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  • #7576
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
    McLovin
    Mary-hailing Micks

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    • #7577
      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
      Mary-hailing Micks
      Newt Gingrich

      Newton Leroy "Newt" Gingrich ; born Newton Leroy McPherson; June 17, 1943) . . . Born in south central Pennsylvania to a teenage mother, Gingrich was [a bastard] adopted in infancy by his stepfather, a career soldier.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • #7578
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        Newt Gingrich

        Newton Leroy "Newt" Gingrich ; born Newton Leroy McPherson; June 17, 1943) . . . Born in south central Pennsylvania to a teenage mother, Gingrich was [a bastard] adopted in infancy by his stepfather, a career soldier.


        Half ass, half man
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • #7579
          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

          Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
          Newt Gingrich

          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
          Half ass, half man
          Half right.

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          • #7580
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
            Half right.
            Ron Paul.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • #7581
              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
              Ron Paul.
              Free heroin
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • #7582
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Free heroin
                Wood stock
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                • #7583
                  Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                  Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                  Wood stock
                  Ron Jeremy
                  Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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                  • #7584
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by JustGotSaved View Post
                    Ron Jeremy
                    Jenna Haze
                    -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                    -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                    -Holocaust Jokes
                    -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                    -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                    -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                    -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                    -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                    • #7585
                      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                      Hendrix Purple Haze
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • #7586
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                        Hendrix Purple Haze
                        Hildegard of Bingen
                        -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                        -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                        -Holocaust Jokes
                        -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                        -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                        -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                        -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                        -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                        • #7587
                          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                          Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                          Hildegard of Bingen

                          Bingen and Purgen
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • #7588
                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                            Bingen and Purgen
                            Rumspringing hypocrites
                            Posted via Mobile Device
                            Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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                            • #7589
                              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                              Originally posted by JustGotSaved View Post
                              Rumspringing hypocrites
                              Democrats
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                              • #7590
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                Democrats
                                Witches and whores
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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