[Elmer G. White]

During the last few days we have been bombarded with Eurotrash hype about an alleged "landing on a comet" with the obscure name "67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko". There's been a "spacecraft" Rosetta that they claim has traversed the Void and made rendezvous with this object... The media has gone ballistic about this obvious hoax. I will demonstrate here not only that it is a hoax orchestrated by the scientific conspiracy but also that it is a hoax of pitifully low quality.

First, we must turn to Creation theology. Comets are not mentioned but stars are (Genesis 1:16). If this fictional object were real it would be a star. God has Created the stars (see Genesis 1:16 again, it is a good verse and merits to be repeated!) and, thus, he can sometimes Create new ones as omens and warnings for sinners. Some of these stars have tails and secular scientists call them comets. This is what a star like that looks like.



Now, after an alleged journey of more than 10 years the European atheists have come up with THIS:

Does it look like a comet? No, it doesn't. It looks like a turd, a piece of feces, excrement, something that comes out of the rectum. It does NOT have a tail. It does not fulfill the criteria to make it a comet. It is a make-believe fictional image probably generated by a computer!

There is a real possibility that one day Jesus will send an actual new star to bring havoc upon sinners. He has promised that!

Revelation 8:11 And the name of the star is called Wormwood: and the third part of the waters became wormwood; and many men died of the waters, because they were made bitter.

Is this "comet" Wormwood?! Surely not. It is just an imaginary hoax to allure unsuspecting sinners deeper into the grasp of Satan. And, worse still, there are implications of SODOMY that cannot be ignored. First proof: the turd-like appearance of the image!

Secondly, they have provided the media with images allegedly showing the "surface of the comet" but - alas - something has gone wrong, the "lander" called Philea is bouncing back and forth and the pictures are of low quality. Look at this mess:

What a picture! A sorry greyscale image of poor composition. Is this the best these atheists can do?

...and here we come to the second part of my proof. This is of pitiful quality for a hoax. For decades now, all the talent in visual arts and later with computer-generated images has been harvested by the entertainment industry. They make ungodly movies but at least they know how to make them plausible. The scientific commienity has been left with the half-wits, the wannabe nerds who cannot even produce proper color images of the "comet".

Here we can see some fictional "planets" of tolerable quality!


This is "Coruscant" of the Star Trekking War -heresy.


This is the "Deathstar" of the same movie franchise.


...and here we can see some actual nice colors. I surmise this is "Alderaan" of the Star Trekking universe, as well.

Compare this to the material that the "scientists" have provided us over the decades. The following pictures are ridiculous attempts to reduplicate the high-quality imaginative artwork of real professionals.

Let us begin with the worst one...

This is "Uranus". A blue sphere. No details whatsoever. Utterly implausible. And the name once again proves the sodomistic tendencies of these "scientists".


The fictional "Neptune" - not much better... Some attempts to add scattered brush strokes.


"Miranda". What a sorry attempt and again a rectal turd. This is obviously a composite of several unfinished images.


"Io". This one is again a lump of diarrhea or vomit photoshopped to resemble a sphere.

There we have it. A hoax and a very bad hoax. In addition, it is luring unsuspecting young boys into ballistic fervor and via that into sodomy. It is the vanity of these tricksters that has led them away from Jesus into these sorry escapades.

1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:

...but in the end they only get THIS...

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

All Christians should actively follow these hoaxes in order to be able to inform the public and our children of these dangerous developments. Of course, this does not exclude hearty laughter to mock the idiotic attempts of scientists to invent ridiculous stuff. Jesus will show them eventually that all this can only lead to damnation!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Cranky Old Man]

Europe, even their hoaxes suck. At least NASA has the decency to fake an entire Moon landing. And they needed only a few days for their fake trip. And they used actual people.

How Europe can be proud about messing up the landing of a piece of scrap metal on a useless piece of rock is beyond me. My grandchildren would have done better.

