[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

I still don't know where this place is. Is it near Bermuda?

[Proud Faroese]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

I did a research and the Baptist Church he linked to is a part of the Plymoth Brethens whoever they are, some expert on Christianity here who knows what that is? Is that True Christians™?

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

I did a research and the Baptist Church he linked to is a part of the Plymoth Brethens whoever they are, some expert on Christianity here who knows what that is? Is that True Christians™?

Thank you for bringing this to our attention, Brother. I think it's safe to say that there are no True Christian™ churches in the Faroe Islands. I believe this is simply due to the fact that not a single True Christian™ missionary has ever been able to locate the Faroe Islands on a map.

It seems to me that this "Plymouth Brethren" group is just a cult of false-Christian, cherry-picking liberals. The Lord makes it quite clear what's in store for these people:

Psalm 55:15 Let death seize upon them, and let them go down quick into hell: for wickedness is in their dwellings, and among them.

Hosea 10:13 Ye have plowed wickedness, ye have reaped iniquity; ye have eaten the fruit of lies: because thou didst trust in thy way, in the multitude of thy mighty men.

Revelation 22:18 For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:
Revelation 22:19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.

[Proud Faroese]

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Thank you for bringing this to our attention, Brother. I think it's safe to say that there are no True Christian™ churches in the Faroe Islands. I believe this is simply due to the fact that not a single True Christian™ missionary has ever been able to locate the Faroe Islands on a map.

It seems to me that this "Plymouth Brethren" group is just a cult of false-Christian, cherry-picking liberals. The Lord makes it quite clear what's in store for these people:

Psalm 55:15 Let death seize upon them, and let them go down quick into hell: for wickedness is in their dwellings, and among them.

Hosea 10:13 Ye have plowed wickedness, ye have reaped iniquity; ye have eaten the fruit of lies: because thou didst trust in thy way, in the multitude of thy mighty men.

Revelation 22:18 For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:
Revelation 22:19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.

Sounds like a Brit version of Jehovah Witless

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plymouth_Brethren

Traditionally, meetings do not have a cross displayed inside or outside their place of worship as the focus is on Christ and the Word of God.


Yes, there we have it, we all know that you can't be a Christian if you hate the cross, the symbol for Christianity!

[Proud Faroese]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Someone translated the Godly Jesus Movie into my language, i will recommend this to everyone here in this country:

[poxixs]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES THE FAROE ISLANDS!

The Faroe Islands are located in the North Atlantic right between God's most hated countries, Iceland and Denmark. God hates the Faroe Islands and so does everybody else. In fact, the majority of the world does not even recognize the Faroes as a real country because of their sinful ways:

1. The name of the Faroe Islands is derived from the name of the Godless ruler of Egypt whom God cursed for persecuting Moses and his people. "And the LORD plagued Pharaoh and his house with great plagues..." (Genesis 12:17)

2. The population of the Faroes is only about 50,000. Due to their low population, most of the Faroese people are inbred and suffering from a lot of both mental and physical disabilities. "For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;" (Leviticus 21:18-20)

3. Due to their laziness, the Faroese nation has no official government. As a result they have been put under the dictatorship of Queen Margrethe II of the Godless Kingdom of Denmark. "The desire of the slothful killeth him; for his hands refuse to labour." (Proverbs 21:25)

4. There is not a single Christian person living in the Faroes. They hate Jesus and either worship Satan or his granny, the Queen of Denmark. "The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God." (Psalm 9:17)

5. The Faroese national holiday, Onan's voka, is named after Onan, the famous Biblical masturbator. "And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also."(Genesis 38:9-10)

6. All the Faroese people are practitioners of witchcraft and regularly summon demons with their satanic chants and dances."Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live." (Exodus 22:18)

7. Alcoholism is a growing problem in the Faroe Islands. The Faroes are one of the few nations that has absolutely no laws regarding the prohibition of alchohol and they even encourage their children to drink on their national masturbating holiday. "For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags." (Proverbs 23:21)

8. The Faroese coat of arms shows a picture of a ram which is a clear reference to their approval of bestiality. "Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death." (Exodus 22:19)

Finally, there is not a single reason for God not to hate the Faroes and unless they repent of their sins and accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior, they will all be turned into Hell along with other Godless countries such as Denmark, Australia, England, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

HAHAHAHA You guys are funny THE FAROE ISLANDS flags is

and the dansih is



And 1 thing more to [Cranky Old Man] You are funny you talking abouth things you dont know nothing about. P.s Jesus love denmark the dansih falg is a gift from him its fall down from the Heaven

Love this site with you guys

P.s im a pedophile<3 <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 LOVE ON ME !!!!

[poxixs]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Jesus promised the end of all wicked people.
Odin promised the end of all ice giants.
I dont see many ice giants around!!!!!!


So who is the master now !

