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  • #46
    Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

    Anna, you need to read the Bible instead of touching yourself while looking at lezbean pictures. God was very clear about the Noah and the Ark.
    What animals, how many, who and what to exclude. You also need to realize that not all animals were in existence when He flooded the Earth. God is constantly creating new animals to fascinate and entertain us. Also, many animals were bad and had made pacts with Satan.
    The Holy Ghost was very clear to Noah to ensure those beasts did not get Golden Tickets to a space on the Ark. Instead, all the animals giggled in glee as the other ones drowned. Just as Noah did watching all the heathens flounder about in the rain, gurgling their last breaths until they sank to the bottom of the raging waters, eyes open, bubbles slowly emanating from their open, horrified mouths, fingers twitching at the prospect of eternity in Hell.
    Everybody knows this.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • #47
      Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

      Originally posted by {Anna} View Post
      Yes,creationisam-becoze a tribe of Irion-Age desert wanderers
      knew more abaut Earth's origen then modern scentist do
      You messed up the popular internet quote, dear. It goes like this:

      "Creationism, Because desert goat herders living in tents 3,000 years ago knew more about the cosmos and biology than modern day scientists."

      Old news.

      And misleading.

      The "desert goat herders living in tents" didn't know about the origin of the earth (which is completely off topic, by the way), but they knew to have faith in the LORD, the creator of the earth, including to write down what He dictated to them. To suggest the creator doesn't know what He created is just silly. It shows the foolishness of your argument and the ignorance of the typical atheist.
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #48
        Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
        Anna, you need to read the Bible instead of touching yourself while looking at lezbean pictures.
        This precisely is a very important step Mr.Hutchins has pointed out.

        Less NONSENSE and more BIBLE

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        • #49
          Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

          So you want me to belive in Bibleis
          -Word of God

          But how can you be sure it is worf of God?

          -Because Bible tells us so

          But why belive in Bible

          -Bible is infallible

          But how do you know it is infallible

          -Becoze it is word of God

          and cycle starts again
          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
          abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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          • #50
            Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

            Originally posted by {Anna} View Post
            So you want me to belive in Bibleis
            -Word of God

            But how can you be sure it is worf of God?

            -Because Bible tells us so

            But why belive in Bible

            -Bible is infallible

            But how do you know it is infallible

            -Becoze it is word of God

            and cycle starts again
            Now Anna, no one that is a True Christian(tm) ever said that. It simply does not make sense. Now, you being all sorts of queer in Mostar means you really have little education and possess a mind that is inferior, like many feral beings.

            We know the Bible is the message from God (no sane person thinks God wrote it!) because if it were not His message, don't you think God would of done something about it? In the 200 years of the magnificence of the KJV, He had plenty of time to have empowered a Christian to round up the copies of the book and burned them. He certainly has done so with other works He deemed unworthy. No, the KJV Bible has endured expressly because of the blessing of Jesus. Simple proof it is the Message from God!

            Next time, get an adult to review your comments, you'll look less foolish.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • #51
              Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

              Originally posted by {Anna} View Post
              So you don't know
              I so surpriseed
              And YOU do know how the ineffable and immeasurable God made it happen? Please tell us. Sometimes, "I don't know," is a good enough answer. When it comes to matters about how God actually does things that's definitely the right answer.
              Job 37:5 God thundereth marvellously with his voice; great things doeth he, which we cannot comprehend.
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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              • #52
                Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

                Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                And YOU do know how the ineffable and immeasurable God made it happen? Please tell us. Sometimes, "I don't know," is a good enough answer. When it comes to matters about how God actually does things that's definitely the right answer.
                Job 37:5 God thundereth marvellously with his voice; great things doeth he, which we cannot comprehend.
                You do not have any prof-except Bible
                Scientists have carbon dating,fosiles,genetic commonalities,
                common traits in embryos,Bacterial resistance to antibiotics
                and more
                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                • #53
                  Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