[Mary Etheldreda]

They must think we're all idiots. Everyone knows science FICTION is all make believe and imagination. Anyone with the most rudimentary research skills can find out this is the latest CGI stuff from the Star Trek Empire:

[Alvin Moss]

This is all part of a much larger plot that has been going on for a long time. People talk about parts of this scheme from time to time, but no one ever seems to put all the pieces together. It was discovered by the Bavarians a real long time ago. These plotters call themselves the Illuminatie. They are godless wretches who are in charge of everything. The Bavarians, being efficient and intelligent, smote all they could catch, but there were more. Now, they pretend they don't exist.

Do you ever wonder why the Air Force would pay $14,000 for a toilet seat? Well, someone gets that $14,000 and then supplies a Walmart toilet seat. That is hardly a drop in the bucket though.

We have paid billions of dollars to supposedly fly off to the Moon and Mars and now comets shooting through outer space. Do you really believe that hogwash? Well, someone got all those billions of dollars.

The Devil's people are clever and rich, rich, rich. Let us pray that the Lord will take them to their reward soon.

[Elmer G. White]

I think the Europistanians have realized that no-one is buying their feeble attempts to make a plausible case for 'other planets'. Now they're telling that the 'lander will soon run out of electricity' (how convenient, ten years with no problems but now their only remaining teen guy with pimples and rudimentary photoshop skills has probably quit and no-one can generate more images on their Commodore 64) and the mission will come to an end...

Here's another example of the difference in hoaxing skills of the entertainment industry and astronomers:


On the left, a vile image to seduce children into fairytales but at least it is of good quality. On the right, the plagiarization by astronomers, the fictional moon 'Mimas'. Aptitude and quality do not appear out of scientists' dreams. They are gifts from God. Atheists can never attain the perfection and detail of Godly art or Creation Science.

Daniel 1:17
As for these four children, God gave them knowledge and skill in all learning and wisdom: and Daniel had understanding in all visions and dreams.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by Elmer G. White

I think the Europistanians have realized that no-one is buying their feeble attempts to make a plausible case for 'other planets'. Now they're telling that the 'lander will soon run out of electricity'

Wait, they are saying that the (imaginary) batteries are running down? That is just so lame! Any mother of small boys could have told them that you don't even go away for the weekend without spare batteries and a battery charger.

If this mission were real, they would just fire that thing straight back up to the main spaceship and plug it into the wall until it recharged.

[Redeemed Papist]

There's no end to the far fetched nonsense science would have us believe.



It reckons that there's a boulder this big just floating around in the sky.

This is just silly, boulders don't fly.

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist

There's no end to the far fetched nonsense science would have us believe.



It reckons that there's a boulder this big just floating around in the sky.

This is just silly, boulders don't fly.

Brother, that is hilarious! And I must say I laughed heartily at the gullibility of the common man until I associated that image to the actual agenda these scientists must have.

Sodomy. Inevitably.

That "comet" not only looks like a turd. When viewing it from the orientation in your image it also looks like a deformed tallywhacker or a rectal plug. Both are used for unnatural pleasures. When unsuspecting youths see that this form is something laudable and intriguing from the 'astronomical viewpoint', they have less resistance to try out rectal pleasures with similar objects. Wherever you look, the sodomists are already there. It is disheartening. the butt is supposed to be used for humiliating punishment of enemies, not for sensuality.

Isaiah 20:4
So shall the king of Assyria lead away the Egyptians prisoners, and the Ethiopians captives, young and old, naked and barefoot, even with their buttocks uncovered, to the shame of Egypt.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Johny Joe Hold]

To understand this hoax we need to understand why it is being told to us.
We will hear soon this announcement:

SCIENTISTS NOW REPORT THE ROBOT SEES NO GOD OR JESUS.

They are stooping to new lows.

[Alvin Moss]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

To understand this hoax we need to understand why it is being told to us.
We will hear soon this announcement:

SCIENTISTS NOW REPORT THE ROBOT SEES NO GOD OR JESUS.

They are stooping to new lows.

Yes, Brother Mr. Mayor, I believe these robots will be the new gods of science.

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

SCIENTISTS NOW REPORT THE ROBOT SEES NO GOD OR JESUS.

As if robots have souls and can experience the holy spirit deep within them!

