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  • keepster33
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • May 2013
    • 10

    #676
    Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

    Originally posted by SeekingEnlightenment View Post
    Okay then, smartypants, riddle me this: if Jesus kept changing colour, how did His disciples work out who they were following?
    I think this is all that needs to be said on the matter.

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    • Matou_
      Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
      • May 2012
      • 41

      #677
      Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

      Originally posted by Brother Helge View Post
      Why should we use "logic and reason"
      That just says it all right there LOL

      since science is all about proof and disproof and religion is all about avoiding those very things, everyone can see for themselves that religion is all unproven theory and therefore biased bologna.

      This thread alone starts out with racist nonsense. I just shake my head every day at the apparently unlimited amount of stupidity spread across the globe by blind sheep like you folks running this site. SMH if you truly do believe in a judgmental god, you should be fearing for your own salvation as you teach all the wrong things here like racism and hate. I have nothing but pity for you.
      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
      abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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      • Basilissa
        South of the Border outreach program
        True Christian™
         
        • Mar 2013
        • 12967

        #678
        Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

        Originally posted by Matou_ View Post
        That just says it all right there LOL

        since science is all about proof and disproof and religion is all about avoiding those very things, everyone can see for themselves that religion is all unproven theory and therefore biased bologna.

        This thread alone starts out with racist nonsense. I just shake my head every day at the apparently unlimited amount of stupidity spread across the globe by blind sheep like you folks running this site. SMH if you truly do believe in a judgmental god, you should be fearing for your own salvation as you teach all the wrong things here like racism and hate. I have nothing but pity for you.
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        • Pastor Ed Lowman
          Southern Hospitality Exemplified
          Always kind and loving
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2011
          • 1838

          #679
          Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

          Originally posted by Matou_ View Post
          That just says it all right there LOL

          since science is all about proof and disproof and religion is all about avoiding those very things, everyone can see for themselves that religion is all unproven theory and therefore biased bologna.

          This thread alone starts out with racist nonsense. I just shake my head every day at the apparently unlimited amount of stupidity spread across the globe by blind sheep like you folks running this site. SMH if you truly do believe in a judgmental god, you should be fearing for your own salvation as you teach all the wrong things here like racism and hate. I have nothing but pity for you.
          Why should we be afraid when the God of the universe is on OUR side? (see I John 4:18; Romans 8:28) What are you going to do when Jesus makes quick work of you come judgment? (see Revelation 19:17-21)

          You are one day going to be stuck to the bottom our shoes, buddy. But there is still time to fix that.

          Regards,

          Pastor Ed

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          • AllahIsFalse
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • May 2013
            • 1

            #680
            Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

            How could Jesus by white if he was born in the Middle East? Would not knowledge and intellect dictate that He be more of a darker skin color? Should Jesus not have the skin color of an Arab?

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            • Elijah Mee, PhD
              True Christian™ Brainiac
              True Christian™
              • Apr 2013
              • 538

              #681
              Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

              Originally posted by AllahIsFalse View Post
              How could Jesus by white if he was born in the Middle East? Would not knowledge and intellect dictate that He be more of a darker skin color? Should Jesus not have the skin color of an Arab?
              Friend, it's not a matter of knowledge or intellect. We learn these facts from the Bible.

              I would also thank you kindly not to blaspheme on God's message board.
              But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy. (2 Chronicles 36:16)

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              • Cranky Old Man
                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                You kids get off his lawn!
                 
                • Jan 2010
                • 22369

                #682
                Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                Originally posted by baronvonbacon View Post
                According to your ridiculous bible, god can appear as whatever he/she wants to appear as. your god is not white, he/she is whatever he/she wants to be
                Duh! He is God! He could appear as whatever He wanted, but He did appear as a superior white male Republican American!
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • AmuLesbian
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • May 2013
                  • 5

                  #683
                  Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                  lol you're *** potty language *** retard. Jesus is a Jew. I don't believe in Jesus, but he's not white.
                  Last edited by Zechariah Smyth; 05-10-2013, 02:16 AM. Reason: Potty language removed.

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                  • Faith_Machine
                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 10050

                    #684
                    Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                    Originally posted by AmuLesbian View Post
                    lol you're *** potty language ** retard. Jesus is a Jew. I don't believe in Jesus, but he's not white.
                    Speaking as a recovering Jew, I must say HOW DARE YOU!? How dare you imply that my slight ethnic handicap means I am not white?

