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  • MitzaLizalor
    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2010
    • 14440

    #61
    Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

    Originally posted by andreas.karlssson View Post
    And this WHAT THE piffle? How can God know what the baby will do in the future?
    Knowing what demonic babies will do is a subset of knowing all things I John 3:20

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    • Redeemed Papist
      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2011
      • 10409

      #62
      Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

      Originally posted by andreas.karlssson View Post
      And this WHAT THE piffle? How can God know what the baby will do in the future? it's "proven" even in the bible that God doesnt know what the humans will do in the future(noahs piffleing ark? herpaderp!)

      You guys really should get of the internet, you really dont make God look good, you guys are promoting Satan way to much..
      Got any scripture to back up God not knowing the future, sonny? Thought you scientists were keen on evidence.

      As for "making God look good" it's not our task to make God "look" anything. There's been far too much happy clappy politically correct sanitising of God's word as it is. Can't handle God as He actually is? Then get on board the hell train and quit your whining, boy!
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      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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      • Dutch Girl
        Unsaved trash - God mocking whore
        • Nov 2010
        • 283

        #63
        Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
        Got any scripture to back up God not knowing the future, sonny?
        Perhaps you should do some Bible reading!

        If God would know the future, then why does he sometimes change his mind?

        Jeremiah 18:7-10

        7 At what instant I shall speak concerning a nation, and concerning a kingdom, to pluck up, and to pull down, and to destroy it;

        8 If that nation, against whom I have pronounced, turn from their evil, I will repent of the evil that I thought to do unto them.

        9 And at what instant I shall speak concerning a nation, and concerning a kingdom, to build and to plant it;

        10 If it do evil in my sight, that it obey not my voice, then I will repent of the good, wherewith I said I would benefit them.

        2 Kings 20:1-6

        1 In those days was Hezekiah sick unto death. And the prophet Isaiah the son of Amoz came to him, and said unto him, Thus saith the LORD, Set thine house in order; for thou shalt die, and not live.

        2 Then he turned his face to the wall, and prayed unto the LORD, saying,

        3 I beseech thee, O LORD, remember now how I have walked before thee in truth and with a perfect heart, and have done that which is good in thy sight. And Hezekiah wept sore.

        4 And it came to pass, afore Isaiah was gone out into the middle court, that the word of the LORD came to him, saying,

        5 Turn again, and tell Hezekiah the captain of my people, Thus saith the LORD, the God of David thy father, I have heard thy prayer, I have seen thy tears: behold, I will heal thee: on the third day thou shalt go up unto the house of the LORD.

        6 And I will add unto thy days fifteen years; and I will deliver thee and this city out of the hand of the king of Assyria; and I will defend this city for mine own sake, and for my servant David's sake.


        Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

        - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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        • One True Religion
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Sep 2011
          • 195

          #64
          Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

          Originally posted by Dutch Girl View Post
          Perhaps you should do some Bible reading!

          If God would know the future, then why does he sometimes change his mind?

          Jeremiah 18:7-10

          7 At what instant I shall speak concerning a nation, and concerning a kingdom, to pluck up, and to pull down, and to destroy it;

          8 If that nation, against whom I have pronounced, turn from their evil, I will repent of the evil that I thought to do unto them.

          9 And at what instant I shall speak concerning a nation, and concerning a kingdom, to build and to plant it;

          10 If it do evil in my sight, that it obey not my voice, then I will repent of the good, wherewith I said I would benefit them.

          2 Kings 20:1-6

          1 In those days was Hezekiah sick unto death. And the prophet Isaiah the son of Amoz came to him, and said unto him, Thus saith the LORD, Set thine house in order; for thou shalt die, and not live.

          2 Then he turned his face to the wall, and prayed unto the LORD, saying,

          3 I beseech thee, O LORD, remember now how I have walked before thee in truth and with a perfect heart, and have done that which is good in thy sight. And Hezekiah wept sore.

          4 And it came to pass, afore Isaiah was gone out into the middle court, that the word of the LORD came to him, saying,

          5 Turn again, and tell Hezekiah the captain of my people, Thus saith the LORD, the God of David thy father, I have heard thy prayer, I have seen thy tears: behold, I will heal thee: on the third day thou shalt go up unto the house of the LORD.

          6 And I will add unto thy days fifteen years; and I will deliver thee and this city out of the hand of the king of Assyria; and I will defend this city for mine own sake, and for my servant David's sake.
          Dear me, my poor girl, it is not enough to quote biblical passages randomly you must also consider how they apply to what you are saying. Keep reading though my little creature, through the Lord's words in the KJV shall you gain Salvation. If you have no Husband or Father to help instruct you feel free to seek my sage advice.

          Shout Glory!
          Matthew 23:33 Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22892

            #65
            Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

            Originally posted by Dutch Girl View Post
            If God would know the future, then why does he sometimes change his mind?

            Jeremiah 18:7-10
            These are what is known in American grammar as “If…then…” conditional clauses, but you would not know that because you speak a language that sounds like a throat complaint and must have been only one place above Finnish when God was giving out tongues at Babel.

            God is foretelling what will happen if you do or do not repent. He knows who will do that, so He is predicting the future by telling you the Rules
            2 Kings 20:1-6 1 In those days was Hezekiah sick unto death. And the prophet Isaiah the son of Amoz came to him, and said unto him, Thus saith the LORD, Set thine house in order; for thou shalt die, and not live.[…]
            6 And I will add unto thy days fifteen years; and I will deliver thee and this city out of the hand of the king of Assyria; and I will defend this city for mine own sake, and for my servant David's sake.
            M't:7:7: Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:

            You would whine if God did not listen, now you whine when He does! Sometimes I think there is no pleasing you!
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            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2006
              • 12414

              #66
              Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

              Originally posted by andreas.karlssson View Post
              I can't stand though is when retards like you try to trashtalk all the work scientists over hundreds of years have worked on! Stop hating on the scientists!
              Yet you have no problem "trash talking" all the work that theologians have done over thousands of years! Stop hating on the theologians, you filthy hypocrite!


              (And by the way, Darwin's THEORY of EVILution is just over 150 years old. So it's not quite "hundreds" of years. )
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              • andreas.karlssson
                Unsaved trash, rabid eskimo
                • Sep 2011
                • 100

                #67
                Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

                Yes evolution was the first science that was there. duh! And I don't hate on theologists work(not that its much, translate a book and let everyone decide for them self what it means^^), i hate on racist people that use religion as an excuse for murder, like you guys


                And why the personal insults Ezekiel Bathfire? Why can't you speak perfect hebrew or latin? I mean, the bible weren't written in english so obviously you should learn that language as well Im happy with my english knowledge, i fully understand people speaking it and thats what I want when it comes to that.

                Also, why are you using science every friggin day and then spit on the inventors of it? Just cant understand how you can have such double standards!
                Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                • MitzaLizalor
                  Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 14440

                  #68
                  Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

                  Originally posted by andreas.karlssson View Post
                  Yes evolution was the first science that was there.
                  do you mean the first science described by humans (probably "physics" in the matter of banging heads with different sized rocks)
                  or the first "scientific" processes operating in "the universe" regardless of whether anyone had described them or not (definitely "physics" in your "big bang" model - I assume that is what you use if you think that evolution is a "reality")

                  your post was not clear

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