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  • Seth Campbell
    Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2010
    • 1565

    #31
    Re: There are no contradictions in the Bible!

    Who let this rag head on here? How do we know he hasn't got a bomb stuck inside his bung hole?

    PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

    Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

    Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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    • Izmael ibn Ibrahim
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Dec 2012
      • 48

      #32
      Re: There ARE contradictions in the Bible!

      I want to add to my brother's comments. There is another contradiction within two verses of each other.

      1 Corinthians 1:14 I thank God that I baptized none of you, but Crispus and Gaius;
      1 Corinthians 1:16 And I baptized also the household of Stephanas: besides, I know not whether I baptized any other.

      A definite statement followed by a correction and an indefinite statement. If this is inspired by the holy spirit, why can't Paul remember? Does the holy spirit have a bad memory and keep changing his mind too? Also how much of Paul's writings are inspired by the holy spirit? How do you know which parts are? Paul admits in 1 Corinthians some of his teachings on divorce were not from God.

      1 Corinthians 7:12 But to the rest speak I, not the Lord

      Further to my brother's comments on Matthias, how many apostles were there? The Bible says there were only twelve.

      Revelation 21:14 And the wall of the city had twelve foundations, and in them the names of the twelve apostles of the Lamb.

      Matthew 19:28 And Jesus said unto them, Verily I say unto you, That ye which have followed me, in the regeneration when the Son of man shall sit in the throne of his glory, ye also shall sit upon twelve thrones, judging the twelve tribes of Israel. (Jesus promises Judas will also get a throne! )

      But if Matthias replaced Judas, why is Paul also an apostle?

      Romans 1:1 Paul, a servant of Jesus Christ, called [to be] an apostle, separated unto the gospel of God,
      Romans 11:13 For I speak to you Gentiles, inasmuch as I am the apostle of the Gentiles,
      1 Corinthians 1:1 Paul, called [to be] an apostle of Jesus Christ through the will of God

      That would make 13 apostles. I bet you're feeling pretty silly after boldly saying there are no contradictions in the Bible. Here they are.

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      • Didymus Much
        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
        • Jun 2010
        • 14076

        #33
        Re: There ARE contradictions in the Bible!

        Originally posted by Izmael ibn Ibrahim View Post
        ...1 Corinthians 1:16 And I baptized also the household of Stephanas: besides, I know not whether I baptized any other...
        Oh, c'mon, you know how this stuff happens.

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        • Pim Pendergast
          PHD - Theophysicist
          Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2012
          • 3103

          #34
          Re: There ARE contradictions in the Koran!

          Originally posted by Izmael ibn Ibrahim View Post
          I've been brainwashed into believing the Bible is contradictory, but I'm blind to contradictions in the Koran
          The prequel to the Arabian Nights claims semen comes from the backbone.

          86:5-7 So let man observe from what he was created. He was created from a fluid, ejected, emerging from between the backbone and the ribs.

          This is inconsistent with the Bible, which teaches that a man’s seed comes from his bowels.

          2 Sam 7:12 And when thy days be fulfilled, and thou shalt sleep with thy fathers, I will set up thy seed after thee, which shall proceed out of thy bowels, and I will establish his kingdom.

          Gen 15:4 And, behold, the word of the LORD [came] unto him, saying, This shall not be thine heir; but he that shall come forth out of thine own bowels shall be thine heir.

          2 Sam 16:11 And David said to Abishai, and to all his servants, Behold, my son, which came forth of my bowels, seeketh my life: how much more now [may this] Benjamite [do it]? let him alone, and let him curse; for the LORD hath bidden him.

          2 Chron 32:21c And when he was come into the house of his god, they that came forth of his own bowels slew him there with the sword.

          Isa 48:19 Thy seed also had been as the sand, and the offspring of thy bowels like the gravel thereof; his name should not have been cut off nor destroyed from before me.

          The Koran, like science, can be disproved with the Bible. How could we do that if the Bible was full of contradictions? Checkmate, heathen!
          sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

          Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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          • Izmael ibn Ibrahim
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Dec 2012
            • 48

            #35
            Re: There ARE contradictions in the Koran!

            Originally posted by Pim Pendergast View Post
            Checkmate, heathen!
            That's not checkmate.

            Checkmate! Checkmate! Checkmate!

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            • Izmael ibn Ibrahim
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Dec 2012
              • 48

              #36
              Re: There ARE contradictions in the Koran!

