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  • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

    Joseph Hutchins,

    I actually live in chastity, practice fasting, follow a vegan diet, and follow what you call the Ten Commandments, (I call common sense).

    I also keep the sabbat holy which happens to be Saturday btw.

    None of these things make me any better or less than anyone else regardless of any and all creeds or orientations. Religion divides, and allows those in power to manipulate the sheep-- plain and simple.

    Basillisa,

    Maybe they killed him because he failed to fulfill the prophecies that THEY foretold! How can anyone not see the hypocrisy in that? We believe your prophecy about a messiah and everything else but we think you are wrong about the parts that prove Jesus was not him so we are going to start a brand new religion by adding and detracting from your holy book and damn you to hell.
    Also, anytime Jesus spoke to anyone who was not strictly Jewish, he was speaking to a gentile. You yourself are more than likely a gentile.

    Mary,

    You taught me that my left was wrong, I as a man have more authority than you in matters of scripture. Not saying I agree but scripture is scripture, and as I said before the kingdom of God does not dwell in houses but in everything. So technically you should always conduct yourself as if in church. And sadly, that delegates women below men in nearly every way. You even caused man to sin--never mind that man could easily have refused!

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    • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

      Originally posted by Jonathan Thomas View Post
      Joseph Hutchins,

      I actually live in chastity, practice fasting, follow a vegan diet, and follow what you call the Ten Commandments, (I call common sense).

      I also keep the sabbat holy which happens to be Saturday btw.

      None of these things make me any better or less than anyone else regardless of any and all creeds or orientations. Religion divides, and allows those in power to manipulate the sheep-- plain and simple.
      A joo, no wonder you are lying. You have nothing to risk, you cannot go to heaven, only to Hell.
      If you were not so busy with your left hand, you'd see my name is 'James', not 'Joseph'. Stuck keys again?
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

        No, I believe having an open mind, seeing the miracle that is all around us and respecting it as well as ALL of gods creations as equals will though. Or at the very least put me that much closer. I actually believe I will be judged and probably found wanting....but I respect the fact that men should not be the ones doing that judging in the name of ANY one! I have enough respect for God to believe he has it figured out without our help

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        • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

          Originally posted by Jonathan Thomas View Post
          Joseph Hutchins,

          I actually live in chastity, practice fasting, follow a vegan diet,
          Are you trying to defeat God's Will by applying the reasoning of science so-called?
          and follow what you call the Ten Commandments, (I call common sense).
          Everyone calls them "The Ten Commandments": Your having another name for them will not make you a "special snowflake" and thus make people give you money or like you. In fact most people will think you're an asshole - well, I do and I think I speak for the majority.
          I also keep the sabbat holy which happens to be Saturday btw.
          A sabbat is what witches have: Kikes have their Sabbath on a Saturday, but they did not have the benefit of Bishop Ussher who discovered the actual day on which the World was completed - We now know, scientifically, that it was a Sunday.
          None of these things make me any better or less than anyone else regardless of any and all creeds or orientations.
          Well, as a matter of Biblical fact, they do. Cain was a vegan and he killed his brother - and the Bible tells us that creatures create creatures "after their kind" - It'll probably turn out that you murder someone.
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          • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            A joo, no wonder you are lying. You have nothing to risk, you cannot go to heaven, only to Hell.
            If you were not so busy with your left hand, you'd see my name is 'James', not 'Joseph'. Stuck keys again?
            Funny that you are so obsessed with masturbation. Perhaps that is your subconscious talking to you.
            You went from my auto correct changing your name to thinking of me masturbating, man Freud would have a field day with you!

            I am trying to stay respectful there JAMES, but questioning my word about my lifestyle is a bit rude. I very much doubt anyone rational and possessing both hands types with one hand but I have no reason to question your word so I did not. Just remember...God is always watching you!

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            • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

              Originally posted by Jonathan Thomas View Post
              Joseph Hutchins,

              I actually live in chastity, practice fasting, follow a vegan diet, and follow what you call the Ten Commandments, (I call common sense).
              That's very nice.

              I also keep the sabbat holy
              That's a bit repetitive (I will go out on a limb and assume you actually meant Sabbath, not sabbat), you just told us you followed the Ten Commandments.

              Oh wait.... maybe you don't actually know the Ten Commandments? Did you know that rejecting all gods but the Christian God is one of them? And how about graven images - I hope you are not making nor owning any, that's against the Ten Commandments as well!

              Maybe they killed him because he failed to fulfill the prophecies that THEY foretold! How can anyone not see the hypocrisy in that? We believe your prophecy about a messiah and everything else but we think you are wrong about the parts that prove Jesus was not him so we are going to start a brand new religion by adding and detracting from your holy book and damn you to hell.
              I am confused by what you are trying to express here?

