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  • #16
    Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

    I just hope that I get to see the Arc one day. I know it is out there and if you say you know where it is, I would hope you would share with a fellow Christian like myself. I want to see the piece of the Arc.
    Not only does the Ark exist, but I've been to see it.

    I'm not allowed to say where it's kept.


    I even have a piece of it. Only a lucky few nubile young True Christian™ men have seen that.

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    • #17
      Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

      Originally posted by steva View Post
      I just hope that I get to see the Arc one day. I know it is out there and if you say you know where it is, I would hope you would share with a fellow Christian like myself. I want to see the piece of the Arc.
      Doubtful considering you don't know the difference between an arc and an Ark.
      PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

      Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

      Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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      • #18
        Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

        Originally posted by MentalHaze View Post
        Of course it's possible to build a ship 300 cubit long and 50 cubit long.
        But problem is that a ship that large isn't capable of carrying 2 animals of EVERY species. After all there are 62305 counted species of vertebrates.




        Of course Noah's arc might have excisted, but unless you give us it's location, it's excistance remains only a speculation.
        Again with the Atheist shift. Amazing dance that is.

        How many times have we all heard atheists claim that "it would have been impossible to build a boat that big"?
        I get 5 million results from Google.

        Now it's possible, but you couldn't get all of the animals on it....

        Matthew 19:26 But Jesus beheld them, and said unto them, With men this is impossible; but with God all things are possible
        PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

        Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

        Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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        • #19
          Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

          The animals were all part of the food chain, why did they not eat each other?
          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
          abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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          • #20
            Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

            Originally posted by Kostya View Post
            The animals were all part of the food chain, why did they not eat each other?
            Thru Jesus, all things are possible.

            Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

            And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • #21
              Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

              Originally posted by Kostya View Post
              The animals were all part of the food chain, why did they not eat each other?
              Since seven of many of the animals went in then it wouldn't have been a problem if a few of them got eaten.

              Genesis 7:2 Of every clean beast thou shalt take to thee by sevens, the male and his female: and of beasts that are not clean by two, the male and his female.

              YIC

              Jack
              Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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              I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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              • #22
                Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

                Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                Since seven of many of the animals went in then it wouldn't have been a problem if a few of them got eaten.

                Genesis 7:2 Of every clean beast thou shalt take to thee by sevens, the male and his female: and of beasts that are not clean by two, the male and his female.

                YIC

                Jack
                Uh... "by sevens" means that fourteen of each clean animal went in, doesn't it? The male and his female by sevens.

                The more you look the more miraculous God's powers become!

                GLORY!
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                • #23
                  Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Thru Jesus, all things are possible.

                  Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                  And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
                  So Jesus stopped them from eating each other? Thought as much.
                  Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                  abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                  • #24
                    Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

                    Originally posted by Kostya View Post
                    So Jesus stopped them from eating each other? Thought as much.
                    The point is, God had a way to repopulate the earth after the flood and the proof has been found. Proof of God's mercy is undeniable: After killing every man, woman, child, donkey, puppy, and butterfly, along with all the other animals, plants, and people of the earth save who were on the Ark, God provided them with dry land to live and repopulate the earth! His mercy knows no bounds!

                    O give thanks unto the LORD, for he is good: for his mercy endureth for ever.
                    Psalm 107:1
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • #25
                      Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

                      Originally posted by Kostya View Post
                      So Jesus stopped them from eating each other? Thought as much.
                      Have you ever been to a zoo?

                      How do they keep the lions and tigers from eating the kangaroos and the penguins?

                      What's that you say, they keep them separate?

                      Did you think all these animals were just dumped into the bottom of a boat to smush together for an entire year? Noah and his sons had 100 years to build the ark. They were able to build multiple floors, with pens, and ways to handle feeding and removing manure, and places to stockpile food.

                      Have you no sense in your head?
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • #26
                        Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

                        We're losing sight of the trump card that blows all of this secular whining out of the (ahem) water. The whole thing was under the direct supervision of God. As we all know, God can do anything.

