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Superman is the Ultimate Gay Sex symbol!
We have warned about Superman before, but unfortunately Disney keeps making those horrible Superman movies. Somehow no one notices all these movies tell exactly the same story. This year another one of these puke inducing horrors will hit our theaters.
What is Superman?
As decent Christians probably never heard of Superman, allow me to explain. Superman is a fictional character made up in 1932 by the Jesus hating Canadians Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster. Almost everything about Superman is stolen from the Biblical story of Samson (Judges 16:21-31). Superman is an illegal alien who beats up decent Republican American business leaders and forces everyone to become a communist. To make matters worse he has a second identity, Clark Kent, who is a liberal journalist attacking everything that is great about America. Superman is the ultimate false prophet: Matthew 7:15 "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves."
As soon as you are successful, you become a target for Superman:
Superman died and came back from the grave, sound familiar?
I have to admit I had a happy day when in 1992 the Superman authors finally gave up on repeating the same story over and over again and killed Superman. Finally our youth could start concentrating on the one and only real superhero: Jesus Christ. Christians all over the world celebrated this joyous occasion. But unfortunately we underestimated the evil of the Superman authors. As soon as the Superman authors noticed children bettering their lives and turning to Jesus Christ, they got angry and evil and decided to commit the ultimate crime. They stole the holy story of Jesus Christ' resurrection and made Superman come back from the grave!
Superman even stopped shaving to make him resemble Jesus Christ as much as possible:
Superman is presented as our hope bringing savior, sound familiar?
While in reality Superman is destroying the American enterprise, he pretends to be the ultimate savior of mankind bringing hope and salvation. Yet another thing the authors stole directly from the Holy Bible: 1 John 3:3 "And every man that hath this hope in him purifieth himself, even as he is pure."
Superman pretends to bring hope to America, not unlike that other liar Obama:
The Ultimate Gay Sex symbol.
Superman's closest friend is Batman. Another horrific creation, whose sole purpose is to seduce innocent children to get tight rubber SM clothing and break God's commandments. Superman's "underwear on the outside" clothing is clearly designed for one purpose only. To draw attention to his tallywhacker! Since Superman is targeted towards boys, as girls are too busy cooking and cleaning, the only purpose this serves is to promote the gay deathstye! Something God clearly hates: Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13, Romans 1:26-27.
Shamelessly promoting gay sex:
Superman's closest friends Batman and Robin, it doesn't get more gay than this:
The latest version of Superman is gayer than ever:
We have warned about Superman before, but unfortunately Disney keeps making those horrible Superman movies. Somehow no one notices all these movies tell exactly the same story. This year another one of these puke inducing horrors will hit our theaters.
What is Superman?
As decent Christians probably never heard of Superman, allow me to explain. Superman is a fictional character made up in 1932 by the Jesus hating Canadians Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster. Almost everything about Superman is stolen from the Biblical story of Samson (Judges 16:21-31). Superman is an illegal alien who beats up decent Republican American business leaders and forces everyone to become a communist. To make matters worse he has a second identity, Clark Kent, who is a liberal journalist attacking everything that is great about America. Superman is the ultimate false prophet: Matthew 7:15 "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves."
As soon as you are successful, you become a target for Superman:
Superman died and came back from the grave, sound familiar?
I have to admit I had a happy day when in 1992 the Superman authors finally gave up on repeating the same story over and over again and killed Superman. Finally our youth could start concentrating on the one and only real superhero: Jesus Christ. Christians all over the world celebrated this joyous occasion. But unfortunately we underestimated the evil of the Superman authors. As soon as the Superman authors noticed children bettering their lives and turning to Jesus Christ, they got angry and evil and decided to commit the ultimate crime. They stole the holy story of Jesus Christ' resurrection and made Superman come back from the grave!
Superman even stopped shaving to make him resemble Jesus Christ as much as possible:
Superman is presented as our hope bringing savior, sound familiar?
While in reality Superman is destroying the American enterprise, he pretends to be the ultimate savior of mankind bringing hope and salvation. Yet another thing the authors stole directly from the Holy Bible: 1 John 3:3 "And every man that hath this hope in him purifieth himself, even as he is pure."
Superman pretends to bring hope to America, not unlike that other liar Obama:
The Ultimate Gay Sex symbol.
Superman's closest friend is Batman. Another horrific creation, whose sole purpose is to seduce innocent children to get tight rubber SM clothing and break God's commandments. Superman's "underwear on the outside" clothing is clearly designed for one purpose only. To draw attention to his tallywhacker! Since Superman is targeted towards boys, as girls are too busy cooking and cleaning, the only purpose this serves is to promote the gay deathstye! Something God clearly hates: Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13, Romans 1:26-27.
Shamelessly promoting gay sex:
Superman's closest friends Batman and Robin, it doesn't get more gay than this:
The latest version of Superman is gayer than ever:
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