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  • Japs get their due!

    The vile, debauched country that inflicted Pokemon, Hello Kitty and many more unspeakable evils upon the world has finally been given a wakeup call from God! I've been praying for this for a long, long time.


    Just watch those little foul things try to outrun His Holy Wrath!

    I have a question for any TC pastors online at the moment, though.

    There may be tsunamis headed towards many other areas, as a result of this Jap-centered smiting. Should any of these other areas get hit, do they have any standing to sue the Japanese for angering God? Or do these secondary targets carry their own responsibility, their being also-smote to be taken as direct evidence of their own wrong-standing with the Lord?

    I guess we'll know soon enough. Whom He spares, whom He smites... that will prove where things stand. Praise Him!
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    Revelations 6:16
    "And said to the mountains and rocks,
    Fall on us, and hide us from the face
    of him that sitteth on the throne,
    and from the wrath of the Lamb"

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    Re: Japs get their due!

    This is such good news!

    It's about time those yellow heathens learned to tremble in fear before Almighty GOD.

    You've made my day, Brother Barton. It's so great to be a member of Landover Baptist; it's my exclusive news, entertainment, and fellowship source!
    Praise GOD!
    The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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    • #3
      Re: Japs get their due!

      I am glad Japan finally got what it deserved! I am certain other countries who are mocking God will stop doing that now. Yes Denmark, I am talking to you!
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • #4
        Re: Japs get their due!

        Every single person in Japan deserves to suffer in much pain.
        Not only the high amount of homosexuality is the reason for God's attack,
        there is also a high amount of pedo-pervertism in the society of japan.
        Let us hope that some nuclear reactors blows off so there is finally one country off the list we must complain about.
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        -Holocaust Jokes
        -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
        -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
        -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
        -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
        -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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        • #5
          Re: Japs get their due!

          Um Sure all the little kids who dont even know what your christian god is deserve that! yea! right on! Am i a true christian now?

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          • #6
            Re: Japs get their due!

            Originally posted by Your all insane View Post
            Um Sure all the little kids who dont even know what your christian god is deserve that! yea! right on! Am i a true christian now?
            Oh great. God is in the process of punishing millions of sinners, and you have to make this all about you?

            That's sick friend.
            Psalm 81:10:
            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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            • #7
              Re: Japs get their due!

              I find it remarkably selfish that the slants have endangered practically the whole Pacific with their heathen ways. Don't they think of others?



              Yours in Christ,

              Zechariah Smyth
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              • #8
                Re: Japs get their due!

                Originally posted by Your all insane View Post
                Um Sure all the little kids who dont even know what your christian god is deserve that! yea! right on!
                OK, tell you what - go out and hit a police officer in the face and when arrested, say, "I didn't know that was an offense!" See what happens - ignorance is no excuse!
                Am i a true christian now?
                No.
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                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • #9
                  Re: Japs get their due!

                  They have had so much time to turn to Christ and yet they, as a nation, have never done so. This is what they get for selling little girls' used panties in vending machines, rubbing their genitals together in overcrowded commuter trains, and the whole manga/anime crap.

                  And for the record, this is what praying to Budda will get you. Let the record show that God did not put any earthquakes or tsunamis in America.
                  "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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                  • #10
                    Re: Japs get their due!

                    Reports are reaching me that Hawaii is in line for the tsunami. I wondered why this might be when God Loves America and then it became clear in the report - the place is filled with Japanese tourists!

                    God is hunting them down. PRAISE!
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                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Japs get their due!

                      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                      God is hunting them down. PRAISE!
                      Awesome Brother Bathfire. Way to go God!

                      Brother Barton, I assume your helicopter is on standby?
                      Psalm 81:10:
                      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Japs get their due!

                        Oh, I think Jesus is going to have some real fun with this. He's not only going to punish Japan, but also Hawaii and the Left Coast!!! Certainly it's no coincidence that Hawaii signed a bill legalizing gay marriage just 2 weeks ago. And the Left Coast of Oregon, San Francisco, and Los Angeles are notorious wicked dens of iniquity.

                        I want all Christians reading this right now to drop to your knees and pray for as many non-Christian deaths in this tsunami. Let's pray that our Christian brothers who are doing missionary work in those hellholes are safe, but let's pray for maximum heathen carnage. I want to see the bodies of atheists, homosexuals, Jews, Catholics, Muslims, Mormons, Presybterians, hippies, scientists, democrats, model train railroad makers, and other unsaved scum choke the harbors of Seattle, San Francisco, Honolulu, and Los Angeles. Let the bodies pile up and release a vile stink of putrid decaying flesh as a warning to all of you unsaved scum that GOD WILL NOT BE MOCKED!!!!

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                        • #13
                          Re: Japs get their due!

                          Praise Jesus,

                          I know Hiroshima was not enough to teach them a lesson. One God one Religion.

                          If he would only do something about all these woman that talk back.

                          Kind regards,

                          Thomas Hannah

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                          • #14
                            Re: Japs get their due!

                            It is said that typhoons begin with the flapping of a butterfly's Wings....

                            So I suppose this earthquake began after too many nips went loco at a sushi bar with all that weird stuff they Eat and all the resulting stomach-rumbles were just too much of an insult for God's Good Earth to bear.

                            (These "people" need to lose some weight to begin with, not to mention give up their blatant homer!sexuralities):


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                            • #15
                              Re: Japs get their due!

                              Reports suggest that the tsunami could hit the American state of Hawaii, endangering the lives of many American citizens. How do we all feel about that? Is God punishing America or is this just a sacrifice that has to happen to teach the Japanese a lesson?

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