Obama sends Troops against Christians

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

In an open Jihad, Obama has revealed his evil plan to the world. As Christians everywhere gasp in disbelief and prepare to be martyred, Obama is audaciously practicing in Africa what whe will do in America.

Obama declares War on God’s Army!

US to send troops to Uganda to help fight the Lord's Resistance Army.

US President Barack Obama has said he is sending about 100 US soldiers to Uganda to help regional forces battle the notorious Lord's Resistance Army. The LRA is blamed for mass murder, rape and kidnapping in the region.

Yet, as True Christians™, let us not judge them too quickly.

"I have authorised a small number of combat-equipped US forces to deploy to central Africa to provide assistance to regional forces that are working toward the removal of (LRA leader) Joseph Kony from the battlefield," Mr Obama wrote on Friday.[…]

Mr Obama did not provide any details about the deployment duration, but […]the force will use hi-tech equipment to assist in what analysts say is a "kill or capture" policy, the BBC's Marcus George in Washington reports.

I’m not surprised that Mr Black Obama is all fired up to kill other jigs – this is typical behaviour among savages. The man’s going back to his tribal roots.

The deployment follows recent US legislation to help disarm the LRA and bring its leader to justice. The theory is, our correspondent adds, that without Joseph Kony, the movement will collapse from within.

But Senator John McCain, a long-serving senator, former veteran and Mr Obama's opponent in the 2008 presidential election, expressed "regret" that the president did not consult with Congress on the decision to sent troops to Uganda.[…]

Here we have the voice or reason.

At least 30,000 people died as the LRA spread terror in northern Uganda for more than 20 years, displacing some two million people.

This, of course, pales into insignificance compared with the Lord of Hosts.

Look how the Caananites were driven out of their lands with God at the Head of an army; look how he slaughtered the the Amalkelites and the Moabites and more-or-less every other “-ite.”

"Thus saith the LORD of hosts, I remember that which Amalek did to Israel, how he laid wait for him in the way, when he came up from Egypt. Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass." (I Samuel 15:2-3)

"And he brought forth the people that were therein, and put them under saws, and under harrows of iron, and under the axes of iron, and made them pass through the brickkiln: and thus did he unto all the cities of the children of Ammon. So David and all the people returned unto Jerusalem." (II Samuel 12:31)

It is notorious for kidnapping children, forcing the boys to become fighters

I can’t see why the word, “notorious” is used. Can anyone help me here? Throw me a bone? Surely, the Bible is filled with soldiers, was not King David a soldier, is not God, “A man of war?” Ex:15:3: The LORD is a man of war: the LORD is his name."

"Every one that is found shall be thrust through; and every one that is joined unto them shall fall by the sword. Their children also shall be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses shall be spoiled, and their wives ravished." (Isaiah 13:15-16)

and using girls as sex slaves.

And what’s wrong with taking women as concubines all of a sudden?

Nu:31:18: But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.

Has God pronounced that He was wrong in the past? I think not.

I urge members of the Congregation to arm themselves even more heavily and to prepare for a Muslim tyrant’s attack on their wives and children.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Landover Baptist has sent funds to these Godly young Christian Warriors for years.

[Jack O'fagan]

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Yet another example of the wonderful work done by Christian missionaries. Without them these fighters for God would be just sat around not working for the Lord.

I imagine that the Lord's army have a good biblical cure for homosexuality as well. I would love to see a Pride parade go through one of their villages. Maybe they would get to understand the true meaning of the word 'fierce'.

YiC

Jack

[Brother Enoch]

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So does Obsama have the record for most wars at once yet?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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From Wiki:

Joseph Kony (born 1961) is the head of the Lord's Resistance Army (LRA), a guerrilla group that is engaged in a violent campaign to establish theocratic government based on the Ten Commandments in Uganda.[1] The LRA say that God has sent spirits to communicate this mission directly to Kony.

[1][Kony is] waging war on God's direct orders to replace the Ugandan government with one based on the Biblical Ten Commandments

We may look on him as Africa's equivalent to Landover. A prophet in his own land who is not respected as much as he should be.

John 4:43 Now after two days he departed thence, and went into Galilee.
John 4:44 For Jesus himself testified, that a prophet hath no honour in his own country.

[Jack O'fagan]

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No doubt people who do not understand God's words will complain about the LRA's use of amputation as punishment but they must remember that it is a legitimate Biblical punishment.

Deuteronomy 25:11 When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets: 12Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her.