It took me days of fasting and praying and isolating myself inside a metal box in order to have the revelation that the Catholic church is a vile impostor and God really was as described in the Bible. As real as the fires of Hell.

This is what's wrong with science - revelations inside the heads of believers are totally discounted and silly fictions about floating space rocks they see on TV are taking its place!

[Bjorn Jensen]

These science fiction nerds probably believes its real themselves

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist

There's no end to the far fetched nonsense science would have us believe.



It reckons that there's a boulder this big just floating around in the sky.

This is just silly, boulders don't fly.

Duh! There are no stones in Heaven!

[Bjorn Jensen]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

Duh! There are no stones in Heaven!

If there were, one may wonder why they don't fall down on us all the time. I mean, a rock is pretty heavy, isn't it? Christian Logic tells me that if there were heavy rocks in the sky, they would fall down. "Gravity" they say I think, but there is no such thing as gravity in the Bible. Another science hoax. Some of them even claims its possible that the earth got its water from these rocks. Did you hear that? Water in rocks? What are these guys smoking?

[Des]

Silly Europastani amateurs, didn't even think to sprinkle a few glitter 'stars' in the background to make the pictures more believable to gullible children!

[Elmer G. White]

An update: The atheist scientists are becoming desperate as less and less people are convinced about their hoaxes, no doubt due to the investigative journalism of Creation scientists not only here at Landover Baptist Church but worldwide.

Ergo: they have decided to distribute a new image. This allegedly shows the "lander" on the "comet" photographed by the "mothership" Rosetta.


As you can see, the lander "Philae" is represented by a pixel that looks exactly like the pixel next to it. Most convincing...

This is too ridiculous to be funny. It is only sad.

Luke 24:25 Then he said unto them, O fools, and slow of heart to believe all that the prophets have spoken:

I suppose these scientist atheists will never repent. They'll keep on feeding the world with their disinformation until Rapture takes place. I no longer feel very sorry for them, either, but I am deeply worried about unsuspecting young boys and innocent youths who are at risk of losing their place in heaven due to all this.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Elmer G. White

I suppose these scientist atheists will never repent. They'll keep on feeding the world with their disinformation until Rapture takes place. I no longer feel very sorry for them, either, but I am deeply worried about unsuspecting young boys and innocent youths who are at risk of losing their place in heaven due to all this.

This is exactly how I feel, Brother. My sympathies do not lie with the unrepentant mocker and ridiculer and rejecter of Christ, but with the child who will grow up with parents too stubborn and self-hating to teach them the value of fear and obedience unto the LORD. These children't haven't a chance unless we as a society make sure our Public Schools are Safe for Children.

Bring Christ Back Into Schools!

[Bob4God]

When I was a kid, a comet was something to indicate a pause in a sentence or to separate a list of items in that sentence.

Now it has become a fantasy world where robots fly around and teach young boys to have anal sex. Is there anybody left who cannot see the true consequences of taking GOD out of our public schools?

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by Bob4God

When I was a kid, a comet was something to indicate a pause in a sentence or to separate a list of items in that sentence.

Now it has become a fantasy world where robots fly around and teach young boys to have anal sex. Is there anybody left who cannot see the true consequences of taking GOD out of our public schools?

Yes, desperate times. All hope seems to be vanishing.






But there is hope. Us.

Is there anybody left? Yes, there is. We are here. As long as we persevere and continue working for the Truth™, the victory of Satan over the lower colonic regions of young youths is incomplete. We are here.

Psalms 100:3
Know ye that the LORD he is God: it is he that hath made us, and not we ourselves; we are his people, and the sheep of his pasture.

Genesis 42:31
And we said unto him, We are true men; we are no spies.


We are here. We cannot be fooled. Every letter we write here is a small victory for Jesus and together it becomes an avalanche of righteousness that will eventually drown the sodomistic swarm and become the cornerstone of New Jerusalem.



Glory to God, Praise Jesus Sweet Savior!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Titus Templeton]

Wasn't neptun some god of the romans?
Why would scientists name a star after some roman god?
The answer is that science has much more to do with religion then what it appears to be. Science is just on a war against christianity to Create their own god.