Richard Dawkins says: READ THE KING JAMES BIBLE!

[Brother Temperance]

Friends, apparently this story has been around for a while, but I've only just discovered it. And even if you've seen it before, it's good enough to be worth reading again. The High Priest of the atheist cult, Richard "devil-worshipping" Dawkins, has publicly embraced the Truth of the King James Bible! The Godly King James Bible Trust website, where this story is from, seems to currently be under attack by Satanic hackers, but this google cache should serve as a record of Dawkins' glorious conversion.

Oxford scholar and author Richard Dawkins has contributed a reading of a chapter from the Song of Solomon to the King James Bible Trust's YouTube Bible project.
Professor Dawkins was asked why he wanted to participate in the initiative. "You can't appreciate English literature unless you are steeped to some extent in the King James Bible", he replied, "people don't know that proverbial phrases which make echoes in their minds come from this Bible. We are a Christian culture, we come from a Christian culture and not to know the King James Bible, is to be in some small way, barbarian".
Richard was supportive in the Trust's objective to ensure the 2011 is a year for everyone to celebrate the vital role the King James Version has played on the development of the history, language and literature of the English-speaking world.

Praise Jesus! There you have it, everyone in the world, but especially the atheists: Everyone, even scum like Dawkins, agrees that you should be reading the Bible! And not just any old Bible, but the one and only Authorised Version guided by the hand of God Himself! Praise!

[SUV]

Re: Richard Dawkins says: READ THE KING JAMES BIBLE!

Shout Glory! Hosanna in the Highest!!!

If only he can get his bathhouse buddy Hitchens to read it too, why the world will be free of SIN!

As obviously they must be the only two athians in existence; all the rest of us KNOW better!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Richard Dawkins says: READ THE KING JAMES BIBLE!

Shout Glory! Hosanna in the Highest!!!

If only he can get his bathhouse buddy Hitchens to read it too, why the world will be free of SIN!

As obviously they must be the only two athians in existence; all the rest of us KNOW better!

and big pimp daddy Daniel Dennett and that weasel Sam Harris, end of faith my ass.

KNEW It They all are secret believers.

[SUV]

Re: Richard Dawkins says: READ THE KING JAMES BIBLE!

KNEW It They all are secret believers.

Yes, Brother, and perhaps they have just become too lazy to keep on chasing chickens around to Kill and 'read' their guts!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Richard Dawkins says: READ THE KING JAMES BIBLE!

Yes, Brother, and perhaps they have just become too lazy to keep on chasing chickens around to Kill and 'read' their guts!

I have to say as a TRUE Christian(tm) it disgusts me to see people pretend to believe in something they don't believe in.

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: Richard Dawkins says: READ THE KING JAMES BIBLE!

...Richard "devil-worshipping" Dawkins, has publicly embraced the Truth of the King James Bible!

Methinks Mr. Dawkins is hedging his bets as he approaches death. How pathetic.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Richard Dawkins says: READ THE KING JAMES BIBLE!

[...]If only he can get his bathhouse buddy Hitchens to read it too, why the world will be free of SIN! [...]

As the shades of night fall on the life of Hitchens, he too will grasp at Jesus' Promise of Salvation.

I do not doubt for a moment that, even as I write, Hitchens is poring through the New Testament.

If only the poor sinning soul would admit the Glory of God!

[Johannes Kirkeholm]

Re: Richard Dawkins says: READ THE KING JAMES BIBLE!

The following is from wickedpedia so I don't know if it can be trusted but it seems that Richard Dork Kings' infamous book 'The God Delusion' had an unforseen impact on Christianity:

Dawkins had long wanted to write a book openly criticising religion, but his publisher had advised against it. By the year 2006, his publisher had warmed to the idea. Dawkins attributes this change of mind to "four years of Bush". By that time, a number of authors, including Sam Harris and Christopher Hitchens, who together with Dawkins were labelled "The Unholy Trinity" by Robert Weitzel, had already written books openly attacking religion. According to the Amazon.co.uk website, the book led to a 50% growth in their sales of books on religion and spirituality (including anti-religious books such as The God Delusion and God is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything) and a 120% increase in the sales of the Bible.

I think that deep down Richard Dork King knows that God exists as do all atheists. But could it be possible that Richard Dork King is actually only pretending to be an atheist so that he can show people how stupid the opinions and beliefs of atheists are?

I personally doubt it because he seems genuinely stupid. But in the light of this information I wouldn't be overly suprised if he one day admitted that he was in fact Christian.

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: Richard Dawkins says: READ THE KING JAMES BIBLE!

But could it be possible that Richard Dork King is actually only pretending to be an atheist so that he can show people how stupid the opinions and beliefs of atheists are?

I don't think anyone could pretend to so strongly believe something regarding religion for such a long time. If he DID do that, he would be the greatest (how do the kid's spell it? t-r-o-l-l ?) of all time.

[BaronOB]

Re: Richard Dawkins says: READ THE KING JAMES BIBLE!

"We are a Christian culture, we come from a Christian culture and not to know the King James Bible, is to be in some small way, barbarian""

We can only hope that Mr.Dawkins after this first step will soon repent all his sins!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Richard Dawkins says: READ THE KING JAMES BIBLE!

"We are a Christian culture, we come from a Christian culture and not to know the King James Bible, is to be in some small way, barbarian""

We can only hope that Mr.Dawkins after this first step will soon repent all his sins!

Notice that when Dawkins says it, nobody complains.

If Sarah Palin said it, you'd have every God-mocker in the country all over her like white on rice . . . on a paper plate, in a blizzard.

[AzureWatcher]

Re: Richard Dawkins says: READ THE KING JAMES BIBLE!

Not once does Dr. Dawkins imply that he has been converted or swayed in any manner. He was speaking in a reserved and in a purely scholarly manner.

Everything he said was true, but it does not mean he follows the Book. As you tell many of the flamers on this board, stop cherry-picking words and read (listen to) the entire context please.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Richard Dawkins says: READ THE KING JAMES BIBLE!

Face it, he's getting older and is getting nervous about dying and ending up in the gaping maws of Hell. I'm pretty sure that if we can get to him we can get a death bed confession out of him. It's getting past the atheist goons that's going to be the problem.

99.9% of the "atheists" we get on this board are nothing more than teenagers saying their atheists as a form of rebellion, or people who hate God because they were raped by Catholic priests. I pray that we plant a "mustard seed" of truth into the minds of the teenagers and that God doesn't mow them down with a cross-town bus before they have a chance to repent. The rape victims, I don't know. Ex-catholics are very angry people, I'm not sure if it's even possible to get through to them.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Richard Dawkins says: READ THE KING JAMES BIBLE!

If only he can get his bathhouse buddy Hitchens to read it too, why the world will be free of SIN!

Sister, I have it on good authority that Hitchens has studied the KJV too, and even read out loud one of the Psalms in church!

Source, one would ask? His own autobiography, Hitchens22.

[SUV]

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Dr. Dawkins

I have heard of "Doctor of Divinity" but I do not think there is a Doctorate available for its Satanical counterpart