                    I am so offended by this. Please retract your racist, anti-Semitic statement at once!
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                    • Elijah Mee, PhD
                      True Christian™ Brainiac
                      True Christian™
                      • Apr 2013
                      • 538

                      #685
                      Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                      Speaking as a recovering Jew, I must say HOW DARE YOU!? How dare you imply that my slight ethnic handicap means I am not white?

                      I am so offended by this. Please retract your racist, anti-Semitic statement at once!
                      I am offended on your behalf, friend! You already have to live with the knowledge that your ancestors killed Jesus, why should you have to put up with persecution at the hands of a dyke as well?
                      But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy. (2 Chronicles 36:16)

                      The Bible is perfect and contains ZERO contradictions: A True Christian™ guide to logic
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                      • AmuLesbian
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • May 2013
                        • 5

                        #686
                        Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                        Speaking as a recovering Jew, I must say HOW DARE YOU!? How dare you imply that my slight ethnic handicap means I am not white?

                        I am so offended by this. Please retract your racist, anti-Semitic statement at once!
                        Hey I'm not racist. How can you offended by the word "*** RACISM REMOVED ***". It's a short word for *** RACISM REMOVED ***. I don't see a *** RACISM REMOVED *** person didnt got offended when people said "*** RACISM REMOVED ***" or a *** RACISM REMOVED *** person got offended by the word "*** RACISM REMOVED ***" or "*** RACISM REMOVED ***"
                        Last edited by Felicity; 05-10-2013, 11:12 PM. Reason: Christian children were crying about this!

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                        • MitzaLizalor
                          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 14282

                          #687
                          Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                          Why do people keep saying Jesus was not white because He was Jewish?



                          Well that's enough. Tartan? Purple? Green?

                          None of that proves Jesus was Jewish. But that's not the point. Whenever described in The Bible, Jesus is explicitly white. With white hair.

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                          • silly wabbit
                            Unsaved trash, unrepentant godmocker
                            • May 2013
                            • 9

                            #688
                            Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                            God is white. God has always been white. Every depiction, every description and every painting I have seen of God has been white. God impregnated Mary, NOT Joseph. Therefor, Jesus is white.
                            What does that have to do with anything, because the father is white so must all his children? That's not true plenty of white fathers have colored children to non white women- fact.
                            The reason Jesus is depicted as white is because Christianity has the majority of followers in the western hemisphere, where surprise surprise most people are white.

                            Now look at Heaven. Heaven is mostly made of feathery white clouds with rays of light shooting through them, which according to most Christians I know, would make the inhabitants white.

                            Also, white is amazingly proficient at reflecting light, which is very important when living in Heaven because it’s much closer to the sun than living on the Earth. This white skin prevents you from getting cancer in Heaven and I’m sure stops many other diseases in their tracks.

                            So, next time you start babbling on about how, “Jesus was Middle Eastern and couldn’t have been white”, save yourself the embarrassment and look at the Facts!

                            God Bless!
                            if that's the case why is it in hotter countries the population has darker skin to better cope with the increased sun rays?

                            You should take your own advice and look at the facts before making such idiotic statements

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                            • MitzaLizalor
                              Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 14282

                              #689
                              Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                              Originally posted by silly wabbit View Post
                              You should take your own advice and look at the facts before making such idiotic statements
                              One fact might be what The Bible says. About Jesus. Have you read it yet?

                              It's not we who say He was white. It's God. He says so in The Bible. If you disagree you need to provide some evidence.

                              And in case you're planning to suggest that The Bible was written by Northern Europeans: it wasn't.

                              Looking forward to your evidence,

                              Mitza.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78555

                                #690
                                Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                                Originally posted by silly wabbit View Post
                                if that's the case why is it in hotter countries the population has darker skin to better cope with the increased sun rays?
                                As usual, you atheistics get it all bass ackwards. The reason there are so many darkies in hot countries is because they were put there by God. They were supposed to hunt lions, etc., and that is clearly God's Plan. God marked the inferior races so we Normal people could easily identify them, by baking them in the sun.

                                White folks don't turn coon just because they live in africa. Just look at Rhodesia.
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