              PS And stop neg repping me every time I point out mistakes in the Bible. It's not like I wrote it. Your petty, juvenile, tit-for-tat vendetta against Muslims reflects badly on all Christians. If you don't want to hear the truth, that's your problem!

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              • Basilissa
                South of the Border outreach program
                True Christian™
                 
                • Mar 2013
                • 12944

                #37
                Re: There ARE contradictions in the Koran!

                Originally posted by Izmael ibn Ibrahim View Post
                PS And stop neg repping me every time I point out mistakes in the Bible. It's not like I wrote it. Your petty, juvenile, tit-for-tat vendetta against Muslims reflects badly on all Christians. If you don't want to hear the truth, that's your problem!
                We don't have a problem - you do. The only thing that you've demonstrated via your incredibly lengthy posts is that you are not the sharpest tool in the shed. I'm trying to think of a nice way to say it, but basically, um, you are too dumb to understand the perfectness of the Bible. That's why you are over-analyzing it, and that's why you THINK that you see some "inconsistencies."
                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                • Redeemed Papist
                  Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2011
                  • 10409

                  #38
                  Re: There ARE contradictions in the Koran!

                  Originally posted by Izmael ibn Ibrahim View Post
                  PS And stop neg repping me every time I point out mistakes in the Bible. It's not like I wrote it. Your petty, juvenile, tit-for-tat vendetta against Muslims reflects badly on all Christians. If you don't want to hear the truth, that's your problem!
                  Cry more, raghead!

                  You and your ilk will soon bend the knee when Jesus comes again.
                  Revelation 1: 12-16
                  12And I turned to see the voice that spake with me. And being turned, I saw seven golden candlesticks; 13And in the midst of the seven candlesticks one like unto the Son of man, clothed with a garment down to the foot, and girt about the paps with a golden girdle. 14His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire; 15And his feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace; and his voice as the sound of many waters. 16And he had in his right hand seven stars: and out of his mouth went a sharp twoedged sword: and his countenance was as the sun shineth in his strength.


                  Oh you're going to notice Him and beg Him to spare you and it will be too late. We'll laugh with Jesus in Heaven as you begin to scream for all eternity.

                  Renounce your silly far fetched moon god and follow the one, unambiguous, perfect word of TRUTH!
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                  • BelieverInGod
                    Fourm Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 9269

                    #39
                    Re: There are no contradictions in the Bible!

                    I'm still wondering about Moohamid splitting the moon in two. I look up, I see one moon, not two halves.

                    Oh, lets take a look at some of the other fun stuff.

                    2:29 He it is Who created for you all that is in the earth. Then turned He to the heaven, and fashioned it as seven heavens. And He is knower of all things.

                    2:31 And He taught Adam all the names, then showed them to the angels, saying: Inform Me of the names of these, if ye are truthful.
                    2:32 They said: Be glorified! We have no knowledge saving that which Thou hast taught us. Lo! Thou, only Thou, art the Knower, the Wise.
                    2:33 He said: O Adam! Inform them of their names, and when he had informed them of their names, He said: Did I not tell you that I know the secret of the heavens and the earth ? And I know that which ye disclose and which ye hide.
                    2:34 And when We said unto the angels: Prostrate yourselves before Adam, they fell prostrate, all save Iblis. He demurred through pride, and so became a disbeliever.

                    2:65 And ye know of those of you who broke the Sabbath, how We said unto them: Be ye apes, despised and hated!
                    I guess apes weren't around when animals were first created. Instead they're "Sabbath breaking Jews".

                    3:7 He it is Who hath revealed unto thee (Muhammad) the Scripture wherein are clear revelations - they are the substance of the Book - and others (which are) allegorical. But those in whose hearts is doubt pursue, forsooth, that which is allegorical seeking (to cause) dissension by seeking to explain it. None knoweth its explanation save Allah. And those who are of sound instruction say: We believe therein; the whole is from our Lord; but only men of understanding really heed.
                    Oh, that's good, some of the Koran are true, and some isn't, but it's up to us to guess. Yeah, that's fair.

                    3:54 And they (the disbelievers) schemed, and Allah schemed (against them): and Allah is the best of schemers.
                    Doesn't even pretend not to be the father of lies here.


