[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

you cannot sin? mark 10:18 no one is perfect. im sorry to say you sin from day to day life just like any person here on Earth along with your True-Christians™. and because i play soccer that means im Homosexual, you would be lying by saying that and lying is sinning is it not?

True Christians(tm) are free of sin.

1st John 1:7 "But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin."

Revelation 1:5 "And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood"

1st John 3:9 "Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God."

[Redeemed Papist]

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first thread i read on this forum and im utterly dissapointed. God tells us to love our neighbours, to show non believers the true paths, yet you all just throw insults in every direction calling everyone supporting soccer a "queer"
honestly, God would be ashamed of everything in this thread, you "true christians" are allowing satan into your hearts with all this hate and anger.

But queers are an abomination so why would we like them?

[~Zoe~:)]

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10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

There is a reason why God's favorite nation America could care less about soccer while Hell bound nations like Australia, Iceland, Holland, New Zealand, Ireland, and Denmark are all playing soccer (some even dare to call it football) all the time. While Americans play God's chosen sports like Baseball, American Football and Basketball the rest of the world is pleasing Satan with soccer. Everyone either involved or interested in soccer will burn in Hell for all eternity.

1st Corinthians 10:31 "Whether therefore ye eat, or drink, or whatsoever ye do, do all to the glory of God."

#1 Soccer is all about lying and cheating!
The most common way to win a soccer match is to trick the referee into giving you a penalty by feigning an injury, to make it appear as if a foul has been committed. Soccer players are specialized in dropping down and pretending to be hurt. They study children of 3 years or younger to learn how to perfect this technique. If the match is very important, like a world championship, they usually just bribe the referee to win. Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."

#2 Soccer players want to be treated like prophets!
Too weak or slow to play football? Play soccer. Too short or slow to play basketball? Play soccer. Even though soccer doesn't require any athletic talent or advanced motor skills, soccer players somehow convinced themselves to be very special. Huge crowds of drunk soccer fans worship these arrogant brats as if they are Jesus Christ Himself. Matthew 24:24 "... false prophets ... deceive the very elect."

#3 Soccer is mostly about sex and drugs!
In 1974 the Dutch lost the World Championship soccer because their players had so much sex and drugs before the world cup final with Germany that they forgot to show up. Someone even wrote a book about it! Ephesians 5:18 "... be not drunk ..."

#4 Soccer players are extremely lazy!
If you have a very strong stomach and you can watch soccer for a few minutes without puking your guts out, just pay attention to a single player. It doesn't matter which one. Most of the time this player will either be standing still, or slowly walking from one place to another. If you look even closer you will notice all players only cover a small part of the playing field to minimize the chance of getting tired to an absolute minimum. Proverbs 12:24 "... the lazy man ..."

#5 Soccer prevents people from going to Church!
Most soccer training and soccer matches are on Sundays! Satan deliberately designed soccer this way to doom as much people as possible to Hell by preventing them from going to Church! Acts 20:17 "... the elders of the church."

#6 Soccer makes people gay!
Soccer is all about grown man hugging and touching each other in ways only gays would approve off. The favorite part of a soccer match is when the actual match is over and all players can get naked together in a huge shower. There is not a single soccer player in the world who is not gay. It's reasons like this that make ultra-gays like Sir Elton John a soccer fan! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."


#7 God has sent us many signs He hates Soccer!
God has warned humanity many times by sending crystal clear signs that He hates soccer! Clear signs like the Heyse Stadium disaster, the Hillsborough disaster, the Orkney Stadium Disaster, the Ellis Park Stadium Disaster and the Accra Sports Stadium Disaster leave 0% room for doubt that God hates soccer with a vengeance! Luke 18:27 "... The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."

#8 Soccer supporters are extremely violent!
If a bunch of soccer hooligans would have attacked Afghanistan, we would have won already! Soccer violence is without limits and is the most extreme form of violence known to man. Soccer hooligans are all totally insane psychopaths who completely lose every shred of humanity. Psalm 73:6 "... violence covereth them as a garment ..."

#9 Soccer and fascism are actually the same thing!
No one in their right mind can deny the connection between soccer and fascism. It is very common for soccer fans to wear Nazi symbols and to shout Nazi insults during soccer matches. In German concentration camps zyklon was used to kill as many Jews as possible. For this reason Umbro named their extremely popular soccer shoe Zyklon!

The English (!) soccer team in 1938:


#10 France is successful at soccer!
And to prove for once and for all that God really really hates soccer, just note that France is successful at soccer! Psalm 9:17 "... all the nations that forget God."

All people wasting time on soccer need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and they will burn in Hell along with people wasting time on Tennis, Golf, Cricket, Gymnastics, Swimming, Ice Skating, Lacrosse, Curling, Rugby, Softball, Cycling, Hiking, Horse Racing, Skiing, Snowboarding, Triathlon, Wrestling, etc.

Hello... This is my first time posting. I really don't want to start any problems, just post my opinions on this ^^

But, first of all... I was reading through this. What is a True Christian? And how do True Christian's not sin? I just wanted to know ^^
Romans 3:23 For everyone has sinned; we all fall short of God’s glorious standard.


Again, I don't want to cause any problems...

1) I am going to admit that people do lie and cheat in soccer. It's true. It bothers me very much. However, I do not lie OR cheat playing soccer. I think it's awful someone would pretend to be hurt. I really do.



2) Soccer does take skill. It takes a lot of skill to become a professional soccer player. It takes skill in general! You have to train to become fast and train to perfect moves/skills... It certainty is not easy.


