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  • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
    I'm assuming you're a bit crazy and determined to shoehorn the Bible into fitting whatever warped pseudo-science makes sense in your brain.
    I'm not trying to make the bible fit into any of my 'warped pseudo-science' I'm merely stating that the basic definitions of evolution and mutation occur in the bible. note basic not scientific.

    The finer details of your nonsense really don't matter because if God made us in His image then tinkered with us endlessly so we suddenly grew extra bits or less bits or different sized bits just to see if it worked out or not don't you think he'd have told us?
    Genesis 1:14
    And the LORD God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:

    although it's not written it is implied that before this the serpent did not move on it's belly (else it's not much of a punishment)

    and we've already discussed God creating the different races of man so where hasn't he told us this?


    By the way, where did you get your definition of mutation from?



    Your pet scientists think it's the above (whatever that's supposed to mean!)
    Like I said basic definition.

    You seem to think it's more like God is playing at rewriting the X men or something.

    Why not stop trying to imagine what it would be like if the world matched the inside of your head, accept the Bible for what it actually is and get out there and live your life like God says you should?
    Why are you so sure that the lord hasn't tinkered around with what he has made?

    Genesis 18:14
    Is any thing too hard for the LORD? At the time appointed I will return unto thee, according to the time of life, and Sarah shall have a son.

    admittedly this verse has little to do with evolution but the majority of Genesis 18 is God saying 'so what if sarah was barren and has hit her menopause she can have a child if I so wish.' My conclusion God can re-write nature whenever he pleases, especially evident by the first 8 words 'Is any thing too hard for the LORD?'

    Romans 1:20
    For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:

    why are you so quick to judge people who make observations about the invisible things of creation. Humans have the capacity to err so I don't believe 100% that darwins theory or any other theory has it correct but to say that it is totally incorrect and every living thing on earth has remained unchanged for 6000 years is to ignore the bible and the changes you can observe with you're own two eyes everyday.
    For those who pretend to know the will of God- Romans 1:21-23 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.

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    • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

      oh and I forgot one more point someone said that Adam and Eve were the first and not the only humans implying we could be descended from other humans, neglecting the obvious that the bible states were all descended from Noah, if we are not all descended from Adam then original sin holds no water Jesus becomes redundant and some of us should still be permitted to live in the garden of eden. Although it is safe to say that's all personal conjecture and God could of course operate on the 'once bitten, twice shy' principle and not allow any man into the garden of eden regardless of whether they are descended from Adam. Might also explain why some people have no understanding of good and evil, naturism and the ilk.
      For those who pretend to know the will of God- Romans 1:21-23 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.

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      • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

        Friend, who is Noah descended from?

        Imagine this, a catlick comes into your home on Christmas day, killing your entire family (all grandparents, parents, cousins, siblings and so on) in a massive bloody mess. Only you survive. Does not the family lineage, (ie, the lineage of Adam and Eve) still carry on?
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

          Yes. that was my point.

          so you agree that the Bible says we all come from a common ancestor?

          further to that as we all don't look the same, changes (or mutations) must have happened along the way. as has been pointed out alot of these changes are explained in the bible, and those that are not have not necessarily been disputed by the bible i.e., evolution is in the bible. maybe not Darwin's theory in it's entirety but the bible says that there has been evolution of at least (so far as I have read) Humans and serpents.
          For those who pretend to know the will of God- Romans 1:21-23 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.

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          • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

            Originally posted by Fencepost88 View Post
            Yes. that was my point.

            so you agree that the Bible says we all come from a common ancestor?

            further to that as we all don't look the same, changes (or mutations) must have happened along the way. as has been pointed out alot of these changes are explained in the bible, and those that are not have not necessarily been disputed by the bible i.e., evolution is in the bible. maybe not Darwin's theory in it's entirety but the bible says that there has been evolution of at least (so far as I have read) Humans and serpents.
            Aw come on.

            How many freaking times do we have to go over and over the point the Bible holds that "mutations" are curses from God for sin? Serious, we have to do this about every page in these threads because so called "rationalists" like you such lazy, incurious, Anime frapping addicted idiots to be bothered to read an intro to Creationism. I really don't care if you accept the Bible's explanation (which doubtlessly as kind of twit you are, you will now write an easy on your personal fee's fees about it) but it's not to much to ask that you know The Bible says that, you ignoramus.

            Really, you are getting to be waste of our time. Move it along or we will shut you up.

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            • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

              Originally posted by Fencepost88 View Post
              Yes. that was my point...
              That if you redefine words to mean what you want them to mean instead of meaning what the rest of humanity has agreed are the actual meanings, then anything you say can be "true"?

              Well, then, yes.

              (Please note in the sentence above I redefined "true" to mean "false". If this causes you any confusion then you're just too stupid to follow the conversation).

