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  • #16
    Re: Pink Ouija Boards: New Menace!

    Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
    You do not understand why the Pastors need to watch this filth.
    Of course, no one unnecessarily watches any film which is already known to be evil and despicable. However, in order to judge whether or not a film is suitable for the congregation, the Pastor needs to watch it to make a decision.
    Also, watching films which are known to be filth can still be useful when you want to learn more about the tricks of the devil, in order to recognize his evil handiwork more easily in the future.
    So you're saying that any one else besides a pastor/deacon watching one of these demonic films wouldn't be knowledgable in the word of God enough, or smart enough to be able to recognize the sins that run rampant through them?

    As for the rude comments from the Cranky Old Man, I have not insulted anyone here in this thread, I'm merely inquisitive. Stop being such an antagonist, and perhaps I might take you seriously. You did not even try to answer my question, and instead proceeded to insult me for no warranted reason.
    I'm full of myself

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    • #17
      Re: Pink Ouija Boards: New Menace!

      You have posted here with the following vile sig line invoking a FALSE god:


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      In rl'yeh dead, Cthulhu waits dreaming.
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      I am frankly surprised you are not more grateful to have any posting privileges here at all.


      Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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      • #18
        Re: Pink Ouija Boards: New Menace!

        In the days of my youth, I was a member of The Landover Young Christian Team for the Suppression of Satanism. Our section was 4 men (no women allowed) and we decided to seize a Ouija board from the local store and test it so as to dispel all ideas that this might just be some stupid superstitious nonsense.

        As darkness fell, two candles were lighted and we assembled around the board. At first, nothing much happened or else the spirits were dyslexic. Then it spelled out N-I-E-M-E-Y-E-R- -I-S- -A- -F-A-T- -B-A-S-T-A-R-D And then, Craig Niemeyer, who didn’t seem too happy with me for some reason, said,

        “Tell Bathfire what the future holds!”

        The planchette moved violently; a mysterious wind blew out one of the candles and, as we sat there in stark terror, the following was spelled out.

        H-E--W-I-L-L--M-E-E-T--A- -R-I-C-H--A-N-D--P-O-W-E-R-F-U-L--W-O-M-A-N--W-H-O--W-I-L-L- -C-H-A-N-G-E—H-I-S--L-I-F-E.

        We sat in the darkness and silence for a while and I will admit that I felt a little self-satisfied and then Niemeyer went to the drinks cabinet and we had a few stiff ones to recover before we held a prayer meeting.

        I was arrested on the way back home for DUI – the judge was Miss Betty Coors the heiress, she fined me $1,200 and took away my license for a year. The prophecy had been fulfilled.

        How the police knew I was driving back home along back roads, I’ll never know. Yet, if there had been no answer, there would have been no need for the Jack Daniels and thus the prophecy would not have been true.

        It’s all ‘of Satan’.
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        • #19
          Re: Pink Ouija Boards: New Menace!

          Originally posted by DorianDawes View Post
          You are aware that the Exorcist is a work of fiction, right?
          That's what I'm screaming. I had a ouija board as a child and it didn't do what they're claiming it did. Hell, it sat in my closet more than I actually played with it. I had D&D as well, Now that game was fun. D&D is a game of stratagy and thinking.

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          • #20
            Re: Pink Ouija Boards: New Menace!

            Originally posted by MsPhoenixFire View Post
            I had a ouija board as a child
            Why am I not surprised .

            James 1:5 "If any of you lack wisdom, let him ask of God, that giveth to all men liberally, and upbraideth not; and it shall be given him."
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • #21
              Re: Pink Ouija Boards: New Menace!

              Originally posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner View Post
              You have posted here with the following vile sig line invoking a FALSE god:


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              In rl'yeh dead, Cthulhu waits dreaming.
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              I am frankly surprised you are not more grateful to have any posting privileges here at all.


              A reference to a classic piece of literature, I'm not invoking anything. Why would I believe in a god that comes back from the dead, while his followers wait for his return?
              I'm full of myself

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              • #22
                Re: Pink Ouija Boards: New Menace!

                Originally posted by Steve the sodomite View Post
                A reference to a classic piece of literature, I'm not invoking anything. Why would I believe in a god that comes back from the dead, while his followers wait for his return?
                Right, Gay-Gametard
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                You know perfectly well Project Habbakuk is in full swing and therefore God will return for the Rapture.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • #23
                  Re: Pink Ouija Boards: New Menace!

                  Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                  No evidence?!!!

