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  • #31
    Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

    I had some atheist preacher start going on at me the other day about beaches as if this disproves the story. Apparently beaches are full of stuff living just under the sand that needs it to be wet and dry twice a day with seawater and for that seawater to wash food onto the beach for them to eat. This is the tides. Tides come in, tides go out; we all know that. They say that all of them would have drowned and Noah would have had to go to all the beaches in all the world personally to collect these creatures that are unique to the beaches they live on then go back and replace them because they can't walk, fly or swim.

    Well I went down onto a beach with him and there wasn't a critter to be seen. He went quite red and started spluttering when I told him this and started muttering under his breath. I think it might have been a prayer to the Devil.

    Anyways, he then said that they live under the sand, so I started to dig. The sand got wetter as I went down, but no critters! You know what he said next? "They can sense you digging and move away from you. It's an adaptation to avoid predators." Yeah, that's right folks. Beach wolves exist according to this loon. All sounds a bit too convenient and like he's making it up as he goes along then coming up with excuse after excuse when there's no evidence? Yup, did to me, too.

    So, friends, non-existent creatures living in dead sand prove the Bible is a lie.

    I just left him on the beach holding a handful of sea shells and yelling about them being proof. They wash up on beaches all the time, any fool knows that...
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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    • #32
      Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

      Here's all the proof you need. The ark has been found exactly where the Qur'an said it would be. As you would expect, the Bible was wrong about it's location being Mt Ararat.



      Article.

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      • #33
        Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

        The kooran is of satan. Everyone knows it. I wouldn't believe the kooran if it said the sky was blue.

        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #34
          Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          The kooran is of satan. Everyone knows it. I wouldn't believe the kooran if it said the sky was blue.
          There are no errors in the Qur’an. There is always an explanation. That video asks, “Who was the first Muslim – Moses (pigs be upon him) or Muhammad (pigs be upon him)?” If you mean the first Muslim ever, it was Adam. But Moses (pigs be upon him) was the first Israelite to believe, as Muhammad (pigs be upon him) was the first among his own people to believe. No contradiction there. The Bible however is full of errors.

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          • #35
            Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

            Originally posted by Izmael ibn Ibrahim View Post
            There are no errors in the Qur’an. There is always an explanation. That video asks, “Who was the first Muslim – Moses (pigs be upon him) or Muhammad (pigs be upon him)?” If you mean the first Muslim ever, it was Adam. But Moses (pigs be upon him) was the first Israelite to believe, as Muhammad (pigs be upon him) was the first among his own people to believe. No contradiction there. The Bible however is full of errors.
            Get lost, Abdul. You can't just go around saying that there are errors in the Bible and expect people to just suck it up and agree, then run away to worship your moon god. I notice you haven't exactly shown these "errors" anywhere.

            Meanwhile your precious kooran is full of stupidity.

            71:1 Lo! We sent Noah unto his people (saying): Warn thy people ere the painful doom come unto them. 71:2 He said: O my people! Lo! I am a plain warner unto you 71:3 (Bidding you): Serve Allah and keep your duty unto Him and obey me, 71:4 That He may forgive you somewhat of your sins and respite you to an appointed term. Lo! the term of Allah, when it cometh, cannot be delayed, if ye but knew. 71:5 He said: My Lord! Lo! I have called unto my people night and day 71:6 But all my calling doth but add to their repugnance; 71:7 And lo! whenever I call unto them that Thou mayst pardon them they thrust their fingers in their ears and cover themselves with their garments and persist (in their refusal) and magnify themselves in pride. 71:8 And lo! I have called unto them aloud, 71:9 And lo! I have made public proclamation unto them, and I have appealed to them in private. 71:10 And I have said: Seek pardon of your Lord. Lo! He was ever Forgiving.
            Yet a careful look at the facts shows that Noah did not at any time warn any of the people to seek safety or to try to repent. He just got on with building the Ark as God commanded and that God never ever had any intention of leaving anyone alive except Noah and his family.
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            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
            The truth about volcanos
            Sex and debauchery in public schools
            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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            • #36
              Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

              How did Noah fit all of amimals of world on ship
              Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
              abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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              • #37
                Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

                Originally posted by {Anna} View Post
                How did Noah fit all of amimals of world on ship
                Read the Bible. He did it in twos.
                Are you really so stupid as to not know that a man, instructed by God, would not build a large enough ship? How big do you think a baby elephant is? An ant?
                Genesis 7:9
                There went in two and two unto Noah into the ark, the male and the female, as God had commanded Noah.

                Biblical Passages: Gen. 6-8; Matt. 24:37,38; Lk. 17:26,27; I Pet. 3:20;II Pet. 2:5.
                The instructions for design are given in Gen. 6:14ff
                With the shorter cubit the Ark would have an internal volume of 1,518,750 cubic feet, or the equivalent of 569 standard railroad boxcars. If the average sized animal was the size of a sheep it means the Ark could hold over 125,000 sheep. (Assuming the shape of the Ark to be rectangular there would have been over 100,000 sq. ft of floor space!)
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • #38
                  Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

                  Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                  Read the Bible. He did it in twos.
                  Are you really so stupid as to not know that a man, instructed by God, would not build a large enough ship? How big do you think a baby elephant is? An ant?
                  Genesis 7:9
                  There went in two and two unto Noah into the ark, the male and the female, as God had commanded Noah.

