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  • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

    Originally posted by ArtThouInnocent? View Post
    aww, is someone mad because they think they're holier than someone else? Aww.
    This isn't the school yard playground, dear. If you have a point to make, do so with some intelligence and maturity or you will be assigned a babysitter while here.

    Originally posted by ArtThouInnocent? View Post
    I pay attention to the entire Bible. We're supposed to be like Christ and adopt his principles, which means that if you're gonna rebuke someone, you sure as hell better rebuke them kindly and in wisdom,
    We do refrain from taking up whips and lashing out at sinners in public as our Lord did (John 2:15) because imitating Jesus in such a way is, sadly, against the law. We do follow the law (1 Peter 2:13-17), which means such public displays of rebuking are creatively modified.

    Originally posted by ArtThouInnocent? View Post
    'It's not his responsibility to be here'. Sorry, what? Oh, hell no, you did NOT just say it's not a pastor's responsibility to preach. Damn are you deluded. Go back to your sexist, overpaid jobs at your private corporation.
    This would be an example of the importance of reading comprehension skills.



    Originally posted by ArtThouInnocent? View Post
    I feel bad for you all. Go do something productive with your life.
    I find there is nothing more productive than sharing the glory and majesty of the Faith of Christ, and illuminating the very mystery of the Holy Bible.


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    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

      and good God stop putting copyright symbols next to words like 'truth'. How foolishly childish of you to try to say someone has a copyright on that word and its entailing principles.

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      • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

        Originally posted by ArtThouInnocent? View Post
        I don't care who's an ordained jellyfish of what planet. If you're going to try to put your authority over God's commands, you can GTFO. Now get off your ugly-ass high horse and understand that you're not the big-talking man you think you are.

        Learn your place.
        Our whole point is that when someone speaks where the Bible speaks and is silent where the Bible is silent (I Peter 4:11; 2 Tim 3:16-17; John 12:48), then they ARE speaking with God's authority and not their own.

        Originally posted by ArtThouInnocent? View Post
        and good God stop putting copyright symbols next to words like 'truth'. How foolishly childish of you to try to say someone has a copyright on that word and its entailing principles.
        Let's just step back and calm down at this point. We know you have serious difficulty reading, comprehending, and reasoning in general, but please don't get mad because we have The Truth™. You can have it too, if only you will humble yourself in the sight of God so that He can lift you up (see Philippians 2:3; Matthew 23:12)

        Pastor Ed

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        • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

          do I seriously need to provide you with links to your own website for threads that clearly denounce women as sex slaves to be imprisoned in the kitchen, or threads denouncing certain creeds, races, or types of peopl[e because they are different than you?



          Take it from a Christian, I ain't seeing the love here, Miss MostHolyMommaWhoWastedHerLifeTryingToBeASubmissive SexSlave.

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          • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

            Originally posted by ArtThouInnocent? View Post
            do I seriously need to provide you with links to your own website for threads that clearly denounce women as sex slaves to be imprisoned in the kitchen, or threads denouncing certain creeds, races, or types of peopl[e because they are different than you?



            Take it from a Christian, I ain't seeing the love here, Miss MostHolyMommaWhoWastedHerLifeTryingToBeASubmissive SexSlave.
            Do I seriously need to reproduce the Scriptures in those threads that demonstrate clearly that our teachings are right? You never can explain biblically why or how we are wrong.

            I'm really sorry you don't agree. I'm sorry you can only see through the goggles of modern cultural norms, but for thousands of years women realized their true role and slaves accepted their purpose. Why should now be any different when the Words of the Bible have not changed? Answer me that.

            Pastor Ed

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            • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

              Originally posted by ArtThouInnocent? View Post
              I pay attention to the entire Bible.
              Don't you know that lying is a sin in the eyes of God (Proverbs 12:22)?

              How dare you say that you know the Bible, when you are criticizing threads on this website which are based 100% on the Bible?

              We're supposed to be like Christ and adopt his principles, which means that if you're gonna rebuke someone, you sure as hell better rebuke them kindly and in wisdom, not with a pious arrogance only found in those with nothing better to do than turn Christianity into an elitists club.
              Did you even try to read this website? All of the information here is Biblically accurate, and we have Bible quotes to prove it.

