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  • Gabriel Reproba
    Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
    The Most Honest Lawyer in America
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2009
    • 2479

    #61
    Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

    Originally posted by road_apple View Post
    That's strange, where is written Americans should be true Christians (whatever that means)? Are all Americans Christians, or are all true Christians American?
    Didn't you take Philosophy in the liberal art state school I am sure you wnet to? It is called a silliogysm:

    All TrueChristians™ are Americans.
    I am a TrueChristian™.
    Ergo: I am an American.

    I would have thought that it would ahve been obvious.


    Do you mean to suggest Europeans are less intelligent than Americans?
    I mean to suggest no such thing. I mean to state it clearly and unambiguously.

    If so can you back that up with some facts please.
    KJV 1611 = All the proof that there is and all the proof that you should need.
    Yours In Christ,

    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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    Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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    • Bobby-Joe
      Landover Security Superviser
      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405

      #62
      Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

      Originally posted by road_apple View Post
      That's strange, where is written Americans should be true Christians (whatever that means)? Are all Americans Christians, or are all true Christians American?
      Do you mean to suggest Europeans are less intelligent than Americans? If so can you back that up with some facts please.
      Cheers.
      Logic my friend
      • Europeans are unbelievers or Muslims and damn themselves to hell
      • Americans are believers and therefor will be saved by Jesus himself
      • Choosing damnation is foolish.

      Therefor Europeans are less intelligent than Americans

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22839

        #63
        Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

        Originally posted by road_apple View Post
        That's strange, where is written Americans should be true Christians (whatever that means)?
        You just wrote it! Deduct 10 IQ points
        Are all Americans Christians, or are all true Christians American?
        In America, True Christianity™ is at its strongest, We have all manner of other True Christians™ even Darkies! Loose 10 IQ points
        Do you mean to suggest Europeans are less intelligent than Americans?
        When it comes to your immortal soul, the answer must be "Yes" Europeans discard God and His Gifts, America embraces them, Ha! we can see who is the more intelligent. Lose 10 IQ points
        If so can you back that up with some facts please. Cheers.
        Obviously I can and have done. Lose 10 IQ points for failing to read the above.

        Ergo. Ladies and Gentlemen, road_apple has an IQ of 60, whereas the average American is well over 100. QED
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • yak
          Unsaved trash, Teenaged Demon
          • Dec 2009
          • 44

          #64
          Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

          And where's the factual evidence that all Europeans discard God?

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          • Meek and Humble
            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
            Biblical Black Belt
            Jr. Pastor
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2008
            • 6197

            #65
            Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

            Only unsaved trash demand to see "factual evidence".

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            • yak
              Unsaved trash, Teenaged Demon
              • Dec 2009
              • 44

              #66
              Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

              Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
              Only unsaved trash demand to see "factual evidence".
              That phrase tells me everything I need to know about your "religion."

              You're suggesting that the foundations of all your beliefs are not based of facts but on a hunch. and If that's the way you're going to be, then I know that even if I made a reasoned argument, and was right I know I can never win.

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29442

                #67
                Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

                Originally posted by yak View Post
                That phrase tells me everything I need to know about your "religion."
                No, it means that those that are already Saved©, need no explanation as they already get it. Basically, those of feeble mind are unable to do so.

                You're suggesting that the foundations of all your beliefs are not based of facts but on a hunch. and If that's the way you're going to be, then I know that even if I made a reasoned argument, and was right I know I can never win.
                It is not about winning, it is about having Jesus Christ as your Personal Savior®. You can never 'win' as God always done it is His ordained right. You cannot make stuff up using flawed reasoning when the facts are spelled out in the Bible.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Aristotle
                  On the straight and narrow path to Heaven.
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 470

                  #68
                  The right ten

                  While I hesitate to correct on of my good Christian bretheren, I don't think you have listed all the right ten commandments. If you look in Exodus, Chapter 35, you will see that the tenth commandment clearly says:

                  "Thou shalt not seethe a kid in his mother's milk" (verse 26).

                  We know this made God's final top ten list because it says Moses wrote them down two verses later (verse 28). I would hate to see any good Baptist going to Hell because his wife didn't follow the Lord's cooking instructions. I'm not sure why God doesn't want us to do this but, if it is in the Bible, we should not question it.

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                  • yak
                    Unsaved trash, Teenaged Demon
                    • Dec 2009
                    • 44

                    #69
                    Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

                    I'll ask it agin then....Where's the factual evidence that all Europeans "discard" God?


                    If you can't answer it, don't.

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                    • eliot mayfield
                      God Squad
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 9324

                      #70
                      Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

                      Originally posted by yak View Post
                      I'll ask it agin then....Where's the factual evidence that all Europeans "discard" God?


                      If you can't answer it, don't.
                      Define Europeans.
                      Matthew:
                      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                      • yak
                        Unsaved trash, Teenaged Demon
                        • Dec 2009
                        • 44

                        #71
                        Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

                        Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                        Define Europeans.
                        Eu·ro·pe·an (yr-pn)n.1. A native or inhabitant of Europe.
                        2. A person of European descent.

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                        • eliot mayfield
                          God Squad
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 9324

                          #72
                          Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

                          Originally posted by yak View Post
                          Eu·ro·pe·an (yr-pn)n.1. A native or inhabitant of Europe.
                          2. A person of European descent.
                          What about people from Turkey?
                          What about people from Russia?
                          What about Gypsies?
                          Matthew:
                          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                          • yak
                            Unsaved trash, Teenaged Demon
                            • Dec 2009
                            • 44

                            #73
                            Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

                            Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                            What about people from Turkey?
                            What about people from Russia?
                            What about Gypsies?
                            What about them?

                            You're knitpicking about technicalities just answer the question:

                            Where's the factual evidence that all Europeans discard God?

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                            • eliot mayfield
                              God Squad
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 9324

                              #74
                              Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

                              Originally posted by yak View Post
                              What about them?

                              You're knitpicking about technicalities just answer the question:

                              Where's the factual evidence that all Europeans discard God?
                              I'll answer after you tell me what you consider an European!
                              Matthew:
                              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                              • Wide-Open
                                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2007
                                • 18449

                                #75
                                Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

                                Friend, you can't prove a negative.

                                We just know. Jesus knows. That's enough for us.

                                Now can we get back on topic please?
                                Psalm 81:10:
                                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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