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LISTEN! THIS IS URGENT!
I want to share this with you! In fact God told me that I had to - so I've not much choice! Now it may be nothing more than the cheese sandwich I had before going to bed, but I had the strangest dream last night.
I fell asleep and suddenly an angel appeared at the foot of my bed! I thought Jesus was calling me to glory, but the angel held up its hand and said, "Fear Not Bathfire! I Am Come At God's Command [edit - it sort of spoke with capital letters at the beginning of every word; it was very clear.] God Is Issuing A Warning To New York. The People Must Repent And Turn To Him, Otherwise The Nation Will Not Be Led By A Man Of God And All Salvation Will Be As Chaff Before The Wind. Only True Christians Will Survive. As In The Flood Of Noah, America Will Be Destroyed.”
I was not expecting this, and said, “What?”
The Angel looked at me and repeated the message. Now, whilst he was doing this, I saw that he had a book with him, so I asked, “What’s that?”
He replied, “It Is The Book Of Life, Wherein The Names Of Those Who Will Enter Heaven Are Entered.”
I couldn’t help myself, “Am I in there?”
The angel smiled, “This Section,” (he held it open and showed me) “Is For Those Who Will Die During The Great Storm That You Will Call Irene.”
I pulled the clothes of the bed and crawled across, I could see about 9 names, but I couldn’t make out the letters. “Who are they?” I asked the apparition.
“They Are Known Unto God.”
“What will happen?” I asked.
It raised its eyebrows (angels have eyebrows) and spake, “Hurricane Irene Will Make Landfall It made landfall over Eastern North Carolina's Outer Banks on the morning of August 27 It Will Arrive In New Jersey Early On Sunday Morning And Forthwith And With Awesome Power (Albeit Less Than Man Says) Will Travel, According To God’s Will To The New York City, Where The Mass Transit Will Be Closed, There Will Be Flooding And Power (Other Than Godly Power, Which Never Fails) Will Inconvenience More Than A Two Million People And A Few Baseball Games Might Be Canceled.”
“So,” I said, still filled with awe, “All this will have happened by Sunday?”
“It Will.”
“And I have to tell everyone?”
“You Do.”
“And how do I do that, O Bright One” (He was quite bright.)
“Does Not Landover Baptist Church, God’s Favorite Church, Not Have A Bulletin Board?” (He really said “Bulletin Board” – I think he had forgotten about improvements since the 1970s)
I said, “Yes.”
And he said, “OK Then.” He slammed his book shut and disappeared.
Next thing I knew, I was sitting in my pajamas on the bed.
So, here it is.
Avoid the East Coast, Avoid New York (not that you’d go there anyway) and don’t forget, you might be one of the nine dead, IT IS THE 23RD OF AUGUST NOW! You have 4 or 5 days to prepare your soul!
Well, I’ve played my part – please listen to God!
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