3) Yes, that was horrible. However, soccer in general is not about sex or drugs. In fact, all the years I've played I have never run into someone doing those things before/after a soccer game. Soccer is about playing the game, not about sex and drugs.



4) Soccer players are not very lazy. Soccer takes a lot of stamina running around the field and they can't all have the ball at once! If you are lazy playing soccer, they'll cut you from the team.


5) I'm going to admit that I have skipped church to go to a soccer game when I was desperately needed. I'll also admit that I feel HORRIBLE for doing so I love going to church.


6) Soccer is not all about being gay, as you said. The line "There is not a single soccer player in the world who is not gay." is also not true. I am a soccer player, and I am not gay. Yes, there are gay soccer players. But, there are gay members of every sport, everywhere!



7) I'm going to research those events further. I have limited knowledge about those and therefore cannot say anything about it at this moment.


8) Yes, some supporters are very violent. It is the sad truth. However, there a violent supporters for other sports, too.



9) Really? I honestly don't watch soccer very often, I play. None of the soccer fans I've seen have done that. I will research that further.


10) What's wrong with France being good at soccer? ^^


Again, I really don't want to cause problems like I've seen people do here before. I just really want to talk about this and understand were you are coming from. As a soccer player, this post hurt, I'm not going to lie, and while I'm not really convinced yet that God hates soccer, I will definitely look into it. Thank you!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I really don't want to cause problems like I've seen people do here before. I just really want to talk about this and understand were you are coming from. As a soccer player, this post hurt, I'm not going to lie, and while I'm not really convinced yet that God hates soccer, I will definitely look into it. Thank you!

Soccer is for queers.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[Lived]

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What a disgusting sport. Absolutely vile.

[Ex-soccer player]

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After coming out as gay, Hitzlsperger hopes to make it easier for others in sports to do so

BERLIN – Encouraged by others who have come out as gay, retired soccer player Thomas Hitzlsperger is hoping going public will help make it easier for other sporting stars to do the same.
[...] His decision to go public was hailed overwhelmingly as a positive step in the German media as well as in England, reflecting the way attitudes have changed.
[...]In Germany, Hitzlsperger has been commended for his courage. The country's mass circulation daily Bild led with "Respect!" on its front page, a day after Hitzlsperger made his announcement in an interview with German newspaper Die Zeit.
"Hopefully, by talking about it, it encourages some others, because they see they can still be professional football players, they can play at the highest level, and be gay," Hitzlsperger said in a video on his website. "It's not a contradiction, as I've proved."
[...]"He's gay, and?" Robben said at a Bayern Munich practice session in Doha, Qatar. "I think it's quite normal and natural. I can also say here, I'm heterosexual. I don't see a problem."

http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2014/0...for-others-in/


I have played soccer for years and I can confirm that being an aids-infested faggot is "quite normal and natural" among soccer-players and fans

It used to be an open secret that the majority of soccer players are gay or at least "bicurious". Now, encouraged by Hitzlperger, more and more soccerfags will "come out" and shamelessly admit themselves as fags. From now on, every father knows what will happen when he allows his sons to participate in a soccer club. Don't claim you had no knowledge about it. As for me, I had to undergo serveral anal sphincter surgeries after I quit my "career"

Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination - Leviticus 18:22

[Nobar King]

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It's only a matter of time until there is a team with pink jerseys and a roster of all-gay players playing for some rich fag who just had to have a vanity soccer club.

[see_the_light]

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It's only a matter of time until there is a team with pink jerseys and a roster of all-gay players playing for some rich fag who just had to have a vanity soccer club.

it will be sooner than you think.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/thomas-hitzlsperger-gay-recap-reaction-3000380

PRAY TO JESUS!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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It's only a matter of time until there is a team with pink jerseys and a roster of all-gay players playing for some rich fag who just had to have a vanity soccer club.

Too late, Brother! The godless Austrians have already launched an all-queer team!

[Ex-soccer player]

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Gays like to paint over their "inclination" by putting on a fake "masculine" appearance. They play rugby or do bodybuilding to fight their gay inferiority complex and to get access to stimulating shower rooms. But as soon as they open their mouths you hear a girl talking. Gays are not real men.

[see_the_light]

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But as soon as they open their mouths you hear a girl talking. Gays are not real men.

Sometimes you just hear gargling noises, but yes, when they do talk it sounds girlish.

PRAISE THE LORD!

[Constantine1648]

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Soccor is disgusting, as soon as a player scores a goal the rest of the team rushes over and starts to kiss them - foul. There is nothing manly about it - another attempt by homosexuals to drive their agenda down Christian's throats

[see_the_light]

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Soccor is disgusting, as soon as a player scores a goal the rest of the team rushes over and starts to kiss them - foul. There is nothing manly about it - another attempt by homosexuals to drive their agenda down Christian's throats

And down our throats they drive it, again and again.

Should we just wait and choke on satan's rule or should we burn all these homerish propaganda ball-lovers?

PRAY TO JESUS!

[John C. Coleman]

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And down our throats they drive it, again and again.

Should we just wait and choke on satan's rule or should we burn all these homerish propaganda ball-lovers?

PRAY TO JESUS!

Thats not the only thing they want to drive down our throats.

[see_the_light]

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Thats not the only thing they want to drive down our throats.

Brother

You have assured I will have nightmares tonight... that revolting image keeps pounding and pounding in my mind.

PRAY TO JESUS!