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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22892

    #1

    Virgin Mary seen in a tree... Idiot Catlix

    Catlix money grows on trees!

    Ok, you all have trees in your garden, occasionally, the bark is damaged. But did you know that you can make money out of this? Catlix are lining up to pay good money just to see trees with damaged bark.


    Look at the heathen asshole who is nearly in tears! That must be worth $100.

    Money thus made can be used to send Missionaries to Egypt, Zimbabwe and California!

    Get out there people! Hack a few trees!
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
  • MitzaLizalor
    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2010
    • 14446

    #2
    Re: Virgin Mary seen in a tree... Idiot Catlix

    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    ..heathen ..Egypt ..Zimbabwe
    It is such a tragedy, Mr Bathfire. Secularist influence removes the missionaries from those lands, and look what happens! And as if further proof were needed just look at Korea! One ½ welcomes genuine evangelical missionaries and prospers link, the other ½ chucks them out and all that's left is grass. (To eat.) (Apart from the chief communist who looks due to explode any day.) link But this thread isn't about Korea.

    ..and California!
    LA isn't far from Sydney and I visit occasionally. The hotels are quite nice. But the behaviour I see from time to time is explained by your reference, especially in the entertainment sector have they banned missionaries from there too?

    Recently I was chatting to some friends who serve Christ in India and apparently things are in a dreadful state there; soon they'll be back to the stone age!

    The dual tyranny of atheists, communism & idolatry march hand in hand to HELL FOREVER creating quick HELL ON EARTH for every adherent to those repugnant creeds (which obviously includes Russian & Greek Orthodox, demonic Elim assemblies and the like) and just look at them. Satan produces the trance state as every Christian knows, especially one who's wandered into a negrotic or latino "revivalist" meeting by mistake. Isn't it funny how when you go back the next night it's the same people getting "saved" all over again? It's a hellish softening-up process to introduce the theme of actually killing Jesus over and over and over again in the pagan "eucharist" of false orthodoxy.
    ORTHODOX .. source
    1 ideas, methods, or behaviour accepted by most people.
    2 someone who is orthodox has the opinions and beliefs that are generally accepted as being right
    and does not have new or different ideas.
    3 believing in all the traditional beliefs, laws, and practices of a religion

    The Jews rejected Jesus' teaching because they were unable to accept new or different ideas. The Gospel of course is entirely consistent with the historical record preserved for us in The Old Testament. The scribes and Pharisees, the Sadducees and priests taught something altogether different having cooked up a cynical and self serving system of brainwashing to deliver the Rolls-Royce lifestyle in a Trabant economy.


    What traditional beliefs, laws, and practices are these deluded wretches believing in? Are they softening themselves up for a temple orgy with the high priests of Astarte? Or more sinister still, sliding into murder cults of Molech and debasement of Baal?

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #3
      Re: Virgin Mary seen in a tree... Idiot Catlix

      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
      Catlix are lining up to pay good money just to see trees with damaged bark.
      They'll make a "Mary" out of anything:


      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Paragon of virtue
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jan 2013
        • 547

        #4
        Re: Virgin Mary seen in a tree... Idiot Catlix

        Aside from all the Catholic vs. Protestant rhetoric...that's ridiculous. C'mon! If it actually looked like Mary it may be a tourist attraction even if you aren't Catholic, but that could just as soon be called the image of a ghost or a ring wraith or one one of those royal Imperial guardsmen from those devilish Star Wars movies.

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        • Redeemed Papist
          Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2011
          • 10409

          #5
          Re: Virgin Mary seen in a tree... Idiot Catlix

          Originally posted by Paragon of virtue View Post
          Aside from all the Catholic vs. Protestant rhetoric...that's ridiculous. C'mon! If it actually looked like Mary it may be a tourist attraction even if you aren't Catholic, but that could just as soon be called the image of a ghost or a ring wraith or one one of those royal Imperial guardsmen from those devilish Star Wars movies.
          There's a simple thing you need to focus on over and over again. Catholics are in the grip of a crazy half pagan cult masterminded by an elite group of ring-kissing boy-fondlers who make things up as they go along and consistently deny the words of Christ in the Bible. They're so desperate to believe anything that undermines the true message of Jesus they see signs and portents everywhere of their goddess, Mary. They've always been alert to how they can make a fast buck from gullible fools.

          THEY ARE NOT CHRISTIANS!
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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
          Sex and debauchery in public schools
          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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          • Missionary in Sweden
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Apr 2011
            • 189

            #6
            Re: Virgin Mary seen in a tree... Idiot Catlix

            Idiot catlicks. She tattoed the virgin Mary on her wrist.

            Lev 19:28

            "Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD."


            And why do they lick cats anyway? I've never understood that.
            Are you a filthy sinner unable to keep your hands off your John Thomas? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86786

            Is your wife disobedient? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86604

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            • johnsmith111
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Dec 2012
              • 47

              #7
              Re: Virgin Mary seen in a tree... Idiot Catlix

              Yea I told a granny at a church you should pray to Jesus and she told me...no, no, no it is Mary that you are supposed to seek after.

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