                    4:80 Whoso obeyeth the messenger hath obeyed Allah, and whoso turneth away: We have not sent thee as a warder over them.
                    Said every cult leader that has ever existed.


                    4:119 And surely I will lead them astray, and surely I will arouse desires in them, and surely I will command them and they will cut the cattle' ears, and surely I will command them and they will change Allah's creation. Whoso chooseth Satan for a patron instead of Allah is verily a loser and his loss is manifest.
                    All those poor ranchers who ear tag their cattle

                    4:157 And because of their saying: We slew the Messiah, Jesus son of Mary, Allah's messenger - they slew him not nor crucified him, but it appeared so unto them; and lo! those who disagree concerning it are in doubt thereof; they have no knowledge thereof save pursuit of a conjecture; they slew him not for certain.
                    Oh, the witnesses just thought Jesus was crucified. I guess it was done with mirrors? Did Jesus have a look-alike?

                    5:60 Shall I tell thee of a worse (case) than theirs for retribution with Allah ? (Worse is the case of him) whom Allah hath cursed, him on whom His wrath hath fallen and of whose sort Allah hath turned some to apes and swine, and who serveth idols. Such are in worse plight and further astray from the plain road.

                    6:38 There is not an animal in the earth, nor a flying creature flying on two wings, but they are peoples like unto you. We have neglected nothing in the Book (of Our decrees). Then unto their Lord they will be gathered.
                    Well I guess that explains the goat sex.

                    7:148 And the folk of Moses, after (he left them), chose a calf (for worship), (made) out of their ornaments, of saffron hue, which gave a lowing sound. Saw they not that it spake not unto them nor guided them to any way ? They chose it, and became wrong-doers.
                    The Golden calf, lowed? Seriously?

                    10:93 And We verily did allot unto the Children of Israel a fixed abode, and did provide them with good things; and they differed not until the knowledge came unto them. Lo! thy Lord will judge between them on the Day of Resurrection concerning that wherein they used to differ.
                    Yet you mooslimbs are trying to wipe Israel off the planet. Isn't that going against allahs will?


                    14:22 And Satan saith, when the matter hath been decided: Lo! Allah promised you a promise of truth; and I promised you, then failed you. And I had no power over you save that I called unto you and ye obeyed me. So blame not, but blame yourselves. I cannot help you, nor can ye help me, Lo! I disbelieved in that which ye before ascribed to me. Lo! for wrong-doers is a painful doom.
                    So basically, if you pray, and it doesn't come true, you're praying to Satan. Or did Satan just step out of his "allah" character there for a moment? I mean, if Satan is the father of lies, and Satan tells you to follow Allah.......

                    24:6 As for those who accuse their wives but have no witnesses except themselves; let the testimony of one of them be four testimonies, (swearing) by Allah that he is of those who speak the truth;
                    Well isn't that nice, if you don't have enough witnesses, you can just lie 4 times and it counts. Sucks to be the wife of a bitter husband.




                    54:1 The hour drew nigh and the moon was rent in twain.
                    54:2 And if they behold a portent they turn away and say: Prolonged illusion.
                    Still my favorite.
                    Drama queen

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                    • Izmael ibn Ibrahim
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Dec 2012
                      • 48

                      #40
                      Re: There are no contradictions in the Bible!

                      Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                      2:29 He it is Who created for you all that is in the earth. Then turned He to the heaven, and fashioned it as seven heavens. And He is knower of all things.

                      And seven earths.It is Allah who has created seven heavens and of the earth, the like of them. [His] command descends among them so you may know that Allah is over all things competent and that Allah has encompassed all things in knowledge.”(Surah 65:12)

                      (Allah it is Who hath created seven heavens) one above the other like a dome, (and of the earth the like thereof) seven earths but they are flat. (The commandment cometh down among them slowly) He says: He sends the angels down from heaven with revelation, Scripture and calamities, (that ye may know) and acknowledge (that Allah is Able to do all things) relating to the dwellers of the heavens and the earths, (and that Allah surroundeth all things in knowledge) and that His knowledge encompasses everything'. (Tanwîr al-Miqbâs min Tafsîr Ibn 'Abbâs)

                      2:31 And He taught Adam all the names, then showed them to the angels, saying: Inform Me of the names of these, if ye are truthful. 2:32 They said: Be glorified! We have no knowledge saving that which Thou hast taught us. Lo! Thou, only Thou, art the Knower, the Wise.
                      2:33 He said: O Adam! Inform them of their names, and when he had informed them of their names, He said: Did I not tell you that I know the secret of the heavens and the earth? And I know that which ye disclose and which ye hide.
                      2:34 And when We said unto the angels: Prostrate yourselves before Adam, they fell prostrate, all save Iblis. He demurred through pride, and so became a disbeliever.
                      Wow! You can read. What’s the problem? Adam was the first Muslim. He was created to feel emotion, unlike angels who are emotionless, and be Allah’s viceregent, so he is a little higher than angels. Satan, who is a jinn, was jealous.

