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  • Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

    Originally posted by {Anna} View Post
    Yes I shown you evidence but
    and it innt just roks there is more
    but nobody nobody here cares
    so there is no point in presenting more evidence
    But your not presenting any evidence. You're just stating facts.

    You can prove anything with facts: don't be so naive.

    YIC
    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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    • Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

      Everyone knows that Noah's ark isn't meant to be taken literally. I mean, the bible authors didn't know about kangaroos or sloths or Galapagos marine iguanas.

      This doesn't mean God's not a loving and wondrous source of love and wonder and happiness, though.
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      Proverbs 31:26 She opens her mouth with wisdom, and the teaching of kindness is on her tongue.

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      • Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

        Originally posted by Rev. Waynetta Kerr View Post
        Everyone knows that Noah's ark isn't meant to be taken literally. I mean, the bible authors didn't know about kangaroos or sloths or Galapagos marine iguanas.

        This doesn't mean God's not a loving and wondrous source of love and wonder and happiness, though.
        Everyone doesn't know this, you vile perverted witch. Kindly show us where in the KJV Bible it says that the story of Noah is a fable rather than a literal, historical event.

        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

          Originally posted by Rev. Waynetta Kerr View Post
          Everyone knows that Noah's ark isn't meant to be taken literally. I mean, the bible authors didn't know about kangaroos or sloths or Galapagos marine iguanas.

          This doesn't mean God's not a loving and wondrous source of love and wonder and happiness, though.
          Mark my word, you are not going to find God a loving and wonderous source of love and happiness. God is angry that you have allowed Satan to influence you thinking as to the factual accuracy of His Bible.

          If you want to see a loving and wonderous God, forget whatever group you are with and join the True Christians™ at Landover Baptist.
          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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          • Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Everyone doesn't know this, you vile perverted witch. Kindly show us where in the KJV Bible it says that the story of Noah is a fable rather than a literal, historical event.
            aaaah, Pastor. Ever the voice of Christian love. I've just got back from a fascinating trip to the Congo. The Christian women there are on an equal footing with the men, for starters.

            We had many talks about things like "Did Noah's Ark exist?" and ""Was Christ truly resurrected bodily?" and "Which bits of the bible are clearly wrong so we can stop believing in those because people will just think we're silly?"

            They have an ancient culture and just found it ridiculous that God would kill everyone and that a world flood was even possible. I found myself agreeing with them more than I disagreed. They have opened my eyes to what God really is.

            Since my return many of my parishioners have come to understand God in the same way. He is a force of nature...

            Open your heart and it's easy to see which bits of the bible are just wrong. Jesus was, after all, a great man and His words must have been twisted, wherever they seem vile or hateful. The God I love and the Jesus I pray to is kind and open to negotiation over what is right for this day and age. I hope that helps.
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            Proverbs 31:26 She opens her mouth with wisdom, and the teaching of kindness is on her tongue.

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            • Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

              Originally posted by Rev. Waynetta Kerr View Post
              aaaah, Pastor. Ever the voice of Christian love. I've just got back from a fascinating trip to the Congo. The Christian women there are on an equal footing with the men, for starters.

              We had many talks about things like "Did Noah's Ark exist?" and ""Was Christ truly resurrected bodily?" and "Which bits of the bible are clearly wrong so we can stop believing in those because people will just think we're silly?"

              They have an ancient culture and just found it ridiculous that God would kill everyone and that a world flood was even possible. I found myself agreeing with them more than I disagreed. They have opened my eyes to what God really is.

              Since my return many of my parishioners have come to understand God in the same way. He is a force of nature...

              Open your heart and it's easy to see which bits of the bible are just wrong. Jesus was, after all, a great man and His words must have been twisted, wherever they seem vile or hateful. The God I love and the Jesus I pray to is kind and open to negotiation over what is right for this day and age. I hope that helps.
              Oh yeah, you sad bean flicker. How exactly do you decide which bits God really meant for sure?
              Revelation 22:19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.

              You're going to Hell for what you did, but I suppose this is one of the bits God didn't mean, according to you. You people make me sick just making up your own version of God inside your heads then claiming it's the same God other people are worshipping. You all do it - but oddly enough this God of yours just tells you stuff that agrees with how you think. Ever wondered about that? How God constantly changes His mind based on what you choose to believe in this week...

              The Bible is as true now as it ever was, and the Bible tells me so!
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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              • Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

                Originally posted by Rev. Waynetta Kerr View Post
                Everyone knows that Noah's ark isn't meant to be taken literally. I mean, the bible authors didn't know about kangaroos or sloths or Galapagos marine iguanas.

                This doesn't mean God's not a loving and wondrous source of love and wonder and happiness, though.

                Yes I am saying that Bible isn't meant to be taken literally
                it is religious book about morality,ethics,religious laws etc.
                but not not history book to be taken literally
                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                • Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

                  Originally posted by {Anna} View Post
                  Yes I am saying that Bible isn't meant to be taken literally
                  it is religious book about morality,ethics,religious laws etc.
                  but not not history book to be taken literally
                  Do you take the Ressurection as literal? What concistant rule do you use to decide what if litteral or not?

                  YIC
                  1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                  Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                  Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                  • Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

                    Originally posted by {Anna} View Post
                    Yes I am saying that Bible isn't meant to be taken literally
                    it is religious book about morality,ethics,religious laws etc.
                    but not not history book to be taken literally
                    So which laws do we take literally? How do we tell if we have picked the right ones?
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                    • Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

                      Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                      So which laws do we take literally? How do we tell if we have picked the right ones?
                      I didn't mean laws
                      I mean stories like Great flood are not to meant taken literally
                      Which laws of your religion you follow is not my problem
                      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                      abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                      • Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

                        Originally posted by {Anna} View Post
                        I didn't mean laws
                        I mean stories like Great flood are not to meant taken literally
                        Which laws of your religion you follow is not my problem
                        Is the Resurection of Christ literal or not?
                        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                        • Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

                          Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                          Is the Resurection of Christ literal or not?
                          Depends from a viewpoint
                          If sombady is Crtstian then literal
                          I belive he was a great sage and saint
                          But that is it
                          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                          abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                          • Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

                            Originally posted by {Anna} View Post
                            Depends from a viewpoint
                            If sombady is Crtstian then literal
                            I belive he was a great sage and saint
                            But that is it
                            How do you define saint?
                            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                            • Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

                              Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                              How do you define saint?
                              Someone who is highly advanced spiritual person,a wise man
                              Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                              abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                              • Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

                                Originally posted by {Anna} View Post
                                Someone who is highly advanced spiritual person,a wise man
                                Advanced in whose eyes?
                                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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