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  • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

    Originally posted by Tool of satan View Post
    It isn't a problem. I just happened to think the thread required solid Biblical evidence. You shouldn't be saying that Jesus is of a certain appearance when the Bible doesn't specify about it.
    Who the hell are you to be lecturing us about what the Holy Bible says?

    Piss off. Go tell your master satan that we spit in his scaly face in the name of Jesus.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

      Originally posted by Dr. Isaiah Jones View Post
      It says so in the Bible.
      Revelation 1:14 His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire
      His head and hairs were white? Every race has white hair, when old.

      What color were his eyes then? Orange/yellow/red?
      1 Corinthians 11:3
      But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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      • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

        Originally posted by august View Post
        His head and hairs were white? Every race has white hair, when old.

        What color were his eyes then? Orange/yellow/red?
        So you're saying that Jesus is old? He was crucified when he was 33!

        What color is a hot flame?

        BLUE!
        Drama queen

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        • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

          I am currently using one of the decedents of one of Jesus's camels to transport oil to the god loving Americans. Jesus was one of our people even if he favored america for its vibrant hot-dogs and high quality weapons of destruction.
          Durka Durka!

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          • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

            Originally posted by Habib Nay Nay View Post
            I am currently using one of the decedents of one of Jesus's camels to transport oil to the god loving Americans. Jesus was one of our people even if he favored america for its vibrant hot-dogs and high quality weapons of destruction.
            Jesus didn't have any camels.
            Why do you hate sweet white baby Jesus so much?
            "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
            John 8:32

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            • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

              But i have one of his camels dependents?!?! the camels are used to transport people through large distances without wasting water. its how Jesus traveled when he could not use donkeys (as they require large amounts of water) to spread his word.
              Durka Durka!

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              • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                Originally posted by Habib Nay Nay View Post
                But i have one of his camels dependents?!?! the camels are used to transport people through large distances without wasting water. its how Jesus traveled when he could not use donkeys (as they require large amounts of water) to spread his word.

                Where in the Bible does it say Jesus traveled by camel? Book, chapter, and verse please.

                Seriously, can you imagine Our Lord Jesus Christ riding on a camel like common sand nigra? That's just crazy!



                YiC,

                Zech
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                • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                  I never had any doubt about it! This is serious proof.
                  Thank you for explaining it so clearly!
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                  • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                    Weymouth New Testament
                    You blind guides, straining out the gnat while you gulp down the camel!

                    Durka Durka!

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                    • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                      Originally posted by Habib Nay Nay View Post
                      Weymouth New Testament
                      You blind guides, straining out the gnat while you gulp down the camel!

                      1) This is not a camel. I think you had too much hashish.

                      2) This photograph is clearly photoshopped, because Jesus never rode a giraffe. Read the Bible!
                      God created fossils to test our faith.

                      * * *

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                      True Christians are Perfect!
                      True Christian™ Love.
                      Salvation™ made Easy!
                      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                      God HATES Rational Thinking!
                      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                      • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                        i am sorry, this painting is a depiction of his difference of mortals.
                        Durka Durka!

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                        • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                          Originally posted by Habib Nay Nay View Post
                          i am sorry, this painting is a depiction of his difference of mortals.
                          What are you mumbling through that thick beard of yours? I'l repeat: put away that hashish, it is damaging your brains (or whatever is left of them).
                          God created fossils to test our faith.

                          * * *

                          My favorite LBC sermons:
                          True Christians are Perfect!
                          True Christian™ Love.
                          Salvation™ made Easy!
                          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                          God HATES Rational Thinking!
                          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                          • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                            Your bible does not mention the brain once... does this mean that brains are not real...
                            Durka Durka!

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                            • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                              Originally posted by Habib Nay Nay View Post
                              Your bible does not mention the brain once... does this mean that brains are not real...
                              Hello Habib Nay Nay.

                              You are right that the KJV Bible does not mention brain but it says mind which is another way to say brain for instance Titus 1:15 says:

                              Unto the pure all things are pure: but unto them that are defiled and unbelieving is nothing pure; but even their mind and conscience is defiled.

                              I have had a lot of time to think about the mind and the brain since I had an accident. I can assure you the brain is very real I have some pictures of mine before they closed everything up. It looks like a pink walnut.

                              Thank you.

                              Rusty
                              Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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                              • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Have you ever looked at a picture or painting of a black Jesus and thought to yourself, “This just doesn’t feel right?” You ask yourself, “Is the painter joking? Is he making fun of Jesus?” The answer is yes, the artist is being sarcastic and that artist is surely burning in hell’s fire as I type this.

                                Jesus was white. Yes, He was born in the Middle East, but His father was not Middle Eastern, He was God. God is NOT Middle Eastern. When was the last time you saw a painting of God with a Turban wrapped around His head? Never? Exactly.

                                God is white. God has always been white. Every depiction, every description and every painting I have seen of God has been white. God impregnated Mary, NOT Joseph. Therefor, Jesus is white.

                                That is what drew people to Him in the first place. A white skinned man in the Middle East 2000 years ago was surely a miracle and Jesus was and is a miracle worker.

                                Now look at Heaven. Heaven is mostly made of feathery white clouds with rays of light shooting through them, which according to most Christians I know, would make the inhabitants white.

                                Also, white is amazingly proficient at reflecting light, which is very important when living in Heaven because it’s much closer to the sun than living on the Earth. This white skin prevents you from getting cancer in Heaven and I’m sure stops many other diseases in their tracks.

                                So, next time you start babbling on about how, “Jesus was Middle Eastern and couldn’t have been white”, save yourself the embarrassment and look at the Facts!

                                God Bless!
                                you clearly see no logic or reason and are so racist you wont accept the simple facts that our world has to offer. if science had an all knowing prophet say for example steven hawking x 10 even he would have given up on you

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