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              • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                Originally posted by Fencepost88 View Post
                Yes. that was my point.

                so you agree that the Bible says we all come from a common ancestor?

                further to that as we all don't look the same, changes (or mutations) must have happened along the way. as has been pointed out alot of these changes are explained in the bible, and those that are not have not necessarily been disputed by the bible i.e., evolution is in the bible. maybe not Darwin's theory in it's entirety but the bible says that there has been evolution of at least (so far as I have read) Humans and serpents.
                Of course, God created all of us. There is only one God so you are correct.

                There is no chance of eviloution, Adam and Eve (Noah too) were not apes. Like say 'pie in the sky'. You do not honestly beleive there is a steaming hot pie all sliced up waiting for you in the sky, do you?
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                  Originally posted by Fencepost88 View Post
                  Yes. that was my point.

                  so you agree that the Bible says we all come from a common ancestor?

                  further to that as we all don't look the same, changes (or mutations) must have happened along the way. as has been pointed out alot of these changes are explained in the bible, and those that are not have not necessarily been disputed by the bible i.e., evolution is in the bible. maybe not Darwin's theory in it's entirety but the bible says that there has been evolution of at least (so far as I have read) Humans and serpents.
                  So, my kids all look a little different because they are MUTANTS?



                  Too much X-Men, son. Waaaaaay too much.

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                  • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                    Originally posted by Fencepost88 View Post
                    so you agree that the Bible says we all come from a common ancestor?
                    Do you think you've achieved something????

                    We have never disputed what The Bible teaches: that we are all descended from Adam.

                    For the literacy-challenged “we are all descended from Adam” and “Adam was our common ancestor” both mean the same thing.

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                    • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                      Mitza,
                      He thinks that that gives credence to the idea that therefore our common ancestor that God neglected to mention was some fish and then, if you go back far enough, some slime.
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                      • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                        Of course, God created all of us. There is only one God so you are correct.

                        There is no chance of eviloution, Adam and Eve (Noah too) were not apes. Like say 'pie in the sky'. You do not honestly beleive there is a steaming hot pie all sliced up waiting for you in the sky, do you?
                        1. I never said they were apes
                        2. The commonly held opinion of evolution is not that we are descended from apes but that we share a common ancestor with apes.
                        3. to say there is no chance of something happening is to completely misunderstand the meaning of chance.

                        Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                        So, my kids all look a little different because they are MUTANTS?



                        Too much X-Men, son. Waaaaaay too much.

                        YiC,

                        Zech
                        your kids look a little different because there is variation in their ancestry. i.e., you and your wife are not exact clones of each other, neither were your childrens grandparents and so on. Mutations happened along the way. Being by Gods hand does not change the fact that it was a mutation. If I made a cup of coffee would you deny that alterations were made to the base ingredients just because it might somehow detract from the fact that I made it?

                        Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                        Do you think you've achieved something????

                        We have never disputed what The Bible teaches: that we are all descended from Adam.

                        For the literacy-challenged “we are all descended from Adam” and “Adam was our common ancestor” both mean the same thing.
                        Ok, someone did earlier, they said that Adam and Eve were the first and not the only humans implying there were other humans we could be descended from.

                        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                        Mitza,
                        He thinks that that gives credence to the idea that therefore our common ancestor that God neglected to mention was some fish and then, if you go back far enough, some slime.
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                        I think it gives credence to the idea that we are not God's original design of man, that is all, I am not trying to prove evolution right, I'm just curious as to why you're all so opposed to the idea when it is in the bible.

                        I think God will neglect to mention what he pleases. Do we have the right to know everything about his creation?

                        Genesis 1:26
                        And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

                        notice here how he 'neglects' to mention what his image is. You accuse me of making assumptions when I have not assumed anything, I refuse to make any kind of guess as to what the first man looked like but assuming he was an aryan caucasian is as bad as assuming he was a piece of slime.

                        And as you seem so kind to remind me of the same points over and over again, I do not believe Darwin's theory of evolution!
                        For those who pretend to know the will of God- Romans 1:21-23 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.

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                        • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                          Can you not all see that you CAN fit all this in with the Christian bible? All you need to do is see that the bible was NOT meant to be taken literally. They are stories about how to live your life. Disregarding science is ignorant, and anyone who tells you too is the real Satan.

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                          • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                            Originally posted by thworral View Post
                            ...All you need to do is see that the bible was NOT meant to be taken literally...
                            *sigh* So how do you tell which bits are true and which aren't?

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                            • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                              Originally posted by thworral View Post
                              Can you not all see that you CAN fit all this in with the Christian bible? All you need to do is see that the bible was NOT meant to be taken literally. They are stories about how to live your life. Disregarding science is ignorant, and anyone who tells you too is the real Satan.
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                              • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                                Originally posted by thworral View Post
                                ...the bible was NOT meant to be taken literally. They are stories about how to live your life...
                                Semantically null. Anything that tells you what to do is meant to be taken literally.
                                For those who pretend to know the will of God- Romans 1:21-23 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.

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