[loveslayer]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

WRONG FLAG! The Faroe Island belong to DENMARK and not Iceland!

God hates America because you SUCK at geography!

[Didymus Much]

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...God hates America because you SUCK at geography!

Scripture or STFU, thanks.

[JonatanJ]

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I am a Christian currently living in the Faroe Islands (thank God I am not Faroese). The reason I went here, was because I had heard about the godlessness and Satanic rituals that are committed here every day. I felt God's spirit, and knew what had to be done. I'm here on a mission to preach the good Word, but unfortunately, I have met very much resistance. One time, I wrote an anonymous letter to one of their Satanic newspapers, and I swear to God, somehow they found out who I was, and sent me to jail for 8 days! Imagine, I was sentenced to prison for trying to help these pitiful people (if you can call them that).
Everything you posted in the first post is correct. The Faroese don't celebrate Christmas. Instead, on the very same day, they celebrate all the good people that Pharaoh murdered in cold blood. They also use this day to masturbate. It is truly disgusting.
I see that some Faroese have posted here already, and don't take their words. They are lying, deceiving devil-worshipers.
Maybe I am being a little rough on the Faroese people. There are some people here, whose souls have not been corrupted. These people, like me, try to get out the good Word that homosexuality, atheism, idolatry, and masturbation is wrong. The names of some of these good gentlemen are Jenis av Rana and Bill Justinussen. They, too, have met a lot of resistance.
God is punishing the Faroese, and for good reason. I can't wait to see them in hell, while I am enjoying the good live in Heaven, with the LORD.

See, this is the kind of hypocrisy, that makes people question or even regret christianity...

I have been to the Faroe islands several times, and this is all a lie..
Most faroese people go to church every single sunday. Even most of the kids and teens are strong believers of christianity, and they are extremely proud to be.
Ofcourse they sent you to jail, and i think you got off easy.. If you were to post a similar letter in a newspaper in USA, you would be marked a hater of America, potential threat, not to mention stupid.. You would be on the no-fly list, ofcourse that would be irrelevant, since you probably would go to jail for several years..
And where do you get such bullpoop information such as, the faroese people don't celebrate christmas? They do... Since they are strong and proud believers of God, Jesus, Christanity, The Bible (both the BC and AC parts) And so on. There is no country on the world that is Earth, where masturbation is not happening every day. That is a fact. Therefore the Faroe Islands are no exception. But they don't give up whole days for national masturbation..

Also, has your mother or maybe extreme religion never thought you to be nice?
That thing about can't wait to see them in hell, is the kind of behaviour that would get you in trouble at kindergarden.. (Just to be clear, yes i do think you are being very childish)


Reading this thread through, i've learnt that ignorance, and religion, is a very unhealthy mix, that makes you sound incredibly dumb.

[JonatanJ]

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This is so wrong that i didn't even care to read the rest of it...

NO IT IS NOT! That is the flag of Iceland. How stupid can you be? Seriously google the words ''Faroiese flag'' and you will se the faroese flag.

[JonatanJ]

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What I can't get myself to understand is why your wicked nation crowned a Biblical masturbator as your king. Is your hatred against Jesus really so strong?

Oh the stupidity.. The Faroese people has never had their own king..
The national day, is a celebration of king Olaf II of Norway. -An old tradition kept alive through the ages, in both Norway and the Faroe Islands.

Olaf II Haraldsson (995 – July 29, 1030) was King of Norway from 1015 to 1028. He was posthumously given the title Rex Perpetuus Norvegiae (English: Norway's Eternal King) and canonised in Nidaros (Trondheim) by Bishop Grimkell, one year after his death in the Battle of Stiklestad on 29 July 1030. Enshrined in Nidaros Cathedral. Olaf's local canonisation was in 1164 confirmed by Pope Alexander III, making him a universally recognized saint of the Catholic Church. The exact position of Saint Olaf's grave in Nidaros has been unknown since 1568, due to the Lutheran iconoclasm in 1536-37. Saint Olaf has today a prominent legal as well as cultural position in the country. He is symbolised by the axe in Norway's coat of arms, and the Olsok (29th July) is still his day of celebration. The Order of St. Olav is named after him.
-Wikipedia

[JonatanJ]

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Claiming to be Christian and actually being a Christian are two entirely different things. Did any of these Faroe "Christians" memorize the entire Holy Bible? Do you even have Bibles?

I would like to invite you, to my house.. And then you will bring your personal bible, and read me everything from your mind, word by word. While i will be checking that no word is forgotten, or misspoken.

[Alphonse Alban]

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*urdy gurdy, linga longa*

Hey there Nanook, and welcome to the friendliest forum in Internet.
I hope I am not interrupting anything here. Do you need some privacy so you can continue to rant some random stuff to yourself?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Why would Cranky Old Man want to go to an igloo? Anyway, the test is pointless, Cranky Old Man speaks to God and God would just tell him everything in the Bible.