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  • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

    Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

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    • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

      Originally posted by AtheistPotsmoker View Post
      According to whom?

      Because the Bible says it's flat (how else could it have four corners? Isaiah 11:12, Revelation 7:1), and the science says that the Earth is an imperfect oblate spheroid.
      God created fossils to test our faith.

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      • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

        The Earth is an oblate spheroid. It is not a cube, pyramid, or even freaking flat.

        It also can't be hollow, or else the magnetic field of the earth will be lost and we'd get rekt by solar rays.

        How do we know this? Gravity pushes the stuff of the Earth into a sphere. The earth's gravity is too strong to let you fly off just by jumping. The earth's rotation makes it an oblate spheroid instead of a sphere.

        Also, if you go off longitude 180, you don't fall off the Earth.

        The four corners would be the north pole, the south pole, the intersection of the equator and the prime meridian, and the intersection of the equator and longitude 180.

        Also, here's a video of why the Earth is not flat.

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        • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

          Originally posted by Truenamer View Post
          The four corners would be the north pole, the south pole, the intersection of the equator and the prime meridian, and the intersection of the equator and longitude 180.


          Wait, what? I thought spheres did not have corners, that they were, you know, rounded?



          Besides, aren't the longitude divisions a bit too random/arbitrary (in other words: made up) to be considered "corners" of anything?
          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

            Originally posted by Basilissa View Post


            Wait, what? I thought spheres did not have corners, that they were, you know, rounded?



            Besides, aren't the longitude divisions a bit too random/arbitrary (in other words: made up) to be considered "corners" of anything?
            Yeah, but your God said there were four corners.

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            • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

              Originally posted by Truenamer View Post
              Yeah, but your God said there were four corners.
              Oh dear. Yes, He did say that, which means that earth is flat, because there are no corners on a sphere. Duh!
              God created fossils to test our faith.

              * * *

              My favorite LBC sermons:
              True Christians are Perfect!
              True Christian™ Love.
              Salvation™ made Easy!
              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
              God HATES Rational Thinking!
              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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              • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                Why don't these heathens realise that God can make a circle with corners if He wants to. He's God.
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
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                • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                  Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                  Why don't these heathens realise that God can make a circle with corners if He wants to. He's God.
                  God doesn't have to limit himself to three dimensions.

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                  • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                    Originally posted by Truenamer View Post
                    God doesn't have to limit himself to three dimensions.
                    Where are you getting this information from about God?

                    God quite clearly thought that a flat earth with a firmament to separate the waters above the firmament from the waters below the firmament was the way to make the Earth. He also thought that putting stars and the moon and sun as lights in the sky was the right thing to do. This is why He tells us all about this in the Bible.

                    Why you would choose to make stuff up that contradicts this is inexplicable unless you are working for the forces of darkness.
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                    • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                      Originally posted by Truenamer View Post
                      The Earth is an oblate spheroid. It is not a cube, pyramid, or even freaking flat.
                      False

                      Originally posted by Truenamer View Post
                      It also can't be hollow, or else the magnetic field of the earth will be lost and we'd get rekt by solar rays.
                      Not hollow. Very good. There may be hope for you yet.

                      Originally posted by Truenamer View Post
                      How do we know this? Gravity pushes the stuff of the Earth into a sphere. The earth's gravity is too strong to let you fly off just by jumping. The earth's rotation makes it an oblate spheroid instead of a sphere.
                      Stuff and nonsense. Gravity is a secularist word to explain Divine Pulling. Thinking they can remove God from the equation, secularists dupe the sinful and feeble minded into believing everything is squashed together because that's what happens in space - things like rocks and dirt and trees flying around are somehow attracted to each other and compress. Even my young children know how absurd this is. As I teach my children to think critically (not what to think, but how to think), we put these claims to the test. For science, we pour a little pile of baby powder in the palms of our hands and blow. Unsurprisingly, no little planets or even floating spheres are created. You won't get this kind of comprehensive, objective science in school. Thank God (literally) for home education.