              Also, anytime Jesus spoke to anyone who was not strictly Jewish, he was speaking to a gentile.
              My point is that He avoided speaking to gentiles at all times. The only time He had no choice but to speak to a gentile, He had no choice because it was a woman following Him the whole day and whining about her ill daughter. To get rid of her, He finally had to talk to her, and he took that opportunity to tell her that she was subhuman:

              Matthew 15:26 But he answered and said, It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
              Mark 7:27 But Jesus said unto her, Let the children first be filled: for it is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it unto the dogs.

              The woman had to publicly humiliated herself by admitting that she was a dog trying to eat breadcrumbs from her masters' table before Jesus grudgingly agreed to heal her daughter:

              Matthew 15:27 And she said, Truth, Lord: yet the dogs eat of the crumbs which fall from their masters' table.
              Mark 7:28 And she answered and said unto him, Yes, Lord: yet the dogs under the table eat of the children's crumbs.

              You yourself are more than likely a gentile.
              Duh! As I said, the game changed after Jews killed Jesus.
              God created fossils to test our faith.

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              My favorite LBC sermons:
              True Christians are Perfect!
              True Christian™ Love.
              Salvation™ made Easy!
              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
              God HATES Rational Thinking!
              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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              • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                Are you trying to defeat God's Will by applying the reasoning of science so-called?
                Everyone calls them "The Ten Commandments": Your having another name for them will not make you a "special snowflake" and thus make people give you money or like you. In fact most people will think you're an asshole - well, I do and I think I speak for the majority.
                A sabbat is what witches have: Kikes have their Sabbath on a Saturday, but they did not have the benefit of Bishop Ussher who discovered the actual day on which the World was completed - We now know, scientifically, that it was a Sunday.
                Well, as a matter of Biblical fact, they do. Cain was a vegan and he killed his brother - and the Bible tells us that creatures create creatures "after their kind" - It'll probably turn out that you murder someone.
                Way to cherry pick! Were those measurements taken scientifically while the earth was still flat?!?

                I never meant to be special and would take any money. Do not know where you got that but what I meant is that people should not follow them because they are afraid of what happens if they do not but rather follow them because they are common sense! And why exactly would I murder someone? Because I respect their right to be who they want to be without judging them? That makes a lot of sense bud!

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                • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                  Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                  That's very nice.

                  That's a bit repetitive (I will go out on a limb and assume you actually meant Sabbath, not sabbat), you just told us you followed the Ten Commandments.

                  Oh wait.... maybe you don't actually know the Ten Commandments? Did you know that rejecting all gods but the Christian God is one of them? And how about graven images - I hope you are not making nor owning any, that's against the Ten Commandments as well!

                  I am confused by what you are trying to express here?
                  Technically, the Ten Commandments would not say reject all gods but the Christian one because that religion did not exist at the time. It would be the Jewish God. You know, the ones who are going to burn in hell.

                  Do you know your own commandments? Is not the cross with Jesus on it a perfect example of the words definition--graven image?
                  If you meant worshiping an item as a god though, I concede that the cross is not that and neither am I some pagan who believes my statue is a god.

                  My point is that He avoided speaking to gentiles at all times. The only time He had no choice but to speak to a gentile, He had no choice because it was a woman following Him the whole day and whining about her ill daughter. To get rid of her, He finally had to talk to her, and he took that opportunity to tell her that she was subhuman:

                  Matthew 15:26 But he answered and said, It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
                  Mark 7:27 But Jesus said unto her, Let the children first be filled: for it is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it unto the dogs.

                  The woman had to publicly humiliated herself by admitting that she was a dog trying to eat breadcrumbs from her masters' table before Jesus grudgingly agreed to heal her daughter:

                  Matthew 15:27 And she said, Truth, Lord: yet the dogs eat of the crumbs which fall from their masters' table.
                  Mark 7:28 And she answered and said unto him, Yes, Lord: yet the dogs under the table eat of the children's crumbs.

                  Duh! As I said, the game changed after Jews killed Jesus.
                  But you are still a gentile
                  Last edited by Basilissa; 09-28-2018, 07:31 PM. Reason: Fixed quotes - I just figured out that you pasted your words into mine instead of quoting

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                  • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                    Originally posted by Jonathan Thomas View Post
                    Funny that you are so obsessed with masturbation. Perhaps that is your subconscious talking to you.
                    You went from my auto correct changing your name to thinking of me masturbating, man Freud would have a field day with you!

                    I am trying to stay respectful there JAMES, but questioning my word about my lifestyle is a bit rude. I very much doubt anyone rational and possessing both hands types with one hand but I have no reason to question your word so I did not. Just remember...God is always watching you!
                    Friend, I could care less about your lifestyle. If you want to yank on your tallywacker, I am going to be the last man to get involved in that disgusting practice. But God sees what you are doing. Jesus is there, kneeling before you, trying to, get you attention. Blame spelling my name wrong on 'AutoCorrect'. The JesOS10 does not make mistakes, you'll never se a True Christians(tm) post be so insulting and denigrating.
                    God wants you to be good and do as He says, not as you please. It is never too late to repent and Give yourself to Him.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                      Originally posted by Jonathan Thomas View Post
                      But you are still a gentile
                      Is there a point in your stating of the obvious?
                      God created fossils to test our faith.