                      2:65 And ye know of those of you who broke the Sabbath, how We said unto them: Be ye apes, despised and hated!
                      I guess apes weren't around when animals were first created. Instead they're "Sabbath breaking Jews".
                      Wow! Again I’m floored by your literacy.

                      “The punishment for the breach of the Sabbath was death (Exodus 31:14). There must have been a Jewish tradition about a whole Jewish community in a seaside town, which persisted in breaking the Sabbath and were turned into apes.” (Yusuf Ali’s commentary)

                      3:7 He it is Who hath revealed unto thee (Muhammad) the Scripture wherein are clear revelations - they are the substance of the Book - and others (which are) allegorical. But those in whose hearts is doubt pursue, forsooth, that which is allegorical seeking (to cause) dissension by seeking to explain it. None knoweth its explanation save Allah. And those who are of sound instruction say: We believe therein; the whole is from our Lord; but only men of understanding really heed.
                      Oh, that's good, some of the Koran are true, and some isn't, but it's up to us to guess. Yeah, that's fair.
                      The Qur’an has rich depth of meaning. It doesn’t mean some verses are literal and some are allegorical but that each verse has both literal and allegorical meanings. What about the figurative parts of the Bible?

                      John 15:5 I am the vine, ye [are] the branches
                      John 10:7 Then said Jesus unto them again, Verily, verily, I say unto you, I am the door of the sheep.
                      Matthew 13:34 All these things spake Jesus unto the multitude in parables; and without a parable spake he not unto them:

                      3:54 And they (the disbelievers) schemed, and Allah schemed (against them): and Allah is the best of schemers.
                      Doesn't even pretend not to be the father of lies here.
                      1 Kings 22:23 Now, therefore, behold, the Lord hath put a lying spirit in the mouth of these thy prophets, and the Lord hath spoken evil concerning thee.
                      2 Chronicles 18:22 Now therefore, behold, the Lord hath put a lying spirit in the mouth of these thy prophets.
                      Jeremiah 4:10 Ah, Lord GOD! surely thou hast greatly deceived this people.
                      Jeremiah 20:7 O Lord, thou hast deceived me, and I was deceived.
                      Ezekiel 14:9 And if a prophet be deceived when he hath spoken a thing, I the Lord have deceived that prophet.
                      2 Thessalonians 2:11 For this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie.

                      4:80 Whoso obeyeth the messenger hath obeyed Allah, and whoso turneth away: We have not sent thee as a warder over them.
                      Said every cult leader that has ever existed.
                      Jn 14:21 He that hath my commandments, and keepeth them, he it is that loveth me: and he that loveth me shall be loved of my Father, and I will love him, and will manifest myself to him.

                      4:119 And surely I will lead them astray, and surely I will arouse desires in them, and surely I will command them and they will cut the cattle' ears, and surely I will command them and they will change Allah's creation. Whoso chooseth Satan for a patron instead of Allah is verily a loser and his loss is manifest.
                      All those poor ranchers who ear tag their cattle
                      It is a vain superstitious practice of those who follow false gods.

                      4:157 And because of their saying: We slew the Messiah, Jesus son of Mary, Allah's messenger - they slew him not nor crucified him, but it appeared so unto them; and lo! those who disagree concerning it are in doubt thereof; they have no knowledge thereof save pursuit of a conjecture; they slew him not for certain.
                      Oh, the witnesses just thought Jesus was crucified. I guess it was done with mirrors? Did Jesus have a look-alike?
                      Yes. Possibly Judas. We only have the word of your corrupted Bible that Jesus died. Why should we believe that? The Gospel of Basilides also says Jesus (p-b-u-h) never died but was taken up into heaven, but you reject this gospel because it doesn’t agree with what your other gospels say.

