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  • The person under me: (True or false)

    This is another participation thread. You post a condition and the next person to post either agrees or not.

    The person under me is procrastinating right now:
    (T/F)
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    The person under me is procrastinating right now:
    (T/F)
    False

    The person under me is having blasphemous thoughts.
    (T/F)
    A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

    Psalm 139:19-20
    Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
    For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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    • #3
      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      The two people above me are going to Hell if they don't stop playing games and don't start preaching!!!!@
      Matthew:
      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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      • #4
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Oh, Eliot, you can't preach 24 hours a day.

        The person below me spends too much time thinking about recycling:
        (Y/N)
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • #5
          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
          Oh, Eliot, you can't preach 24 hours a day.

          The person below me spends too much time thinking about recycling:
          (Y/N)
          As if I was some kind of dirty hippie?!? No way.

          The person below me loves Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior with all of their heart, soul and mind:
          (T)
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          • #6
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            True.

            The person under me abstains from making love with his wife/her husband during that time of the month (or would if married).

            (T/hellbound)
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            • #7
              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              False, think menopause


              The person below me will not deny that it is not untrue they are not unconcerned by conspiracy theories
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              • #8
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                False, think menopause


                The person below me will not deny that it is not untrue they are not unconcerned by conspiracy theories
                True, I will not deny that hexagonal negative of Brother Bathfire's.

                The person below me is not so depraved that they abuse themselves with with an indoor out door vacuum cleaner's corner attachment while looking at underwear adds in the Sears catalog.

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                • #9
                  Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                  True, I will not deny that hexagonal negative of Brother Bathfire's.

                  The person below me is not so depraved that they abuse themselves with with an indoor out door vacuum cleaner's corner attachment while looking at underwear adds in the Sears catalog.
                  True! I don't even own an indoor-outdoor vacuum cleaner, and I'm not sure how . . . wait, do you mean . . . er . . . Oh!

                  People DO that?

                  The person below me is blessed by God with a complete understanding of the Bible and filled with a desire to share His Truth with all the world, stamping out ridiculous superstitions at every turn.
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • #10
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    False.

                    The person beneath me will call me a heathen/pagan/wiccan/muslim/homo/joo/scum/evilutionist/all of the above, and tell me I am going to hell.

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                    • #11
                      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      False
                      I'm just going to ask why you feel the need to spam this Godly board with uppity, feminazi rhetoric.
                      The person beneath me is going to bitch, bitch, bitch about this.
                      Luke 5:31
                      And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                      • #12
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        False. I haven't the energy to bitch about anything.

                        The person beneath me enjoys cheese.



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                        • #13
                          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          True. Especially extra-sharp cheddar.

                          The person below me hates Jesus and cleaves to "evolution" and other bizarre fantasies as a perverse way to anger Him.
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                          • #14
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            FALSE; I know God created man from mud 6000 years ago. Not magical goo 3 billion years ago like Evolutionists think.

                            The person under me has the complete Bibleman action figure collection.

                            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                            • #15
                              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              No, sadly, I'm still missing one particularly hard to find figure.

                              The person under me understands that God hates the sin, and DESPISES the sinner enough to torture them forever.

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