                        I really can't see why we need to keep explaining that sorting out problems like food for a year and poop removal for millions of animals and stopping them eating each other or catching diseases or going insane from close confinement or the mice and rabbits breeding like crazy or the birds escaping and flying off to be lost forever or the termites eating the ark itself and so on are simply minor matters for God.
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                        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                        The truth about volcanos
                        Sex and debauchery in public schools
                        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                        • #27
                          Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

                          Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                          We're losing sight of the trump card that blows all of this secular whining out of the (ahem) water. The whole thing was under the direct supervision of God. As we all know, God can do anything.

                          I really can't see why we need to keep explaining that sorting out problems like food for a year and poop removal for millions of animals and stopping them eating each other or catching diseases or going insane from close confinement or the mice and rabbits breeding like crazy or the birds escaping and flying off to be lost forever or the termites eating the ark itself and so on are simply minor matters for God.
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                          Atheists will find problems with anything. They are just blind to the truth. I was talking to some fool the other day who couldn't accept that penguins may have walked up Africa and across the Sahara to get to the Ark. If it is God's will then of course it is possible. Food wouldn't have been a problem.
                          If God could drop manna bread from the sky to feed the Israelites in the desert I can't see why dropping a few fish should be a problem for Him.

                          Genesis 16:4 Then said the LORD unto Moses, Behold, I will rain bread from heaven for you;

                          YIC

                          Jack
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                          • #28
                            Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

                            Genesis 6:16 A window shalt thou make to the ark, and in a cubit shalt thou finish it above; and the door of the ark shalt thou set in the side thereof; with lower, second, and third stories shalt thou make it.

                            As a former backslider, there was actually a time I doubted how this could float myself.
                            And then I started to ask myself how one small window above could adequately ventilate and
                            provide enough light to all three stories The dinosaurs logically would have been on the lower story creating an enormous amount of waste which was below the waterline, thus needing to be removed manually(pulleys, friendly dinosaurs helping maybe). I guess Noah could have left the waste down there for compost to grow a garden for sustenance but that would be a lot of weight-oh yeah, the weight was already on board in the form of food. But then getting light down there would be tricky considering how dark it was outside of the ark. The one small window in the ark could not have afforded much light even if it was open which is unlikely considering the amount of water falling from above.

                            I guess they could have had candles for light, but the vast amount of methane in the air from all of the dung seems like an explosive combo! Breathing would have been tough tending to their daily chores with all of the stench and water vapor in the air.

                            After wisely rededicating my life to the Lord I laid aside my foolish questions, no more doubting and worrying about the details-I finally realized the true meaning of the term "the devils in the details". After praying forgiveness for foolishly questioning God, he graciously revealed to me that since he was so busy doing miracles on the ark, his presence was so strong that he naturally emitted light that helped all the animals, 8 human passengers and plants not only meagerly survive,but flourish amidst the tumultuous situation that God so lovingly presented to them, by sparing their lives! Wow-praise Jesus for his provisions of bestowing knowledge on our true, actual history

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                            • #29
                              Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

                              Good points all, Mark--When ever I go to another nearby city for meetings, someone wants to start arguing about the Bible. One of their favorite topics is Noah's Ark.

                              One guy said, "Not only did it have to be big enough to house giraffes and dinosaurs, it had to be twice that big so the males could hump the females."

                              Then, another wise-acre said, "What did the vegetarian animals eat after the ark landed, all the vegetation had been downed?"

                              It takes all my patience to explain Noah kept the males and females separate, at least during their breeding time. And, Noah put grass seed on board and sewed it right after landing. Those animals needing grass lived off what was left over on the ark until the new growth was ready.

                              I don't know why people can't just do a little basic reasoning and conclude the ark story is factual history. If they had doubts, they need to get over it.
                              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                              • #30
                                Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

                                I just don't understand why so many people seem to think a wooden boat wouldn't float.
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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