                      5:60 Shall I tell thee of a worse (case) than theirs for retribution with Allah? (Worse is the case of him) whom Allah hath cursed, him on whom His wrath hath fallen and of whose sort Allah hath turned some to apes and swine, and who serveth idols. Such are in worse plight and further astray from the plain road.


                      So as we see, God turned these criminals into monkeys and swine because they were nothing more than animals in the first place. They had not dignity or honor and just lived based on satisfying their instincts just like animals do. So God might as well have transformed them into animals. They lived for only three days and then died. Its not like they lived forever. The ones who did not participate in this sin were saved.


                      6:38 There is not an animal in the earth, nor a flying creature flying on two wings, but they are peoples like unto you. We have neglected nothing in the Book (of Our decrees). Then unto their Lord they will be gathered.
                      Well I guess that explains the goat sex.
                      7:148 And the folk of Moses, after (he left them), chose a calf (for worship), (made) out of their ornaments, of saffron hue, which gave a lowing sound. Saw they not that it spake not unto them nor guided them to any way ? They chose it, and became wrong-doers.
                      The Golden calf, lowed? Seriously?
                      Yes, seriously.

                      10:93 And We verily did allot unto the Children of Israel a fixed abode, and did provide them with good things; and they differed not until the knowledge came unto them. Lo! thy Lord will judge between them on the Day of Resurrection concerning that wherein they used to differ.
                      Yet you mooslimbs are trying to wipe Israel off the planet. Isn't that going against allahs will?
                      You’re using the wrong translation.

                      And We had certainty settled the Children of Israel in an agreeable settlement and provided them with good things. And they did not differ until [after] knowledge had come to them. Indeed, your Lord will judge between them on the Day of Resurrection concerning that over which they used to differ” (Surah 10:93)

                      14:22 And Satan saith, when the matter hath been decided: Lo! Allah promised you a promise of truth; and I promised you, then failed you. And I had no power over you save that I called unto you and ye obeyed me. So blame not, but blame yourselves. I cannot help you, nor can ye help me, Lo! I disbelieved in that which ye before ascribed to me. Lo! for wrong-doers is a painful doom.
                      So basically, if you pray, and it doesn't come true, you're praying to Satan. Or did Satan just step out of his "allah" character there for a moment? I mean, if Satan is the father of lies, and Satan tells you to follow Allah.......
                      This is what Satan will say after the judgement. Wrong translation and out of context again.

                      “And Satan will say when the matter has been concluded” (Surah 14:22)

                      Doesn’t the Bible say Satan will confess the truth at judgement even though he is the father of lies?

                      Philippians 2:10 And [that] every tongue should confess that Jesus Christ [is] Lord, to the glory of God the Father.

                      24:6 As for those who accuse their wives but have no witnesses except themselves; let the testimony of one of them be four testimonies, (swearing) by Allah that he is of those who speak the truth;
                      Well isn't that nice, if you don't have enough witnesses, you can just lie 4 times and it counts. Sucks to be the wife of a bitter husband.
                      I don’t see any problem with this. The bond of marriage should prevent false accusations being made.

                      54:1 The hour drew nigh and the moon was rent in twain. 54:2 And if they behold a portent they turn away and say: Prolonged illusion.
                      Still my favorite.
                      The splitting of the moon was a miracle as a sign of the prophethood of Muhammad (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him). Even then, many people still would not believe him.

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                      • BelieverInGod
                        Fourm Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 9269

                        #41
                        Re: There are no contradictions in the Bible!

                        Originally posted by Izmael ibn Ibrahim View Post
                        And seven earths.It is Allah who has created seven heavens and of the earth, the like of them. [His] command descends among them so you may know that Allah is over all things competent and that Allah has encompassed all things in knowledge.”(Surah 65:12)

                        (Allah it is Who hath created seven heavens) one above the other like a dome, (and of the earth the like thereof) seven earths but they are flat. (The commandment cometh down among them slowly) He says: He sends the angels down from heaven with revelation, Scripture and calamities, (that ye may know) and acknowledge (that Allah is Able to do all things) relating to the dwellers of the heavens and the earths, (and that Allah surroundeth all things in knowledge) and that His knowledge encompasses everything'. (Tanwîr al-Miqbâs min Tafsîr Ibn 'Abbâs)
                        seven flat earths and seven domed heavens? please make it stop! My sides are hurting!