              'It's not his responsibility to be here'. Sorry, what? Oh, hell no, you did NOT just say it's not a pastor's responsibility to preach.
              Sunshine, Landover Baptist Church pastors are busy men, and this website is only one of their Godly obligations.

              I feel bad for you all. Go do something productive with your life.
              But we are! We are spreading the Word of our Creator!
              God created fossils to test our faith.

              * * *

              My favorite LBC sermons:
              True Christians are Perfect!
              True Christian™ Love.
              Salvation™ made Easy!
              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
              God HATES Rational Thinking!
              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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              • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                Why are we even arguing about this? The Earth is round. It pulls things towards it's CENTER, as there is no defined "up" or "down" on a sphere or in space. And those pictures aren't pictures. They're drawings.

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                • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                  Originally posted by alex.siegel View Post
                  Why are we even arguing about this? The Earth is round.
                  Just because you say so, we're supposed to abandon our religion and turn into demon worshiping queers? Really?

                  I don't think so.

                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                    Originally posted by ArtThouInnocent? View Post
                    Time for a lesson in language. 'Christian' means a literal 'little Christ'
                    Next question. What does "Christ" mean?



                    By your logic Nubian would mean "little Nub"

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                    • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Just because you say so, we're supposed to abandon our religion and turn into demon worshiping queers? Really?

                      I don't think so.


                      So you HONESTLY believe that the VAST MAJORITY of the people on Earth are simply lying and covering up a truth that is already scientifically accurate. Say you're on the coast of England, and you get a REALLY powerful telescope and point it at New York. Would you see skyscrapers?

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                      • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                        Originally posted by alex.siegel View Post
                        So you HONESTLY believe that the VAST MAJORITY of the people on Earth are simply lying and covering up a truth that is already scientifically accurate. Say you're on the coast of England, and you get a REALLY powerful telescope and point it at New York. Would you see skyscrapers?
                        Don't be silly. It's hard enough to pick out a deer on the other side of a valley with a telescope. Why don't you get out in the real world and do something manly like hunting or fishing instead of reading faggy books about nothing at all of any use?
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                        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                        The truth about volcanos
                        Sex and debauchery in public schools
                        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                        • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                          I must ask that someone here tries to prove to me, a person open to ideas, that the earth is flat, and then disprove that the earth is round. I spent all my years at school and college hearing that the earth is round and see no reason to think otherwise.

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                          • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                            Originally posted by MrRiley View Post
                            I must ask that someone here tries to prove to me, a person open to ideas, that the earth is flat.
                            How about you start reading all posts in the whole thread first and then continue with that though. It's only 150 pages, so it should be pretty fast.

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                            • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                              Originally posted by MrRiley View Post
                              I must ask that someone here tries to prove to me, a person open to ideas, that the earth is flat, and then disprove that the earth is round. I spent all my years at school and college hearing that the earth is round and see no reason to think otherwise.
                              Hello and welcome to our friendly forum It would be great if you went to the Introduction forum and made an introduction thread, so we can all get to know you better.

                              As far as your question goes, did you bother to read previous pages of this thread, especially the first post?
                              God created fossils to test our faith.

                              * * *

                              My favorite LBC sermons:
                              True Christians are Perfect!
                              True Christian™ Love.
                              Salvation™ made Easy!
                              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                              God HATES Rational Thinking!
                              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                              • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                                Originally posted by MrRiley View Post
                                I spent all my years at school and college hearing that the earth is round and see no reason to think otherwise.
                                I very much doubt that this is what happened at school. As a matter of fact I am convinced that the map of earth hanging on the classroom wall was flat and rectangular. I am certain that all the maps of earth in your textbooks were flat and rectangular. This "round earth" you are talking about was never taught to you, it is all in your head. And if you don't believe me, here is some more proof of your dimwittedness: in the 20 years of your school and college classes they had to keep repeating to you what the shape of earth is, you never actually managed to learn it. Really, how stupid can you be?!

                                Just read the Bible and maybe God will help you with your learning difficulties.
                                Leviticus 26:15-16
                                And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

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