                  Originally posted by {Anna} View Post
                  You do not have any prof-except Bible
                  Scientists have carbon dating,fosiles,genetic commonalities,
                  common traits in embryos,Bacterial resistance to antibiotics
                  and more
                  Sometimes emotions run away (especially in women) when this question is asked, but: Do you know of any major sins committed in your recent family history that could explain your almost total inability to type a coherent sentence? Something must be afflicting you, and often it's as a result of parental masturbation or some kind of looking on a woman with lust. Perhaps you could ask your parents why you have a touch of the retarded about you. It's always best to know.
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                  Comment


                  • #54
                    Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

                    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                    Sometimes emotions run away (especially in women) when this question is asked, but: Do you know of any major sins committed in your recent family history that could explain your almost total inability to type a coherent sentence? Something must be afflicting you, and often it's as a result of parental masturbation or some kind of looking on a woman with lust. Perhaps you could ask your parents why you have a touch of the retarded about you. It's always best to know.
                    And stil no prof(except Bible)
                    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                    • #55
                      Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

                      Originally posted by {Anna} View Post
                      And stil no prof(except Bible)
                      When you say, "except Bible," what are you expecting that to mean to us?

                      Because I read this sentence as actually meaning, "Still no [proof] (except the one word of Truth® which is all the proof you need of anything ever, AMEN)."

                      (I can understand you not wanting to confront the retardedness. Imagining your parents masturbating or fornicating can be a bit embarrassing. We'll continue to try to be kind to you despite your affliction.)



                      Maybe this book would help?
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                      Comment


                      • #56
                        Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

                        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                        When you say, "except Bible," what are you expecting that to mean to us?

                        Because I read this sentence as actually meaning, "Still no [proof] (except the one word of Truth® which is all the proof you need of anything ever, AMEN)."

                        (I can understand you not wanting to confront the retardedness. Imagining your parents masturbating or fornicating can be a bit embarrassing. We'll continue to try to be kind to you despite your affliction.)
                        Scientists have prof you don't
                        I can't understand
                        You can't grasp the concept of an ape like creature evolving into a man,
                        yet you have no problem whit a rib turning into a woman
                        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                        abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                        • #57
                          Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

                          Originally posted by {Anna} View Post
                          Scientists have prof you don't
                          I can't understand
                          You can't grasp the concept of an ape like creature evolving into a man,
                          yet you have no problem whit a rib turning into a woman
                          Which one's in the Bible? That's really the end of this discussion, lady. Why do you want me to go to Hell for calling God a liar and think my ancestors were monkeys? You really are unbelievably rude (and determined to type like some sort of spacker).
                          sigpic
                          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                          The truth about volcanos
                          Sex and debauchery in public schools
                          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                          • #58
                            Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

                            Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                            Which one's in the Bible? That's really the end of this discussion, lady. Why do you want me to go to Hell for calling God a liar and think my ancestors were monkeys? You really are unbelievably rude (and determined to type like some sort of spacker).

                            That is stil not an answer
                            Evolucion is theory

                            Theory-a coherent grup of tested general propositions,commonly regarded as coreect,that may be used as principales of explanacion and prediction for a clas of phenomena

                            But your creation myth is just hypothesis

                            Hypothesis-a tentative explanacion for observacion,phenomena or sientific problem that can be tested by further investigacione.Something to be taken true dor the purpuse of argument of investigacion;an assumption
                            Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                            abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                            • #59
                              Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

                              Originally posted by {Anna} View Post
                              That is stil not an answer
                              secular blather - your retard act is slipping
                              Why would we even look elsewhere for an explanation of anything but in the Bible. You don't make sense.
                              sigpic
                              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                              The truth about volcanos
                              Sex and debauchery in public schools
                              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                              Comment


                              • #60
                                Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

                                Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                                Why would we even look elsewhere for an explanation of anything but in the Bible. You don't make sense.
                                Becoze we have profs and you only have written word
                                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                                abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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