                      * * *

                      My favorite LBC sermons:
                      True Christians are Perfect!
                      True Christian™ Love.
                      Salvation™ made Easy!
                      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                      God HATES Rational Thinking!
                      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                      • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                        Friend, I could care less about your lifestyle. If you want to yank on your tallywacker, I am going to be the last man to get involved in that disgusting practice. But God sees what you are doing. Jesus is there, kneeling before you, trying to, get you attention. Blame spelling my name wrong on 'AutoCorrect'. The JesOS10 does not make mistakes, you'll never se a True Christians™ post be so insulting and denigrating.
                        God wants you to be good and do as He says, not as you please. It is never too late to repent and Give yourself to Him.
                        You brought it up man. And pretty much every post I have read from you aims to do that which you say no true Christian would say. Can I take it you will be going to hell then?

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                        • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                          Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                          Is there a point in your stating of the obvious?
                          Just that it seems pretty circumspect that a messiah that clearly did not fulfill the required mandates can save a gentile. Let's be real here...it was a power grab, and it worked

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                          • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                            I just realized you put your words in the middle of my quote. I fixed your post accordingly (you're most welcome!), and here are my comments to the parts of your post I did not notice earlier.

                            Originally posted by Jonathan Thomas View Post
                            Technically, the Ten Commandments would not say reject all gods but the Christian one because that religion did not exist at the time. It would be the Jewish God. You know, the ones who are going to burn in hell.
                            Are you trying to imply Jews and Christians follow two different gods?
                            Who created the world, then?
                            Whose Son was Jesus?
                            When were the two deities switched, and by whom?

                            You are really giving me a headache, dear!

                            Do you know your own commandments? Is not the cross with Jesus on it a perfect example of the words definition--graven image?
                            Yes it is. Which is why you will not find a figure of Jesus on a cross in Baptist churches.

                            Originally posted by Jonathan Thomas View Post
                            Just that it seems pretty circumspect that a messiah that clearly did not fulfill the required mandates can save a gentile. Let's be real here...it was a power grab, and it worked
                            My dear, the Old Testament clearly and correctly predicts Jesus as Messiah, and Jesus fulfills the prophecy 100%. Jews were disappointed because they were (wrongly) expecting a king who would make Israel into an empire. And that's when God stopped betting on that horse and moved on to saving gentiles.
                            Last edited by Basilissa; 09-28-2018, 07:39 PM. Reason: Added reply to second post to keep things simple
                            God created fossils to test our faith.

                            * * *

                            My favorite LBC sermons:
                            True Christians are Perfect!
                            True Christian™ Love.
                            Salvation™ made Easy!
                            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                            God HATES Rational Thinking!
                            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                            • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                              Originally posted by Jonathan Thomas View Post
                              Mary,

                              You taught me that my left was wrong,
                              Nope. You stumbled upon a privately owned internet forum for a faith-based community and read a Biblical Warning penned by the Holy Spirit through the Right Hand of Brother Kristoffersen. You can accept the Holy Bible says what It means and means what It says, your you can decide that it's a bunch of ancient, superstitious bunk, or some combination of the two. That's up to you. I hark unto My Lord's Word, and I do not shy from it before heathens, Jews, Commies, or especially sissies.

                              I as a man have more authority than you in matters of scripture.
                              If you can find for me the Bible Verse that says a man, any man, can claim God-Given authority in matters of Scripture simply by owning and exhibiting upon demand an external dangle of oft-flaccid flesh, I will personally donate $100 from my personal household allowance to the Animal-loving, Christ-mocking charity of your choice.

                              Not saying I agree but scripture is scripture, and as I said before the kingdom of God does not dwell in houses but in everything.
                              In everything? Wait a minute. Is it your contention that the Kingdom of God dwells even with those who reject it ( Mark 10:15)? That the Apostles had no reason to proclaim the Kingdom of God because it already dwelled in everyone (Acts 28:31)? Are you claiming the Kingdom of God is not a matter of righteousness and peace and joy in the Holy Spirit, but a matter of merely existing (Romans 14:17)? Perhaps you'd like to explain how the perishable inherit the imperishable since the Kingdom of God apparently dwells in everything, despite the Holy Bible declaring just the opposite (1 Corinthians 15:50).

                              So technically you should always conduct yourself as if in church. And sadly, that delegates women below men in nearly every way. You even caused man to sin--never mind that man could easily have refused!
                              I assure you, a member of Landover Baptist Church would not defy Scripture, argue with his betters, then declare his left hand is just fine in hopes no one notices the sticky, stinky residue on his right.

                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                                Originally posted by Jonathan Thomas View Post
                                You brought it up man. And pretty much every post I have read from you aims to do that which you say no true Christian would say. Can I take it you will be going to hell then?
                                You continue to dwell on your foul obsession after people have repeatedly asked you to drop it. It is very sad.
                                Jesus weeps, not only because you killed Him but because He loves you and wants to stop murdering babies.
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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