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During the last few days we have been bombarded with Eurotrash hype about an alleged "landing on a comet" with the obscure name "67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko". There's been a "spacecraft" Rosetta that they claim has traversed the Void and made rendezvous with this object... The media has gone ballistic about this obvious hoax. I will demonstrate here not only that it is a hoax orchestrated by the scientific conspiracy but also that it is a hoax of pitifully low quality.
First, we must turn to Creation theology. Comets are not mentioned but stars are (Genesis 1:16). If this fictional object were real it would be a star. God has Created the stars (see Genesis 1:16 again, it is a good verse and merits to be repeated!) and, thus, he can sometimes Create new ones as omens and warnings for sinners. Some of these stars have tails and secular scientists call them comets. This is what a star like that looks like.
Now, after an alleged journey of more than 10 years the European atheists have come up with THIS:
Does it look like a comet? No, it doesn't. It looks like a turd, a piece of feces, excrement, something that comes out of the rectum. It does NOT have a tail. It does not fulfill the criteria to make it a comet. It is a make-believe fictional image probably generated by a computer!
There is a real possibility that one day Jesus will send an actual new star to bring havoc upon sinners. He has promised that!
Revelation 8:11 And the name of the star is called Wormwood: and the third part of the waters became wormwood; and many men died of the waters, because they were made bitter.
Is this "comet" Wormwood?! Surely not. It is just an imaginary hoax to allure unsuspecting sinners deeper into the grasp of Satan. And, worse still, there are implications of SODOMY that cannot be ignored. First proof: the turd-like appearance of the image!
Secondly, they have provided the media with images allegedly showing the "surface of the comet" but - alas - something has gone wrong, the "lander" called Philea is bouncing back and forth and the pictures are of low quality. Look at this mess:
What a picture! A sorry greyscale image of poor composition. Is this the best these atheists can do?
...and here we come to the second part of my proof. This is of pitiful quality for a hoax. For decades now, all the talent in visual arts and later with computer-generated images has been harvested by the entertainment industry. They make ungodly movies but at least they know how to make them plausible. The scientific commienity has been left with the half-wits, the wannabe nerds who cannot even produce proper color images of the "comet".
Here we can see some fictional "planets" of tolerable quality!
This is "Coruscant" of the Star Trekking War -heresy.
This is the "Deathstar" of the same movie franchise.
...and here we can see some actual nice colors. I surmise this is "Alderaan" of the Star Trekking universe, as well.
Compare this to the material that the "scientists" have provided us over the decades. The following pictures are ridiculous attempts to reduplicate the high-quality imaginative artwork of real professionals.
Let us begin with the worst one...
This is "Uranus". A blue sphere. No details whatsoever. Utterly implausible. And the name once again proves the sodomistic tendencies of these "scientists".
The fictional "Neptune" - not much better... Some attempts to add scattered brush strokes.
"Miranda". What a sorry attempt and again a rectal turd. This is obviously a composite of several unfinished images.
"Io". This one is again a lump of diarrhea or vomit photoshopped to resemble a sphere.
There we have it. A hoax and a very bad hoax. In addition, it is luring unsuspecting young boys into ballistic fervor and via that into sodomy. It is the vanity of these tricksters that has led them away from Jesus into these sorry escapades.
1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:
...but in the end they only get THIS...
Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
All Christians should actively follow these hoaxes in order to be able to inform the public and our children of these dangerous developments. Of course, this does not exclude hearty laughter to mock the idiotic attempts of scientists to invent ridiculous stuff. Jesus will show them eventually that all this can only lead to damnation!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
First, we must turn to Creation theology. Comets are not mentioned but stars are (Genesis 1:16). If this fictional object were real it would be a star. God has Created the stars (see Genesis 1:16 again, it is a good verse and merits to be repeated!) and, thus, he can sometimes Create new ones as omens and warnings for sinners. Some of these stars have tails and secular scientists call them comets. This is what a star like that looks like.
Now, after an alleged journey of more than 10 years the European atheists have come up with THIS:
Does it look like a comet? No, it doesn't. It looks like a turd, a piece of feces, excrement, something that comes out of the rectum. It does NOT have a tail. It does not fulfill the criteria to make it a comet. It is a make-believe fictional image probably generated by a computer!
There is a real possibility that one day Jesus will send an actual new star to bring havoc upon sinners. He has promised that!
Revelation 8:11 And the name of the star is called Wormwood: and the third part of the waters became wormwood; and many men died of the waters, because they were made bitter.
Is this "comet" Wormwood?! Surely not. It is just an imaginary hoax to allure unsuspecting sinners deeper into the grasp of Satan. And, worse still, there are implications of SODOMY that cannot be ignored. First proof: the turd-like appearance of the image!
Secondly, they have provided the media with images allegedly showing the "surface of the comet" but - alas - something has gone wrong, the "lander" called Philea is bouncing back and forth and the pictures are of low quality. Look at this mess:
What a picture! A sorry greyscale image of poor composition. Is this the best these atheists can do?
...and here we come to the second part of my proof. This is of pitiful quality for a hoax. For decades now, all the talent in visual arts and later with computer-generated images has been harvested by the entertainment industry. They make ungodly movies but at least they know how to make them plausible. The scientific commienity has been left with the half-wits, the wannabe nerds who cannot even produce proper color images of the "comet".
Here we can see some fictional "planets" of tolerable quality!
This is "Coruscant" of the Star Trekking War -heresy.
This is the "Deathstar" of the same movie franchise.
...and here we can see some actual nice colors. I surmise this is "Alderaan" of the Star Trekking universe, as well.
Compare this to the material that the "scientists" have provided us over the decades. The following pictures are ridiculous attempts to reduplicate the high-quality imaginative artwork of real professionals.
Let us begin with the worst one...
This is "Uranus". A blue sphere. No details whatsoever. Utterly implausible. And the name once again proves the sodomistic tendencies of these "scientists".
The fictional "Neptune" - not much better... Some attempts to add scattered brush strokes.
"Miranda". What a sorry attempt and again a rectal turd. This is obviously a composite of several unfinished images.
"Io". This one is again a lump of diarrhea or vomit photoshopped to resemble a sphere.
There we have it. A hoax and a very bad hoax. In addition, it is luring unsuspecting young boys into ballistic fervor and via that into sodomy. It is the vanity of these tricksters that has led them away from Jesus into these sorry escapades.
1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:
...but in the end they only get THIS...
Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
All Christians should actively follow these hoaxes in order to be able to inform the public and our children of these dangerous developments. Of course, this does not exclude hearty laughter to mock the idiotic attempts of scientists to invent ridiculous stuff. Jesus will show them eventually that all this can only lead to damnation!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
And I must say I laughed heartily at the gullibility of the common man until I associated that image to the actual agenda these scientists must have.
the butt is supposed to be used for humiliating punishment of enemies, not for sensuality. 
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