[Cranky Old Man]

Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

I will support you leaving town. I'll even drive you in my Hummer.

[Miss Cassandra]

Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

She's not even eligible to vote, boy.

If you actually had bothered to read my introduction thread, Zeke, instead of just replying to it, you might have noticed that I already am 19 years old. Too bad for you.

1. Please explain to Miss Cassandra here that you apparently have no problems with "big cowards" hitting boys. She might be disappointed in you.

You are an idiot. Of course Mr. King doesn't allow fathers to hit their boys. Unlike you, he isn't a sad retard who needs to hit other people because he is feeling insecure.

[grey goose]

Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

I will support you leaving town. I'll even drive you in my Hummer.

So you're the one who hit my car?!?!?! You didnt see that Dodge Viper in the the intersection when you turned and cilpped me? how can you miss a Dodge Viper?

As for you, Al. your kind aint welcome here. No one wants four demons, let alone a Negro, lieberal, drug user, or homer on the council.

In case you cant tell, those are all you.

If you actually had bothered to read my introduction thread, Zeke, instead of just replying to it, you might have noticed that I already am 19 years old. Too bad for you.

You better show Pastor Ezekiel some respect, whore

[Brother Enoch]

Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

Mr King. It has recently come to my attention that your Caucasian American wife is, in fact, neither Caucasian nor American. According to her birth certificate, which I have forwarded to the pastors, She is an Eskimo born in Garðabæ, Iceland, in 1995!

She is an Eskimo! From Iceland! And 14!

Mr King, my question is this: When will you do the right thing and withdraw from this race and move back to Africa with your Eskimo child-bride?

[Alfred King]

Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

Of course Mr. King doesn't allow fathers to hit their boys.

Child abuse is against the law and the cowards doing it should be behind bars.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

If you actually had bothered to read my introduction thread, Zeke, instead of just replying to it, you might have noticed that I already am 19 years old. Too bad for you.

Right, well about that...

We have rules in Freehold about voting eligibility. Miss Cookie will be making a post in the coming days listing the specifics, but I can tell you from what I recall you've got some serious problems establishing your bona fides, Miss cassie. You'll need to produce an American birth certificate (notarized) before you can vote, and your daddy has yours. Also you need to have proof of your legal address in Freehold. "A cave in the woods north of town with my coven" won't cut it.

[True Disciple]

Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

Child abuse is against the law and the cowards doing it should be behind bars.

You are a hypocrite, mr. King. When talking to this disturbed girl, you tell a quite different story that you did before:

And again you show that you didn't actually read the Bible. I marked the parts you didn't read so perhaps for the first time in your life you will see what is really in the Bible. All these passages are about boys, not about girls. The only scripture you mentioned that doesn't mention males explicitly is Proverbs 20:30, but that is because you conveniently didn't quote Proverbs 20:29 which makes clear that that also is about males.

Oops. Those two don't fit together.

How can you still claim you are a Christian?

[C. Reconstruction]

Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

Did you both go to some party where you poked each others eyes out?

Your lies and True Disciples lies are easily proven wrong by looking at the facts:

Sir, instead of throwing out accusations and innuendos tell us how you plan to govern here through Gods Law.

[Miss Cassandra]

Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

You'll need to produce an American birth certificate (notarized) before you can vote, and your daddy has yours.

My dad is a rather stupid man. I've stolen my certificate back from him yesterday, when Mr. King first announced he would be eligible for the position of mayor.

Also you need to have proof of your legal address in Freehold. "A cave in the woods north of town with my coven" won't cut it.

I've arranged that with a coven member of mine. I won't tell you before the day of the election, of course.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

I've arranged that with a coven member of mine. I won't tell you before the day of the election, of course.

I thought 6 months residency at an address was required? I'm not sure. Perhaps Mistress Cookie could clarify.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

My dad is a rather stupid man. I've stolen my certificate back from him yesterday, when Mr. King first announced he would be eligible for the position of mayor.

I see, so Al King is supported by self-identified thieves.

Since you've confessed, it should be a short trial.

I've arranged that with a coven member of mine. I won't tell you before the day of the election, of course.

Expect a knock on your door when you least expect it.

[Alfred King]

Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

You are a hypocrite, mr. King. When talking to this disturbed girl, you tell a quite different story that you did before: Oops. Those two don't fit together.

You claimed the Bible explicitly allowed hitting girls. I proved you to be wrong about that because it only mentions boys. I just proved to you that you are unable to read the Bible. Just as you are unable to read forum postings.

How can you still claim you are a Christian?

Child abuse is against the law. Any Christian has to follow the law (1 Peter 2:13-17; Romans 13:1-7). Yet another part of the Bible you didn't read.

[grey goose]

Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

You claimed the Bible explicitly allowed hitting girls. I proved you to be wrong about that because it only mentions boys. I just proved to you that you are unable to read the Bible. Just as you are unable to read forum postings.

Child abuse is against the law. Any Christian has to follow the law (1 Peter 2:13-17; Romans 13:1-7). Yet another part of the Bible you didn't read.

Wow, you are really stupid. what makes you think a CAUCASIAN cant read. you better learn what race Jesus is, WHITE.

[Alfred King]

Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

what makes you think True Disciple cant read

I didn't think that, I proved that. It's called facts. An interesting concept you might want to study at some point in your life.

you better learn what race Jesus is, WHITE

I have no problems with that. My wife is white, many of my friends are white. It is you who cares about skin color. I could not care less about it.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

I will support you leaving town. I'll even drive you in my Hummer.

Would it help if I also offered you money to leave town?