                      Originally posted by Truenamer View Post
                      Also, if you go off longitude 180, you don't fall off the Earth.

                      The four corners would be the north pole, the south pole, the intersection of the equator and the prime meridian, and the intersection of the equator and longitude 180.
                      Latitude and Longitude are man made concepts. You might as well divide the earth up in pizza pie shape, or puzzle pieces shape, or in the image of a giant stained-glass window for the Sweet Redeemer Jesus to see from His throne on high. No one will fall off anything unless the LORD Himself decides it will be so (Lamentations 3:37).

                      The thing is, God didn't consult you In The Beginning, and you have no authority to question His Infinite Wisdom. As He told Job (you remember, the guy who was lovingly chosen to play the part of the pawn between God and Lucifer to see how devoted God's people are to Him):
                      Who do you think you are to question an Omnipotent God? What kind of hubris do you possess to think you know better?


                      Where wast thou when I laid the foundations of the earth?
                      declare, if thou hast understanding.

                      Who hath laid the measures thereof, if thou knowest?
                      or who hath stretched the line upon it?

                      Whereupon are the foundations thereof fastened?
                      or who laid the corner stone thereof;

                      When the morning stars sang together,
                      and all the sons of God shouted for joy?

                      Job 38:4-7


                      Originally posted by Truenamer View Post
                      Also, here's a video of why the Earth is not flat.

                      And here's a video showing even an negro can grasp the fact the earth is flat.

                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                        I was in one of the kitchens this morning, and I decided to conduct an experiment. Using the round earth hypothesis, I took an orange and an oyster cracker. I sat the orange on the counter, placed the cracker atop it, and spun the orange.

                        Imagine my lack of surprise when the oyster cracker flew right off. See, this wild 'round spinning earth' hypothesis can't withstand even the most rudimentary of experiments. Next I placed the orange in the microwave. Within mere minutes it ruptured and left a sticky mess for the second floor maids to clean up.

                        Why would I do this, you ask? Because the cult of scientism also claims that the earth revolves around a ball of flaming radiation, but if the sun were really radioactive, the earth would explode just like the orange did.
                        Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                        • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                          There are pictures of Earth from Space showing that it isn't flat.

                          There is photographic evidence of the Earth being round.

                          Here is one of such pictures:



                          See the curve? ROUND. Not flat.

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                          • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                            Originally posted by Truenamer View Post
                            There are pictures of Earth from Space showing that it isn't flat.

                            There is photographic evidence of the Earth being round.

                            Here is one of such pictures:


                            See the curve? ROUND. Not flat.
                            I see nothing but a liberal lie.
                            Job 38:11 And said, Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further: and here shall thy proud waves be stayed.

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                            • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                              Originally posted by Truenamer View Post
                              There are pictures of Earth from Space showing that it isn't flat.

                              There is photographic evidence of the Earth being round.

                              Here is one of such pictures:

                              See the curve? ROUND. Not flat.

                              Here I present photographic evidence of the fictional Moon Pandora that is also "round". In addition, this computer-generated image is of much better quality and more interesting than your attempt.



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                              • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                                I'd also like to point out the Earth is 4.54 billion years old, not 6000. Also, the Sun is around 5 billion years old and not 3 days younger than the Earth.

                                Also, doesn't the Sun need to be there for night and day to exist (and the Earth not be tidally locked)?

                                Here are a list of things the Earth isn't:

                                Flat
                                6000 years old
                                Hollow
                                Cube-shaped
                                Separate from Space (there is an atmosphere that makes it not space though)
                                Created purely by God-power (there was matter that clumped into a solar system)
                                Held up by a turtle
                                Being invaded by UFOs
                                A hologram
                                Being plunged into darkness
                                In the Realm of the Faerie
                                Destroyed by 2012

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