Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!
I had some atheist preacher start going on at me the other day about beaches as if this disproves the story. Apparently beaches are full of stuff living just under the sand that needs it to be wet and dry twice a day with seawater and for that seawater to wash food onto the beach for them to eat. This is the tides. Tides come in, tides go out; we all know that. They say that all of them would have drowned and Noah would have had to go to all the beaches in all the world personally to collect these creatures that are unique to the beaches they live on then go back and replace them because they can't walk, fly or swim.
Well I went down onto a beach with him and there wasn't a critter to be seen. He went quite red and started spluttering when I told him this and started muttering under his breath. I think it might have been a prayer to the Devil.
Anyways, he then said that they live under the sand, so I started to dig. The sand got wetter as I went down, but no critters! You know what he said next? "They can sense you digging and move away from you. It's an adaptation to avoid predators." Yeah, that's right folks. Beach wolves exist according to this loon. All sounds a bit too convenient and like he's making it up as he goes along then coming up with excuse after excuse when there's no evidence? Yup, did to me, too.
So, friends, non-existent creatures living in dead sand prove the Bible is a lie.
I just left him on the beach holding a handful of sea shells and yelling about them being proof. They wash up on beaches all the time, any fool knows that...
I had some atheist preacher start going on at me the other day about beaches as if this disproves the story. Apparently beaches are full of stuff living just under the sand that needs it to be wet and dry twice a day with seawater and for that seawater to wash food onto the beach for them to eat. This is the tides. Tides come in, tides go out; we all know that. They say that all of them would have drowned and Noah would have had to go to all the beaches in all the world personally to collect these creatures that are unique to the beaches they live on then go back and replace them because they can't walk, fly or swim.
Well I went down onto a beach with him and there wasn't a critter to be seen. He went quite red and started spluttering when I told him this and started muttering under his breath. I think it might have been a prayer to the Devil.
Anyways, he then said that they live under the sand, so I started to dig. The sand got wetter as I went down, but no critters! You know what he said next? "They can sense you digging and move away from you. It's an adaptation to avoid predators." Yeah, that's right folks. Beach wolves exist according to this loon. All sounds a bit too convenient and like he's making it up as he goes along then coming up with excuse after excuse when there's no evidence? Yup, did to me, too.
So, friends, non-existent creatures living in dead sand prove the Bible is a lie.
I just left him on the beach holding a handful of sea shells and yelling about them being proof. They wash up on beaches all the time, any fool knows that...



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