                  Biblical Passages: Gen. 6-8; Matt. 24:37,38; Lk. 17:26,27; I Pet. 3:20;II Pet. 2:5.
                  The instructions for design are given in Gen. 6:14ff
                  With the shorter cubit the Ark would have an internal volume of 1,518,750 cubic feet, or the equivalent of 569 standard railroad boxcars. If the average sized animal was the size of a sheep it means the Ark could hold over 125,000 sheep. (Assuming the shape of the Ark to be rectangular there would have been over 100,000 sq. ft of floor space!)
                  Stil:
                  what did animals eat(anpesaly carnivores)?
                  How did some species senzitive to temperature temperature changes survived?
                  How did he get al the got two of each animal fro all of world?
                  What abaut fish?
                  and more.....
                  Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                  abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                  • #39
                    Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

                    Originally posted by {Anna} View Post
                    Stil:
                    what did animals eat(anpesaly carnivores)?
                    How did some species senzitive to temperature temperature changes survived?
                    How did he get al the got two of each animal fro all of world?
                    What abaut fish?
                    and more.....
                    Don't be fooled of apparent flaws the Ark might of had.: John 7:24

                    God must've made it work, with some kind of divine technique we perhaps might not understand: Psalm 147:5

                    Noah's Ark was a reality.

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                    • #40
                      Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

                      Originally posted by {Anna} View Post
                      Stil:
                      what did animals eat(anpesaly carnivores)?
                      How did some species senzitive to temperature temperature changes survived?
                      How did he get al the got two of each animal fro all of world?
                      What abaut fish?
                      and more.....
                      Fish swim in water, silly.
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                      Comment


                      • #41
                        Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

                        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                        Fish swim in water, silly.
                        Let me use your logic
                        In Bible it is writen that he took all of animals with him
                        Fishes are also animals.....
                        That is just one question
                        What did animals eat(anpesaly carnivores)?
                        How did some species senzitive to temperature temperature changes survived?
                        How did he get al the got two of each animal from all of world?
                        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                        abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                        • #42
                          Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

                          Originally posted by {Anna} View Post
                          Let me use your logic
                          In Bible it is writen that he took all of animals with him
                          Fishes are also animals.....
                          That is just one question
                          What did animals eat(anpesaly carnivores)?
                          How did some species senzitive to temperature temperature changes survived?
                          How did he get al the got two of each animal from all of world?
                          Originally posted by Thumbs Up View Post
                          Don't be fooled of apparent flaws the Ark might of had.: John 7:24

                          God must've made it work, with some kind of divine technique we perhaps might not understand: Psalm 147:5

                          Noah's Ark was a reality.

                          God did it all. Are your doubting his omnipotent capabilities?

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                          • #43
                            Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

                            Originally posted by Thumbs Up View Post
                            God must've made it work, with some kind of divine technique we perhaps might not understand: Psalm 147:5
                            Indeed. Why it's simply Blasphemy to suggest He lied about it, like some single bachelor in a dank and smelly bar trying to impress a "hot date" for the night (or an hour). If the good LORD can create plants to convert light energy captured from the sun into chemical energy that can be used to fuel (photosynthesis) before He created the very sun (Genesis 1:11-19), He can certainly figure out where animals fit on the ark, provide adequately circulating air, provide waste removal, and not allow bacterial or viral infections to overwhelm the only living animals for lo those many months on the high seas.

                            Originally posted by Thumbs Up View Post
                            Noah's Ark was a reality.
                            Quoted for truth, dear.
                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • #44
                              Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

                              Originally posted by Thumbs Up View Post
                              God did it all. Are your doubting his omnipotent capabilities?
                              So you don't know
                              I so surpriseed

                              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                              Indeed. Why it's simply Blasphemy to suggest He lied about it, like some single bachelor in a dank and smelly bar trying to impress a "hot date" for the night (or an hour). If the good LORD can create plants to convert light energy captured from the sun into chemical energy that can be used to fuel (photosynthesis) before He created the very sun (Genesis 1:11-19), He can certainly figure out where animals fit on the ark, provide adequately circulating air, provide waste removal, and not allow bacterial or viral infections to overwhelm the only living animals for lo those many months on the high seas.



                              Quoted for truth, dear.
                              Yes,creationisam-becoze a tribe of Irion-Age desert wanderers
                              knew more abaut Earth's origen then modern scentist do
                              Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                              abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                              • #45
                                Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

                                Originally posted by {Anna} View Post
                                So you don't know
                                I so surpriseed



                                Yes,creationisam-becoze a tribe of Irion-Age desert wanderers
                                knew more abaut Earth's origen then modern scentist do
                                Wait right there.

                                Are you calling God a tribe of -... ?It hurts me deeply on a spiritual level to quote that.

                                2 Timothy 3:16

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