[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

Yes I shown you evidence but
and it innt just roks there is more
but nobody nobody here cares
so there is no point in presenting more evidence

But your not presenting any evidence. You're just stating facts.

You can prove anything with facts: don't be so naive.

YIC

[Rev. Waynetta Kerr]

Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

Everyone knows that Noah's ark isn't meant to be taken literally. I mean, the bible authors didn't know about kangaroos or sloths or Galapagos marine iguanas.

This doesn't mean God's not a loving and wondrous source of love and wonder and happiness, though.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

Everyone knows that Noah's ark isn't meant to be taken literally. I mean, the bible authors didn't know about kangaroos or sloths or Galapagos marine iguanas.

This doesn't mean God's not a loving and wondrous source of love and wonder and happiness, though.

Everyone doesn't know this, you vile perverted witch. Kindly show us where in the KJV Bible it says that the story of Noah is a fable rather than a literal, historical event.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

Everyone knows that Noah's ark isn't meant to be taken literally. I mean, the bible authors didn't know about kangaroos or sloths or Galapagos marine iguanas.

This doesn't mean God's not a loving and wondrous source of love and wonder and happiness, though.

Mark my word, you are not going to find God a loving and wonderous source of love and happiness. God is angry that you have allowed Satan to influence you thinking as to the factual accuracy of His Bible.

If you want to see a loving and wonderous God, forget whatever group you are with and join the True Christians™ at Landover Baptist.

[Rev. Waynetta Kerr]

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Everyone doesn't know this, you vile perverted witch. Kindly show us where in the KJV Bible it says that the story of Noah is a fable rather than a literal, historical event.

aaaah, Pastor. Ever the voice of Christian love. I've just got back from a fascinating trip to the Congo. The Christian women there are on an equal footing with the men, for starters.

We had many talks about things like "Did Noah's Ark exist?" and ""Was Christ truly resurrected bodily?" and "Which bits of the bible are clearly wrong so we can stop believing in those because people will just think we're silly?"

They have an ancient culture and just found it ridiculous that God would kill everyone and that a world flood was even possible. I found myself agreeing with them more than I disagreed. They have opened my eyes to what God really is.

Since my return many of my parishioners have come to understand God in the same way. He is a force of nature...

Open your heart and it's easy to see which bits of the bible are just wrong. Jesus was, after all, a great man and His words must have been twisted, wherever they seem vile or hateful. The God I love and the Jesus I pray to is kind and open to negotiation over what is right for this day and age. I hope that helps.

[Redeemed Papist]

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aaaah, Pastor. Ever the voice of Christian love. I've just got back from a fascinating trip to the Congo. The Christian women there are on an equal footing with the men, for starters.

We had many talks about things like "Did Noah's Ark exist?" and ""Was Christ truly resurrected bodily?" and "Which bits of the bible are clearly wrong so we can stop believing in those because people will just think we're silly?"

They have an ancient culture and just found it ridiculous that God would kill everyone and that a world flood was even possible. I found myself agreeing with them more than I disagreed. They have opened my eyes to what God really is.

Since my return many of my parishioners have come to understand God in the same way. He is a force of nature...

Open your heart and it's easy to see which bits of the bible are just wrong. Jesus was, after all, a great man and His words must have been twisted, wherever they seem vile or hateful. The God I love and the Jesus I pray to is kind and open to negotiation over what is right for this day and age. I hope that helps.

Oh yeah, you sad bean flicker. How exactly do you decide which bits God really meant for sure?

Revelation 22:19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.

You're going to Hell for what you did, but I suppose this is one of the bits God didn't mean, according to you. You people make me sick just making up your own version of God inside your heads then claiming it's the same God other people are worshipping. You all do it - but oddly enough this God of yours just tells you stuff that agrees with how you think. Ever wondered about that? How God constantly changes His mind based on what you choose to believe in this week...

The Bible is as true now as it ever was, and the Bible tells me so!

[{Anna}]

Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

Everyone knows that Noah's ark isn't meant to be taken literally. I mean, the bible authors didn't know about kangaroos or sloths or Galapagos marine iguanas.

This doesn't mean God's not a loving and wondrous source of love and wonder and happiness, though.

Yes I am saying that Bible isn't meant to be taken literally
it is religious book about morality,ethics,religious laws etc.
but not not history book to be taken literally

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

Yes I am saying that Bible isn't meant to be taken literally
it is religious book about morality,ethics,religious laws etc.
but not not history book to be taken literally

Do you take the Ressurection as literal? What concistant rule do you use to decide what if litteral or not?

YIC

[Redeemed Papist]

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Yes I am saying that Bible isn't meant to be taken literally
it is religious book about morality,ethics,religious laws etc.
but not not history book to be taken literally

So which laws do we take literally? How do we tell if we have picked the right ones?

[{Anna}]

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So which laws do we take literally? How do we tell if we have picked the right ones?

I didn't mean laws
I mean stories like Great flood are not to meant taken literally
Which laws of your religion you follow is not my problem

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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I didn't mean laws
I mean stories like Great flood are not to meant taken literally
Which laws of your religion you follow is not my problem

Is the Resurection of Christ literal or not?

[{Anna}]

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Is the Resurection of Christ literal or not?

Depends from a viewpoint
If sombady is Crtstian then literal
I belive he was a great sage and saint
But that is it

[Levi Jones]

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Depends from a viewpoint
If sombady is Crtstian then literal
I belive he was a great sage and saint
But that is it

How do you define saint?

[{Anna}]

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How do you define saint?

Someone who is highly advanced spiritual person,a wise man

[Levi Jones]

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Someone who is highly advanced spiritual person,a wise man

Advanced in whose eyes?