I'm confused about David Petraeus resigning from the CIA. Some thoughts:
The prosecution:
Obama is praising him and wishing him well. That suggests he's a lust-filled sex maniac.
Spies are supposed to be good at hiding information. If he got found out, or cracked under pressure and confessed, he must be a sub-par CIA agent.
Who needs him? It's obvious our candidate in 2016 will need to be Mexican.
Maybe he was in charge of faking Obama's re-election, and now that he's not useful any more, Obama has decided to toss him overboard. Why would he work for Obama? He was being blackmailed, of course.
The defence: A man is only an adulterer if he's having sex with another man's wife. If his mistress was unmarried, then there's no male victim, and no sin.
The Bible defines adultery as looking at another woman in lust. (Matthew 5:28) doubt countless people in the government do that, so why is David Petraeus being singled out? Maybe he knows too much about Obama's so-called "re-election"...
Maybe Obama set him up, to prevent him from running for president. I wonder who he used as the honeypot - Hillary? Chelsea?
His replacement is named "Michael Morell". Sounds just like Michael Moore! Spies choose fake names that sound like their real ones, so that they respond instantly when their fake name is called. I'm starting to think this "Morell" guy is just Micheal Moore minus the fat suit!
The prosecution:
Obama is praising him and wishing him well. That suggests he's a lust-filled sex maniac.
Spies are supposed to be good at hiding information. If he got found out, or cracked under pressure and confessed, he must be a sub-par CIA agent.
Who needs him? It's obvious our candidate in 2016 will need to be Mexican.
Maybe he was in charge of faking Obama's re-election, and now that he's not useful any more, Obama has decided to toss him overboard. Why would he work for Obama? He was being blackmailed, of course.
The defence: A man is only an adulterer if he's having sex with another man's wife. If his mistress was unmarried, then there's no male victim, and no sin.
The Bible defines adultery as looking at another woman in lust. (Matthew 5:28) doubt countless people in the government do that, so why is David Petraeus being singled out? Maybe he knows too much about Obama's so-called "re-election"...
Maybe Obama set him up, to prevent him from running for president. I wonder who he used as the honeypot - Hillary? Chelsea?
His replacement is named "Michael Morell". Sounds just like Michael Moore! Spies choose fake names that sound like their real ones, so that they respond instantly when their fake name is called. I'm starting to think this "Morell" guy is just Micheal Moore minus the fat suit!
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