god was omniscient (all-knowing) why would he bother with us? He already knows what will happen, so why would he bother?

And someone also forgot to mention the joke that this is...

"The Landover Baptist Church is a very Christian Baptist church based in the gated community of Freehold, Iowa."

Unfortunately real groups like this exist godhatesfags.com is a good example...
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Default Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST NASA HOAX EVER!!! - 08-08-2012, 03:05 PM

You scientists keep on saying the moon is closer than the sun but then you reckon the moon reflects light from the sun when it must be behind it on the firmament.

You don't even make sense with a moment's thought.



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Ummm... Only if the world was flat... It's not
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Default Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST NASA HOAX EVER!!! - 08-08-2012, 03:51 PM

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I have flown from the west coast of the United States, to Asia...
Not to mention satellite images...
You own a satellite? Or are you relying on second-hand satellite images?
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Default Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST NASA HOAX EVER!!! - 08-08-2012, 04:19 PM

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You own a satellite? Or are you relying on second-hand satellite images?
No, I don't own a satellite, I'm relying on second hand images, but isn't that what you are doing? The bible wasn't originally written in English, and as with many books things are added and removed as a result of translation. Not to mention that the bible is compiled of many diffrent books that had to lead to the same ending, so when compiled had to be corrected to fix as many mistakes and gaps as possible. If you read a copy of Homer's The Oddssey you will notice a few nonsense passages because of translation errors. And isn't the bible itself a second hand account? It wasn't directly written by god at any point but just by his prophets.
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Default Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST NASA HOAX EVER!!! - 08-08-2012, 04:21 PM

You're comparing the Bible to some homer?
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Default Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST NASA HOAX EVER!!! - 08-08-2012, 04:27 PM

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You're comparing the Bible to some homer?
Both books are incredibly old

Neither original texts were originally in English

Both tell religious stories

So, yes I am comparing the two books, though the changes to the Odyssey are probably much greater, due to the books age.
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So, yes I am comparing the two books, though the changes to the Odyssey are probably much greater, due to the books age.
The Bible is beyong compare friend. It is beyond compare because it is the very Word of God.

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Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.
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As a scientist, it is just this sort of hooey that gives us a bad name. I can't overemphasize this enough: this is just another publicity stunt designed to convince the masses that we need to spend more hard-earned money on this load of nonsense. I'll tell you where that money goes: it goes straight into the pockets of liberal scientists who are hard at work to try to "prove" the gay gene, to "prove" evolution and to "prove" whatever sick hedonistic fantasy they have is natural. It's sickening.

Whatever happened to real science? Whatever happened to the science of studying the Word and attempting to prove it? Goodness knows I spent a great deal of time during my Ph. D. years researching the effect of sticks on cattle breeding. Now there's a science project


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That money is getting put right back into the economy. It is being spent on the engineers and companies that helped build the rover and supplied the parts.
In the good old days, the government took the NASA hoax money and used it to fight the Russkies. Now I think they just hand it out to black people on street corners.

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