                  They showed the Exorcist at my Church for the teens to show them the wages of playing with a Ouija or Dungeons and Dragons.

                  100% true story. <---- They were that godly.
                  I had no idea you were an ex-Papist, Mr. Jones! Congratulations on escaping that vile, depraved cult!
                  Originally posted by TheLordSavedMe View Post

                  I came to this just after reading the thread about "hearts".

                  They're trying to inspire lesbianism and group masturbation! "Come on, girls, let's all get together and put our hands on this representation of a gaping hoo-hah! If you stare into the hole, you can see the future!"

                  "Really? Let's try it with MY hoo-hah instead!"

                  I think I'm gonna hurl.
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • #24
                    Re: Pink Ouija Boards: New Menace!

                    i lookeds at the pickture an it say on the box "ask the kwestions girls want to no" an it also says that it come wiv kwestion cards an i thinks that be cuz girls not thinks so good . so i looked on the innernets for them kwestions an it be stuff like "who gonna text me next?" so them cards real evils cuz they asks the kinda stuff girls think abouts all the times, them cards not asks dumb stuff like "what be my majors when i go to college?", maybee if they makes a ouija board for boys then that will be a kwestion card for them

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                    • #25
                      Re: Pink Ouija Boards: New Menace!

                      Originally posted by Steve the sodomite View Post
                      So you're saying that any one else besides a pastor/deacon watching one of these demonic films wouldn't be knowledgable in the word of God enough, or smart enough to be able to recognize the sins that run rampant through them?
                      Yes, of course. People get appointed as Pastors for a reason, you know. Only someone who is really powerful in the Word can watch this filth without being tainted by it to at least some extent.

                      Originally posted by MsPhoenixFire View Post
                      That's what I'm screaming. I had a ouija board as a child and it didn't do what they're claiming it did. Hell, it sat in my closet more than I actually played with it. I had D&D as well, Now that game was fun. D&D is a game of stratagy and thinking.
                      So, even the demons think you're not interesting enough to talk to?
                      Sweet Lord Jesus,
                      I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                      Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                      Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                      Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                      Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                      Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                      Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                      Amen.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Pink Ouija Boards: New Menace!

                        Originally posted by MsPhoenixFire View Post
                        That's what I'm screaming. I had a ouija board as a child and it didn't do what they're claiming it did. Hell, it sat in my closet more than I actually played with it. I had D&D as well, Now that game was fun. D&D is a game of stratagy and thinking.
                        I guess you haven't seen the documentary on Ouija boards starring Tawny Kitaen.

                        More horrifying than that is the online Ouija! Now, you can invite demons right into your home via the Internet!!

                        Sure, it has a "Demon Finder" link to see if your computer is possessed. It finds the demons because it plants them there!

                        I'm adding that evil site to my church's blocked sites list immediately!
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • #27
                          Re: Pink Ouija Boards: New Menace!

                          These pink ouija boards sound like a most ungodly menace. No doubt, if they're allowed to spread, we'll soon see mobs of demon-possessed little girls running around beating Christians senseless with pink baseball bats!

                          I just posted this picture in another thread, but it works in this context as well:
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • #28
                            Satan targets young girls with pink Ouija Board

                            Its bad enough that the poofters have stolen the entire rainbow but now Satan in a partnership with Hasbro toys, is targeting this demonic trash to little girls by making the board pink!



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                            Pink as a color is unGodly and sexual, but to try to make the conjuring of foul demons a fun, harmless sleep over game is monstrous!

                            Please contact your local republicans, your pastors and the girl guides of America because this has to be STOPPED!!!

                            One second your precious little one will be sharing innocent stories about the rapture and the next secnd they will be staring into the face of a soul sucking DEMON!!!



                            Would you give your daughter this toy to play with?



                            OF COURSE NOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                            We need to beat our children if they come home with ouija board, we need to beat our children even if they see these pictures!!!
                            2 Kings 2:23-24 - From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Satan targets young girls with pink Ouija Board

                              While I appreciate your enthusiasm, it is generally considered good manners on our forum to search a topic before you start a new thread.

                              Here is the thread started earlier on this very topic.
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                              Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                              • #30
                                Re: Satan targets young girls with pink Ouija Board

                                Thank you for pointing out my error Professor.

                                To be frank however, I think my posting will save more souls.

                                Just saying.

                                To add to my OUTRAGE I also came across this blaspheme.



                                Whoever made a pink bible has a special place in hell reserved just for them and all the other rectum worshippers!!!
                                2 Kings 2:23-24 - From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.

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