YIC

Jack

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

Rush Limbaugh endorses Lord's Resistance Army!

Might want to save this to disk in case the liberal censors kill it:

http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2011/10/14/obama_invades_uganda_targets_christians

Now, up until today, most Americans have never heard of the combat Lord’s Resistance Army. And here we are at war with them. Have you ever heard of Lord’s Resistance Army, Dawn? How about you, Brian? Snerdley, have you? You never heard of Lord’s Resistance Army? Well, proves my contention, most Americans have never heard of it, and here we are at war with them. Lord’s Resistance Army are Christians. It means God. I was only kidding. Lord’s Resistance Army are Christians. They are fighting the Muslims in Sudan. And Obama has sent troops, United States troops to remove them from the battlefield, which means kill them. That’s what the lingo means, “to help regional forces remove from the battlefield,” meaning capture or kill.

So that’s a new war, a hundred troops to wipe out Christians in Sudan, Uganda, and — (interruption) no, I’m not kidding. Jacob Tapper just reported it. Now, are we gonna help the Egyptians wipe out the Christians? Wouldn’t you say that we are? I mean the Coptic Christians are being wiped out, but it wasn’t just Obama that supported that. The conservative intelligentsia thought it was an outbreak of democracy. Now they’ve done a 180 on that, but they forgot that they supported it in the first place. Now they’re criticizing it.

Lord’s Resistance Army objectives. I have them here. “To remove dictatorship and stop the oppression of our people.” Now, again Lord’s Resistance Army is who Obama sent troops to help nations wipe out. The objectives of the Lord’s Resistance Army, what they’re trying to accomplish with their military action in these countries is the following:

“To remove dictatorship and stop the oppression of our people; to fight for the immediate restoration of the competitive multiparty democracy in Uganda; to see an end to gross violation of human rights and dignity of Ugandans; to ensure the restoration of peace and security in Uganda, to ensure unity, sovereignty, and economic prosperity beneficial to all Ugandans, and to bring to an end the repressive policy of deliberate marginalization of groups of people who may not agree with the LRA ideology.”

Those are the objectives of the group that we are fighting, or who are being fought and we are joining in the effort to remove them from the battlefield.


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Is that right? The Lord’s Resistance Army is being accused of really bad stuff? Child kidnapping, torture, murder, that kind of stuff? Well, we just found out about this today. We’re gonna do, of course, our due diligence research on it. But nevertheless we got a hundred troops being sent over there to fight these guys — and they claim to be Christians.

So, now not only is support for the LRA no longer something to hide, but it's endorsed by the head of the Republican Party.

[Little Donkey]

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Of course, subject to due diligence, it's obvious Obama has taken off the gloves in his global jihad against Christians. Unless it turns out that these are not really Christians, in which case Obama is yet again wasting our money on foreign nonsense.

[Free Market Fred]

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I must tip my hat to that brilliant journalist, Rush Limbaugh and his EIB (Excellence in Broadcasting) network, for exposing Hussein Obama's nefarious plot to murder Christians! It takes hard work and dedication to twist news stories like this day after day, but Rush has been doing it for decades. He's a true professional - the liberal media must be green with envy!

I can vouch that everything Rush said is true, as I've had personal experience with the Lord's Resistance Army. Indeed, the are the major diamond supplier to my company.

Now with all this Occupy Wall Street terrorism and the unfounded attacks on capitalism, I feel it necessary to state that diamonds are vital to America's economy. OWS-communists think that diamonds are just for making decorations around the necks of bimbos - ha, what ignorance! Why, my company uses diamonds and gold bars all the time in everyday commerce. There's scarcely a politician, dictator or warlord who doesn't prefer this to cash, especially since it leaves no paper trail, plus can't be inflated away when I ask Bernanke to order the Fed to print up another trillion dollars for bailouts. And when the USA collapses and American dollars become worth their weight in toilet paper, diamonds and gold bars (like the ones I keep in my Swiss vault) will become the new world currency.


Diamonds: not only for bimbos

The liberals have been conducting a vicious smear campaign against the LRA, just because they're Christians and don't believe in gun control. Of course, I hardly have to tell the True Christians on LBC that the liberals are racist! They're always attacking fine, upstanding Negro Republicans, like dog-lover Michael Vick, Supreme Women-rights activist Clarence Thomas, and that pizza delivery boy Hermit Cain. Now, I know that people sometimes get a little ticked at the LRA because they hack off limbs and put burning tires around people's necks, but look, it's Africa and they have a hell of a population problem, and most of the people they exterminate are Negroes too, often Muslims. This is the Lord's plan, and we should thank Him for AIDS, malaria and Ebola - else those fast-breeding Negroes would take over the whole world.


