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  • The OneTeekeks
    Unsaved trash
    • Aug 2012
    • 1

    #1021
    Re: Why Roman Catholic Papists Are NOT Christians

    Hi there!

    First: im not American, so don't hate my spelling mistakes.

    So: I have a Question about something I always read here is: you always talk about the "one holy Bible", so, wich is (in your oppinion) the only Bible?

    I think it mid be an english translation of one specific Bible.
    But: It can't be the "one holy Bible", because there was like 20 translations in between.

    tl;dr: Wich kind of Bible is your only Bible and why specificly this one?

    Good day to all of you.

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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22355

      #1022
      Re: Why Roman Catholic Papists Are NOT Christians

      Originally posted by The OneTeekeks View Post
      I think it mid be an english translation of one specific Bible. But: It can't be the "one holy Bible", because there was like 20 translations in between.
      There is only one Bible: The 1611 King James Bible. All the others are fakes by Satan to lure people to Hell.
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #1023
        Re: Why Roman Catholic Papists Are NOT Christians

        Originally posted by The OneTeekeks View Post
        tl;dr: Wich kind of Bible is your only Bible and why specificly this one?
        Dear friend:

        We have a thread on that issue.
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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        • Holyfield
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Apr 2011
          • 245

          #1024
          Re: Why Roman Catholic Papists Are NOT Christians

          Dear exegetes and defenders of true faith,

          I am worried about one of my friends. He is what our society would say is a high quality man, educated, with excellent manners, and is considered a moral authority at the local protestant church.

          But since a year or so he says grace in Latin, and I found out recently that he took up a new hobby, that is collecting crucifixes. The collecion is already quite large. He is now looking for a full-scale crucifix for the dining room. And when I say something about the pope he just goes silent and looks away.

          What shall I do?
          Matt 5:17-20 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven:..."

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          • Rescued By Mary
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Dec 2012
            • 2

            #1025
            The protestant reformation was a catastrophe.

            *Catholic propaganda deleted*
            Last edited by Billy Bob Jenkins; 12-03-2012, 07:30 AM. Reason: Protecting the young from anal rape

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            • Rescued By Mary
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Dec 2012
              • 2

              #1026
              The Catholic Church is the True Church

              *Child Pornography deleted*

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              • ApoplecticFalseChristian
                Unrepentant Papist Dog
                • Nov 2008
                • 40

                #1027
                You sock-puppets satirists still here?

                You all STILL worshiping Christ or have you started worshiping a man in a dress like I do?


                ApostolicChristian
                Matthew 16:18: "And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it."
                2 Peter 1:20 "Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation."
                2 Thess 2:15 "Therefore, brethren, stand fast, and hold the traditions which ye have been taught, whether by word, or our epistle."

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                • Levi Jones
                  Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                  Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                  Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                   
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 13930

                  #1028
                  Re: You sock-puppets satirists still here?

                  Originally posted by ApoplecticFalseChristian View Post
                  You all STILL worshiping Christ or have you started worshiping a man in a dress like I do?


                  ApostolicChristian

                  Welcome back, Papist. Are you here to confess before us and Jesus Christ were right all along and that you renounce your Mary worship and paganism?
                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                  • Philly Spunk
                    Unsaved trash, sodomite
                    • May 2013
                    • 11

                    #1029
                    Re: Why Roman Catholic Papists Are NOT Christians

                    Your Right Catholics aren't Christians, EASTERN ORTHODOX ARE!!

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78552

                      #1030
                      Re: Why Roman Catholic Papists Are NOT Christians

                      Originally posted by Philly Spunk View Post
                      Your Right Catholics aren't Christians, EASTERN ORTHODOX ARE!!
                      Did you mean the Greek Eastern Orthodox Church (founded by sodomites), or the Russian Orthodox Church (communiss)?

                      If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

                      Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                      And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                      I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Philly Spunk
                        Unsaved trash, sodomite
                        • May 2013
                        • 11

                        #1031
                        Re: Why Roman Catholic Papists Are NOT Christians

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Did you mean the Greek Eastern Orthodox Church (founded by sodomites), or the Russian Orthodox Church (communiss)?

                        If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

                        Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.


                        And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                        I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                        I follow the church that split from away the Catholics because of the Catholics treachery and multiple pedophiles. God Bless,

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78552

                          #1032
                          Re: Why Roman Catholic Papists Are NOT Christians

                          Originally posted by Philly Spunk View Post
                          I follow the church that split from away the Catholics because of the Catholics treachery and multiple pedophiles. God Bless,
                          Everyone knows that Roman Catholic Papists are not Christians. But neither are so-called "orthodox" churches. Read the links I provided.

                          Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                          And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                          I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Philly Spunk
                            Unsaved trash, sodomite
                            • May 2013
                            • 11

                            #1033
                            Re: Why Roman Catholic Papists Are NOT Christians

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Everyone knows that Roman Catholic Papists are not Christians. But neither are so-called "orthodox" churches. Read the links I provided.

                            Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                            And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                            I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                            OH THANK YOU PASTOR!!!!!! I HAVE LEARNED!! GOD FORGIVE ME!!!!!

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                            • Basilissa
                              South of the Border outreach program
                              True Christian™
                               
                              • Mar 2013
                              • 12921

                              #1034
                              Re: Why Roman Catholic Papists Are NOT Christians

                              Originally posted by Philly Spunk View Post
                              I follow the church that split from away the Catholics because of the Catholics treachery and multiple pedophiles. God Bless,
                              Then you're not following any of the Orthodox Churches, thanks goodness! (Because it was the Catholic Church that split off Orthodoxy, not the other way around).
                              God created fossils to test our faith.

                              * * *

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                              True Christian™ Love.
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                              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                              God HATES Rational Thinking!
                              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                              • georgethescreechingsodomite
                                Unsaved trash
                                Under Investigation
                                • Sep 2013
                                • 5

                                #1035
                                Re: Why Roman Catholic Papists Are NOT Christians

                                It's all the same bullshit anyways. You all stem from a ancient egyptian astrology so get over yourselves, you are a cult and brainwash the retarded, which is in no short supply in the southern united states. Research something other than child molestation and that queer jesus.

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