                        Wow! You can read. What’s the problem? Adam was the first Muslim. He was created to feel emotion, unlike angels who are emotionless, and be Allah’s viceregent, so he is a little higher than angels. Satan, who is a jinn, was jealous.
                        PLEASE! I'M SERIOUSLY GETTING A STITCH IN MY SIDE. NOW SATAN'S A "JINN" AKA GENIE!

                        Wow! Again I’m floored by your literacy.
                        Oh, I know it must be a harsh blow to your pencil-dicked size ego, but yes, women on this side of the pond can read.

                        “The punishment for the breach of the Sabbath was death (Exodus 31:14). There must have been a Jewish tradition about a whole Jewish community in a seaside town, which persisted in breaking the Sabbath and were turned into apes.” (Yusuf Ali’s commentary)
                        BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

                        I'm sorry, my eye's are actually tearing up. So this is what happens when moohamid read the Bible while stoned on opium. We get Jews being turned into pigs and apes.

                        The Qur’an has rich depth of meaning. It doesn’t mean some verses are literal and some are allegorical but that each verse has both literal and allegorical meanings. What about the figurative parts of the Bible?

                        John 15:5 I am the vine, ye [are] the branches
                        John 10:7 Then said Jesus unto them again, Verily, verily, I say unto you, I am the door of the sheep.
                        Matthew 13:34 All these things spake Jesus unto the multitude in parables; and without a parable spake he not unto them:
                        The difference is that Jesus told us which were parables and which weren't. Not like your "allah" who just left it up to you to guess. Oh, and if you're wrong? Well it just sucks to be you, doesn't it.

                        1 Kings 22:23 Now, therefore, behold, the Lord hath put a lying spirit in the mouth of these thy prophets, and the Lord hath spoken evil concerning thee.
                        2 Chronicles 18:22 Now therefore, behold, the Lord hath put a lying spirit in the mouth of these thy prophets.
                        Jeremiah 4:10 Ah, Lord GOD! surely thou hast greatly deceived this people.
                        Jeremiah 20:7 O Lord, thou hast deceived me, and I was deceived.
                        Ezekiel 14:9 And if a prophet be deceived when he hath spoken a thing, I the Lord have deceived that prophet.
                        2 Thessalonians 2:11 For this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie.
                        So now it's Gods fault that you don't believe in him. Nice way to duck out.

                        John 5:39 Search the scriptures; for in them ye think ye have eternal life: and they are they which testify of me.

                        Jn 14:21 He that hath my commandments, and keepeth them, he it is that loveth me: and he that loveth me shall be loved of my Father, and I will love him, and will manifest myself to him.
                        That's Jesus speaking, not some sand muncher who was talking to an "angel" ( 2nd Corinthians 11:14 ) while high on the poppy.


                        It is a vain superstitious practice of those who follow false gods.
                        Ear tagging is not vain nor superstitious. Ear cutting was a way of marking your livestock, before ear tags, so that you could identify them if they were ever stolen.

                        But I guess if you're into stealing cattle, you don't want people to mark their animals in any identifiable way, so you make it a "sin".

                        Yes. Possibly Judas. We only have the word of your corrupted Bible that Jesus died. Why should we believe that? The Gospel of Basilides also says Jesus (p-b-u-h) never died but was taken up into heaven, but you reject this gospel because it doesn’t agree with what your other gospels say.
                        Oh, so Judas convinced everybody else that Jesus was crucified. Yeah, because all the other apostles were going to believe him after what he did.

                        Anyway, wasn't Judas a bit too busy hanging himself? Kind of hard to spread lies after your dead.
                        Matthew 27:5 And he cast down the pieces of silver in the temple, and departed, and went and hanged himself.
                        This happened days before Jesus was crucified.


                        Yes, seriously.
                        More proof that your prophet was more than willing to accept an idol as a god. How else would the calf have lowed?
                        You’re using the wrong translation.

                        And We had certainty settled the Children of Israel in an agreeable settlement and provided them with good things. And they did not differ until [after] knowledge had come to them. Indeed, your Lord will judge between them on the Day of Resurrection concerning that over which they used to differ” (Surah 10:93)
                        I'll admit that I don't know the mudslime language so I have to go with what I read, but this still says that they were given an "agreeable settlement" by God (why is it God here and not Allah?) And it says that "your Lord" (Satan I guess) will judge them.