LRA Bible revival: good Christians whooping it up for Jesus


Equal Opportunity Employer: LRA even hires gays!

Please, take five minutes to pick up the phone and call your congressman today. Tell him you want Obama's war on the LRA stopped immediately! Remind him that without the LRA, his own supply of diamonds could be threatened.

[Proud Faroese]

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Yet another example of the wonderful work done by Christian missionaries. Without them these fighters for God would be just sat around not working for the Lord.

I imagine that the Lord's army have a good biblical cure for homosexuality as well. I would love to see a Pride parade go through one of their villages. Maybe they would get to understand the true meaning of the word 'fierce'.

YiC

Jack

Actually they do have a cure for homosexuality by simply banning it, the punishment will be death

Pastor Martin Ssempa studied Christianity in America, and he has since then been running political campaigns saying that homosexuality should be punished by death, and his campaigns are indeed very sucessful as the mayority of Uganda agrees with his views.
Homosexuality is already a crime in Uganda, its punishable by 14 years to life in prison, this is because Uganda is a Christian country, but according to Pastor Martin Ssempa and the mayority of Uganda its too liberal to just sentence homosexuals to prison as The Bible clearly tells us that they should be sentenced to death. I highly support the Ugandan Anti-Homosexuality Bill

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uganda_Anti-Homosexuality_Bill

The proposed legislation in Uganda, however, has been noted by several news agencies to be inspired by American evangelical Christians. A special motion to introduce the legislation was passed a month after a two-day conference was held in which three American Christians asserted that homosexuality was a "direct threat" to the cohesion of African families.

[Bobby-Joe]

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As Micheal Bachmann said at last night's debate "first Obama got us into Lybia, now he has us into Africa!"

This attack upon a group of Christians who merely only to seek to practice their faith as their God tells to is just a typical act of blood thirstiness from Obama. We have seen Obama kill and kill again;

April 13, 2009 - Obama orders Navy Seals to brutally kill several Somalian sailors in the Indian Ocean.

Jan 2009 to the present - Obama orders Predator drones to hunt down in his enemies in South Asia.

January 12, 2010 Obama kills an estimated 316,000 people in Haiti

Friday March 11. 2011 Obama kills 15,000 in Honshu, Japan.

May 2, 2011 Obama orders US SEALS to kill again in Pakistan.

Face it, Obama has killed at lest 400, 000 people. Even Hitler wasn't this bad. Why isn't Obama impeached?

[Didymus Much]

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As Micheal Bachmann said at last night's debate "first Obama got us into Lybia, now he has us into Africa!"...

Um, just where does she think Libya is, anyway?

Actually, never mind answering that, my brain hurts enough already.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Um, just where does she think Libya is, anyway?

Actually, never mind answering that, my brain hurts enough already.

What is that's that supposed to mean?

Here are some Obama quotes;

About Hait (I)

As Lawrence E. Harrison explained in his book "The Central Liberal Truth," Haiti, like most of the world's poorest nations, suffers from a complex web of progress-resistant cultural influences. There is the influence of the voodoo religion, which spreads the message that life is capricious and planning futile. There are high levels of social mistrust. Responsibility is often not internalized. Child-rearing practices often involve neglect in the early years and harsh retribution when kids hit 9 or 10.

In other words Obama blames the Earthquake on Vodoo! As a TRUE Christian(tm) I just have to roll my eyes and laughs when some crack post blames the Wrath of God on some invisible force like Vodoo.

More Obama on Haiti

"They were under the heel of the French, you know Napoleon the third and whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said 'We will serve you if you will get us free from the prince.' True story. And so the devil said, 'Ok it's a deal.' And they kicked the French out. The Haitians revolted and got something themselves free. But ever since they have been cursed by one thing after another,"

Again, Obama insists Voodoo, the belief in invisible men in the sky, caused all this.

[Redeemed Papist]

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Primitive superstition is a terrible thing, Brother. The way these uneducated peasants can be hoodwinked into believing in spirits and magic curses and cures so they are manipulated into doing the bidding of charlatans is heartbreaking to behold.

[Proud Faroese]

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I am 100% sure that all of this has to do with Obamas muslim beliefs, he hates the Lord's Resistance Army just because they are True Christians™