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    David Petraeus resigns! Is he really an adulterer?

    I'm confused about David Petraeus resigning from the CIA. Some thoughts:

    The prosecution:

    Obama is praising him and wishing him well. That suggests he's a lust-filled sex maniac.

    Spies are supposed to be good at hiding information. If he got found out, or cracked under pressure and confessed, he must be a sub-par CIA agent.

    Who needs him? It's obvious our candidate in 2016 will need to be Mexican.

    Maybe he was in charge of faking Obama's re-election, and now that he's not useful any more, Obama has decided to toss him overboard. Why would he work for Obama? He was being blackmailed, of course.

    The defence: A man is only an adulterer if he's having sex with another man's wife. If his mistress was unmarried, then there's no male victim, and no sin.

    The Bible defines adultery as looking at another woman in lust. (Matthew 5:28) doubt countless people in the government do that, so why is David Petraeus being singled out? Maybe he knows too much about Obama's so-called "re-election"...

    Maybe Obama set him up, to prevent him from running for president. I wonder who he used as the honeypot - Hillary? Chelsea?

    His replacement is named "Michael Morell". Sounds just like Michael Moore! Spies choose fake names that sound like their real ones, so that they respond instantly when their fake name is called. I'm starting to think this "Morell" guy is just Micheal Moore minus the fat suit!
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  • #2
    Re: David Petraeus resigns! Is he really an adulterer?

    Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
    Obama is praising him and wishing him well. That suggests he's a lust-filled sex maniac.!
    Exactly, Obama praises Bill Clinton, another sex manic.

    This is just like everyone could tell Hitler was mass murderer in 1918 because he gave the Russians hope and so we know Obama is a mass murderer for giving Americans hope.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • #3
      Re: David Petraeus resigns! Is he really an adulterer?

      Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
      A man is only an adulterer if he's having sex with another man's wife. If his mistress was unmarried, then there's no male victim, and no sin.
      How do we know that it was a mistress and not a mister?

      Petraeus is just another Obama administration liberal RINO. For heaven's sake, he actually believes that killing civilians in Iraq and Afghanistan makes it harder to fight Al Qaeda! How can anyone become a four star general without understanding that an iron fist is the only way to knock the towel-heads back into line? Force is the only thing those backwards-ass people understand, outside having unnatural relations with camels, as the Israelis have proved time and time again.
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      • #4
        Re: David Petraeus resigns! Is he really an adulterer?

        I'd like to know more about the trollop Patraeus was rutting around with. Can we get some profile data on her? Preferably with pictures?
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        • #5
          Re: David Petraeus resigns! Is he really an adulterer?

          Fox News is reporting that Petraeus is being silenced because he found proof that ACORN members were on the grassy knoll at Benghazi! Or something like that, I have a hard time focusing on Fox News what with their anchors being too sexy.

          Also, the flowing passed Twitter's Truth Detection Software™:

          Originally posted by twitter: all the fun of the rumor mill, but now 100% accurate
          COINCIDENCE?! Petraeus is set to testify NEXT week at a closed door session on Capitol Hill abt Benghazi. Did BHO push him out? This stinks!
          — @IngrahamAngle via Twitter for BlackBerry®

          Petraeus resignation. Timing, everything suspicious. There has to be more to this story.
          — @rupertmurdoch via Twitter for iPad
          Whatever happened at Bengazi, it's obviously an Obama plot. I mean, who could have expected terrorism - in the Middle East? The whole idea smells too fishy.
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          • #6
            Re: David Petraeus resigns! Is he really an adulterer?

            Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
            The defence: A man is only an adulterer if he's having sex with another man's wife. If his mistress was unmarried, then there's no male victim, and no sin.
            It seems unlikely that said unmarried mistress was a virgin. So even if unmarried, she should have been married according to Deuteronomy 22:28-29.

            Life was simple when everyone was still obeying the Bible. Now that being a filthy slut has become the norm it has all become needlessly complicated. I can't wait for Jack Fellure to become our president in 2016 and fix all this.
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            • #7
              Re: David Petraeus resigns! Is he really an adulterer?

              I'm pretty sure he's a joo.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                Re: David Petraeus resigns! Is he really an adulterer?

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                • #9
                  Re: David Petraeus resigns! Is he really an adulterer?

                  Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                  I'd like to know more about the trollop Patraeus was rutting around with. Can we get some profile data on her? Preferably with pictures?
                  My pleasure, brother:



                  This is the cooter that Petraeus has been sticking his messican jew tallywhacker into.

                  Not content with writing his biography, the slut opened her legs for a married man. Apparently that's the sort of "research" that goes on at Harvard these days...

                  YBIC

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                  • #10
                    Re: David Petraeus resigns! Is he really an adulterer?

                    Originally posted by Matthew Hopkins View Post
                    You know, I've read a lot of biographies where I said "boy, this author is really in bed with the subject", but this really takes the cake. Or the tart.
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                    • #11
                      Re: David Petraeus resigns! Is he really an adulterer?

                      Are we forgetting that Gen Petraeus is a mighty man? Listen up! All he has done is take a concubine!

                      Ge:22:23: And Bethuel begat Rebekah: these eight Milcah did bear to Nahor, Abraham's brother.
                      Ge:22:24: And his concubine, whose name was Reumah, she bare also Tebah, and Gaham, and Thahash, and Maachah.

                      Ge:36:11: And the sons of Eliphaz were Teman, Omar, Zepho, and Gatam, and Kenaz.
                      Ge:36:12: And Timna was concubine to Eliphaz Esau's son; and she bare to Eliphaz Amalek: these were the sons of Adah Esau's wife.

                      J'g:8:30: And Gideon had threescore and ten sons of his body begotten: for he had many wives.
                      J'g:8:31: And his concubine that was in Shechem, she also bare him a son, whose name he called Abimelech.

                      J'g:19:1: And it came to pass in those days, when there was no king in Israel, that there was a certain Levite sojourning on the side of mount Ephraim, who took to him a concubine out of Bethlehemjudah.

                      J'g:19:24: Behold, here is my daughter a maiden, and his concubine; them I will bring out now, and humble ye them, and do with them what seemeth good unto you: but unto this man do not so vile a thing.
                      J'g:19:25: But the men would not hearken to him: so the man took his concubine, and brought her forth unto them; and they knew her, and abused her all the night until the morning: and when the day began to spring, they let her go.

                      2Sa:21:11: And it was told David what Rizpah the daughter of Aiah, the concubine of Saul, had done.

                      I could go on... and on.

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                      • #12
                        Re: David Petraeus resigns! Is he really an adulterer?

                        Pat Robertson says adultery is okay because: “The man’s off in a foreign land and he’s lonely and here’s a good-looking lady throwing herself at him. He’s a man.”

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