                        Still not telling you to wipe them off the face of the earth.


                        This is what Satan will say after the judgement. Wrong translation and out of context again.

                        “And Satan will say when the matter has been concluded” (Surah 14:22)

                        Doesn’t the Bible say Satan will confess the truth at judgement even though he is the father of lies?

                        Philippians 2:10 And [that] every tongue should confess that Jesus Christ [is] Lord, to the glory of God the Father.
                        Oh, I see, now he will say it, not he did say it.

                        Still going to point you back to that Satan being an angel of light thing. After all, if moohamid was so important, why didn't God appear to him rather than sending some creatures that are supposedly below humans (according to your first argument up there)?


                        I don’t see any problem with this. The bond of marriage should prevent false accusations being made.
                        Oh, now you're making me laugh again I've had to work with your kind before. Married or not, it's why I started carrying pepper spray. Keep your filthy slimy hands to yourself you pig sucking dogs.

                        The splitting of the moon was a miracle as a sign of the prophethood of Muhammad (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him). Even then, many people still would not believe him.
                        Oh, so like Jesus being crucified, we just "imagine" it's in one piece. Hmm.... full moon out tonight, yep, it's one big circle.

                        Get off the opium, it's making your brain into mush.
                        Drama queen

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                        • Rocko the Fat
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Mar 2013
                          • 17

                          #42
                          Re: There are no contradictions in the Bible!

                          Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                          If you think you see something that is contradictory, it is your lack of reading comprehension.

                          We as Christians are better people and we have a better understanding God's Holy Word than you. We have the Holy Spirit guiding us in our Bible studies. Therefore, we know the Bible does not contradict itself ever!

                          This is pretty amazing considering the Bible was written over thousands of years among different writers.

                          This is proof that our God is the right one and yours is false.
                          I really believe that the Bible does not contain contradictions; but I want to share a "contradiction" to see if you have the same answer I have.

                          John 19:14 says that Jesus was before Pilates by noon. In original greek says the sixth hours wich for Jew, Greek and Romas was 12 noon. And the trial continued and the Jesus was tormented.
                          But the synoptics say that Jesus was already well crucified by 9am. Because we know for sure that the 3rd hour it was the 9am for all the ancient civikizations.

                          See if you have the same answer.

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                          • Zechariah Smyth
                            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                            True Christian™
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 15251

                            #43
                            Re: There are no contradictions in the Bible!

                            Originally posted by Rocko the Cat View Post
                            I really believe that the Bible does not contain contradictions; but I want to share a "contradiction" to see if you have the same answer I have.

                            John 19:14 says that Jesus was before Pilates by noon. In original greek says the sixth hours wich for Jew, Greek and Romas was 12 noon. And the trial continued and the Jesus was tormented.
                            But the synoptics say that Jesus was already well crucified by 9am. Because we know for sure that the 3rd hour it was the 9am for all the ancient civikizations.

                            See if you have the same answer.
                            The word "noon" is only used once in the New Testament, and it isn't in ANY of the Gospels.



                            It's best if you stick to what it actually says.

                            Yours in Christ,

                            Z. Smyth
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                            • Rocko the Fat
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Mar 2013
                              • 17

                              #44
                              Re: There are no contradictions in the Bible!

                              Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                              The word "noon" is only used once in the New Testament, and it isn't in ANY of the Gospels.



                              It's best if you stick to what it actually says.

                              Yours in Christ,

                              Z. Smyth
                              John says that Jesus was at Pilates by the sixth hour. And it was a well before He were sentenced.
                              The synoptics say that Jesus was already crucified by the tirth hour.

                              Explanation.

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                              • Rocko the Fat
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Mar 2013
                                • 17

                                #45
                                Re: There are no contradictions in the Bible!

                                Originally posted by Rocko the Fat View Post
                                John says that Jesus was at Pilates by the sixth hour. And it was a well before He were sentenced.
                                The synoptics say that Jesus was already crucified by the tirth hour.

                                Explanation.
                                Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                                I'd like to see the ... that could pull off showing a contradiction in the Bible here at Landover and think they're going to get away with it. They don't know what it's like to be confronted with true Bible Warriors washed clean of sin in the Blood of the Lamb©.
                                Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
                                Amen. Only Bible-believing Christians are qualified to fully comprehend God's Word.
                                I am waiting on tha explanation

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