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  • Obama Causes Tornadoes

    As you've no doubt heard, record-breaking numbers of tornadoes have hit the American south (the part of the country that sensibly votes Republican).

    Coincidence? Hardly! I'm sure you can all see the hand of Al Qaeda in this latest terrorist outrage. Osama bin Laden (who is alive and well and living in Kenya, with Obama's sister) is having a good laugh over this. Last time he used airplanes to attack us, now tornadoes. And of course, even Obama can't resist the temptation to gloat in public, calling the destruction "the worst in decades."

    Needless to say, the libtards are blaming "global warming," as if there really was such a thing.


    Obama visiting typical Negro neighborhood


    Obama and fellow Muslim terrorists gloating over the damage


    Taking the opportunity to molest a child.
    Even Michelle is humping in public.
    These Negroes can't keep it zipped for a minute, can they?


    Obviously, we need a Republican president, and another war. And lots of military contracts.
    Praise Jesus!
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    Re: Obama Causes Tornadoes

    Thank you for this insight Brother Fred.

    It can be no coincidence that since Obama became president the number of tornadoes has increased exponentially:



    I also find it highly suspicious that there are almost no tornadoes when Obama is sleeping:

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      Re: Obama Causes Tornadoes

      The evidence is clear; how many tornadoes were then when Regan or Bush was president?

      How many while Obama is?

      It is clear God is destroying the Midwest for not opposing Obama enough like God destroyed Orange County California with fire for not stopping the gays in Hollywood or drowned south New Orlens for tolerating the French Quarter.

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        When i see this photo all alarm bells ringing in my head. Obama is doing like he has nothing to do with it. But we see the antichrist walking here. There is a plan in his head, and hes doing it step by step. Destroying God's favorite Nation. Look at the satisfaction in his face.
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          Re: Obama Causes Tornadoes

          Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
          There is a plan in his head, and hes doing it step by step. Destroying God's favorite Nation. Look at the satisfaction in his face.
          Probably planing looting some local store
          Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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            Re: Obama Causes Tornadoes

            I disagree. God creates tornados to deal with sinners. Obama is just the result of the votes of the majority of the people who voted in the last election who decided to cast their votes for sin. If the president were a white man but still a democrat then God would have still sent these tornados but I would say that Obama causes extra strength tornados because God is really angry our president is black.

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              Re: Obama Causes Tornadoes

              And the damned japs are mocking Jesus by donating money, blankets and robots to the very folks in Alabama that God was trying to smite!
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                Re: Obama Causes Tornadoes

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                the damned japs are mocking Jesus [/URL]by donating money, blankets and robots to the very folks in Alabama that God was trying to smite!
                They are just paying blood money so Americans would forget Pearl Harbor! Do they really think 120000 is enough?!? And I think they try to promote their heathen buddha, that's why they help people smote by LORD.


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                Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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                  Re: Obama Causes Tornadoes

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  And the damned japs are mocking Jesus by donating money, blankets and robots to the very folks in Alabama that God was trying to smite!
                  Let me get this right! Christians all over America sent money to help the slants when their atomic thing blew up, now they are partially rejecting that God Inspired Gift and sending the US less money back?

                  They obviously didn't read the bibles we sent!
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                    Re: Obama Causes Tornadoes

                    Obama struck again yesterday in Massachusetts. Four more dead. I guess he decided to attack some of the Blue states this time, just to keep his supporters in line. Does his evil know no bounds?

                    O Lord, please protect the American people until we can rid ourselves of this Son of Satan!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Obama Causes Tornadoes

                      Godly words Brother Montague.

                      FACT: ZERO True Christians were killed in the Massachusetts tornado! Not one.

                      God's message is clear; vote blue and He will KILL you!

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Obama Causes Tornadoes

                        a plane cannot create a tornado, that is physically impossible. what about hurricane Katrina, one of the worst natural disasters in history, Bush did not create that, did he? the fact that you believe that the president of the US would kill so many people and that he would destroy so many lives is a blow to the integrity of the American people.

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                          Amen, and we absolutely know that he is the Son of Satan because he is black like the Satan and used the sly and decietful tactics that the Satan used!

                          Genesis
                          3:1 Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?

                          Obamasatan, is doing the same thing by propegatin his demoncratic agenda.

                          And of course, he does have that devil tan.

                          Genesis
                          1:25 And God made the beast of the earthafter his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

                          After his kind is a direct reference that means that the black race is made after a devil kind. Of course, after much repentance, fasting, prayer, and lots of tithing, they may actually lose some of the tan and learn to be white and Godly, but Obama is the Son of Satan(anti-Christ) and is leading the unsaved trash to hell.
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                          Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
                          Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
                          Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
                          Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
                          Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
                          Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.

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                            Re: Obama Causes Tornadoes

                            I think it wrong to say that Obama is Satan. I can't compute how a knuckle-dragging ape like B. Hussein Obama can become God's greatest enemy.

                            The White House negroid needs to be taught a lesson. Maybe a landslide victory for the righteous party of God? The Grand Ol' Party!
                            “While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security.”
                            --Ann Coulter--

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