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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10049
    #7576
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
    McLovin
    Mary-hailing Micks

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996
        #7577
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
        Mary-hailing Micks
        Newt Gingrich

        Newton Leroy "Newt" Gingrich ; born Newton Leroy McPherson; June 17, 1943) . . . Born in south central Pennsylvania to a teenage mother, Gingrich was [a bastard] adopted in infancy by his stepfather, a career soldier.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29446
            #7578
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
            Newt Gingrich

            Newton Leroy "Newt" Gingrich ; born Newton Leroy McPherson; June 17, 1943) . . . Born in south central Pennsylvania to a teenage mother, Gingrich was [a bastard] adopted in infancy by his stepfather, a career soldier.


            Half ass, half man
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Didymus Much
                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                • Jun 2010
                • 14076
                #7579
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
                Newt Gingrich

                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                Half ass, half man
                Half right.

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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2008
                    • 13996
                    #7580
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                    Half right.
                    Ron Paul.
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78552
                        #7581
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                        Ron Paul.
                        Free heroin
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Daisy Mae Johnson
                            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15708
                            #7582
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Free heroin
                            Wood stock
                            sigpic

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                              • JustGotSaved
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Aug 2009
                                • 519
                                #7583
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                                Wood stock
                                Ron Jeremy
                                Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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                                  • Titus Templeton
                                    Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                                    Jesus macht frei
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Aug 2010
                                    • 5912
                                    #7584
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by JustGotSaved View Post
                                    Ron Jeremy
                                    Jenna Haze
                                    -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                                    -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                                    -Holocaust Jokes
                                    -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                                    -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                                    -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                                    -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                                    -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                                      • James Hutchins
                                        True Christian™
                                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                         
                                        • Jun 2009
                                        • 29446
                                        #7585
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Hendrix Purple Haze
                                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

                                          Comment

                                          • Titus Templeton
                                            Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                                            Jesus macht frei
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Aug 2010
                                            • 5912
                                            #7586
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                            Hendrix Purple Haze
                                            Hildegard of Bingen
                                            -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                                            -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                                            -Holocaust Jokes
                                            -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                                            -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                                            -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                                            -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                                            -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                                Honorary True Christian™
                                                Forum Member
                                                • May 2008
                                                • 13996
                                                #7587
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                                                Hildegard of Bingen

                                                Bingen and Purgen
                                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                                  • JustGotSaved
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Aug 2009
                                                    • 519
                                                    #7588
                                                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                                    Bingen and Purgen
                                                    Rumspringing hypocrites
                                                    Posted via Mobile Device
                                                    Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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                                                      • Cranky Old Man
                                                        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                                        You kids get off his lawn!
                                                         
                                                        • Jan 2010
                                                        • 22355
                                                        #7589
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by JustGotSaved View Post
                                                        Rumspringing hypocrites
                                                        Democrats
                                                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                                            Honorary True Christian™
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • May 2008
                                                            • 13996
                                                            #7590
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                                            Democrats
                                                            Witches and whores
                                                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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