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Old 08-06-2012, 10:20 AM
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Default Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST NASA HOAX EVER!!!

Obama has done it again. Throwing away billions and billions of hard earned American tax dollars on yet another NASA hoax. Obama immediately gave a speech after this hoax landing claiming, I am not kidding here, just click the link, that all this nonsense will "save taxpayer dollars". Spending money to save money, only a democrat can say something so idiotic. The Bible warns us for people like Obama: Matthew 24:24 "For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect."

Let's look at the facts here. NASA has openly admitted that it is incapable of putting people in space. According to NASA only the Russians are capable of manned space flight. No doubt a Russian hoax, but that's a different story.

And even though NASA has openly admitted they are incapable of putting humans in space they still haven't admitted to the Moon landing being a big hoax! As if it would be possible to bring someone to the Moon without putting them in space first.

Proof of the Moon landing hoax (you can clearly see the flag moving due to the wind, even though NASA claims there is no air on the Moon, and also the shadows are clearly caused by multiple light sources):


Fake image of Curiosity landing (even a child can see it is fake, and if it would be real, as NASA claims, then what or who made this picture...:


This image of someone's backyard is worth billions of tax dollars?


Yet more proof NASA is a bunch of liars, shadows from multiple dirctions:


Another one, the shadow shows the "Sun" is behind, yet the front the suit is clearly highlighted by a light source:
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If you look at the clip below you see that these NASA - "experts" are nothing more then homosexuals lusting after each other.

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If you look at the clip below you see that these NASA - "experts" are nothing more then homosexuals lusting after each other.
I knew it and I've known it for a long time. All these lies and paperwork and "calculations" about so-called "space exploration" are more than enough to create a red tape-based smokescreen for satellite-assisted bukkake. This video is yet more evidence of that.
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I'm pretty sure I saw "Tonka" on the side of that thing.

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Obama has done it again. Throwing away billions and billions of hard earned American tax dollars on yet another NASA hoax. Obama immediately gave a speech after this hoax landing claiming, I am not kidding here, just click the link, that all this nonsense will "save taxpayer dollars". Spending money to save money, only a democrat can say something so idiotic. The Bible warns us for people like Obama: Matthew 24:24 "For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect."

Let's look at the facts here. NASA has openly admitted that it is incapable of putting people in space. According to NASA only the Russians are capable of manned space flight. No doubt a Russian hoax, but that's a different story.

And even though NASA has openly admitted they are incapable of putting humans in space they still haven't admitted to the Moon landing being a big hoax! As if it would be possible to bring someone to the Moon without putting them in space first.

Proof of the Moon landing hoax (you can clearly see the flag moving due to the wind, even though NASA claims there is no air on the Moon, and also the shadows are clearly caused by multiple light sources):


Fake image of Curiosity landing (even a child can see it is fake, and if it would be real, as NASA claims, then what or who made this picture...):


This image of someone's backyard is worth billions of tax dollars?

How can you say a flag is moving in a still image

There was a metal rod put threw the flag to support the fabric if it was not there then the flag would of hung limply And would not of made for such a good photo

Also it was folded in transit which explain the creases And the rid did not fully extend
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How can you say a flag is moving in a still image There was a metal rod put threw the flag to support the fabric if it was not there then the flag would of hung limply And would not of made for such a good photo Also it was folded in transit which explain the creases And the rid did not fully extend
How can that be a real image? We know from the Bible that the earth is flat. Isiah 40:22 - "It is he that sitteth vpon the circle of the earth, and the inhabitants thereof are as grashoppers; that stretcheth out the heauens as a curtaine, and spreadeth them out as a tent to dwel in" We also know that the Earth has pillars supporting it. Job 9:6 - "Which shaketh the earth out of her place, & the pillars thereof tremble". Obviously NASA is just making these works of art just to cover up the fact that Obama pockets all of their funding.
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Also it was folded in transit which explain the creases And the rid did not fully extend
Do you always believe everything NASA says?

I am curious what your explanation for the multiple light sources (clearly caused by studio lamps) on the Moon is. Multiple Suns?

Yet more proof NASA is a bunch of liars, shadows from multiple dirctions:


Yet another one, the shadow shows the "Sun" is behind, yet the front the suit is clearly highlighted by a light source:
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Like there would be shadows on the moon in the first place...HELLOOOOOOO! How would you cast a shadow on something that is shining?

(Genesis 1:16) "And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also."

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I was so excited to watch the developments of the curiosity landing on Mars. The "fake" picture is of course not real! Even NASA says it's just an artists rendition of the spacecraft!

Either way, I eagerly await the higher resolution colour images that will follow later this week. God has made a magnificent and wonderful universe, and these new discoveries and technological advances are proof that such a vast and wonderful universe could have only been created by a high power.

Praise be to God.
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Mars is a little moving light on the firmament.
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Well, honestly if you think it is a hoax then you are poorly educated.

Also, when you say that the tax dollars are being wasted. That money is getting put right back into the economy. It is being spent on the engineers and companies that helped build the rover and supplied the parts.
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Also, when you say that the tax dollars are being wasted. That money is getting put right back into the economy. It is being spent on the engineers and companies that helped build the rover and supplied the parts.
Do you have any idea how many churches could have been built with that money?
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Oh, and I almost forgot. If the government decided that churches are not longer tax exempt we could send a rover to Mars every two weeks.

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Oh, and I almost forgot. If the government decided that churches are not longer tax exempt we could send a rover to Mars every two weeks.

This will probably get deleted and I will be banned but that's ok. Just thought you would want to know.
Just think of the Church that the money spent by 'NASA' on these absurd hoaxes would buy!


At least Church is real.
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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
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Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
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Oh, and I almost forgot. If the government decided that churches are not longer tax exempt we could send a rover to Mars every two weeks.
Well, I guess it's a good thing that we keep electing so many Godly Republicans to protect us against anti-Christian hatemongers like you. There's no telling what kind of righteous judgments the LORD would unleash on this Christian Nation if Jesus-hating fanatics like you were allowed to run amok and shake your fists at God.

Malachi 3:8-10
Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.
Ye are cursed with a curse: for ye have robbed me, even this whole nation.
Bring ye all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be meat in mine house, and prove me now herewith, saith the LORD of hosts, if I will not open you the windows of heaven, and pour you out a blessing, that there shall not be room enough to receive it.


Besides, it's not like you're giving anything up, since the money is all God's to begin with. You're just giving Him back what is His.

Haggai 2:8
The silver is mine, and the gold is mine, saith the LORD of hosts.


But please continue in your hateful persecution of us for our cherished beliefs. I will simply pray for you.

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Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not.


My moral compass is, after all, intact. Unlike some people...
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Just think of the Church that the money spent by 'NASA' on these absurd hoaxes would buy!

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Think deeply and in great detail about all the anal sex we could prevent with that kind of cash. It's exciting isn't it?
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Think deeply and in great detail about all the anal sex we could prevent with that kind of cash. It's exciting isn't it?
Exactly. We could form our own SuperPAC and donate it all directly into the campaigns of True Christian™ politicians who would enact Biblical Law once and for all.

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If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



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Think deeply and in great detail about all the anal sex we could prevent with that kind of cash. It's exciting isn't it?
Yes, a Biblical worthwhile cause, such as a high priority cause of "preventing anal sex," is what this world needs and not some faked photos of dirt and rocks.
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Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
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Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.
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