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  • Kooterbreath
    Unsaved trash, pathetic jap wannabee
    • Nov 2012
    • 34

    #241
    Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST NASA HOAX EVER!!!

    Before I start, I just want to get something straight here.

    The Bible says that there's no other planet in the Universe apart from Earth and no other star in the Universe apart from the Sun, right?
    Matthew 25:35; 25:38; 25:43.

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    • Didymus Much
      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
      • Jun 2010
      • 14079

      #242
      Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST NASA HOAX EVER!!!

      Originally posted by Kooterbreath View Post
      Before I start...
      What were your other 22 posts for?

      ...The Bible says that there's no other planet in the Universe apart from Earth and no other star in the Universe apart from the Sun, right?
      Crazy idea: READ IT AND FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF.

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      • Marshall
        Righteous and Patriotic
        Highest body count at the VFW
        True Christian™
        • Oct 2006
        • 3322

        #243
        Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST NASA HOAX EVER!!!

        Why would anyone want to go to Mars? All the science books say its uninhabitable and red and either hot or cold I dont remember. The Bible never mentions Mars by name or astronauts or even NASA!
        Therefore I dont care about Mars or NASA.

        God said it, I believe it. Period.
        God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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        • Kooterbreath
          Unsaved trash, pathetic jap wannabee
          • Nov 2012
          • 34

          #244
          Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST NASA HOAX EVER!!!

          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
          What were your other 22 posts for?



          Crazy idea: READ IT AND FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF.
          Genesis 2:18

          Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
          Mars is a little moving light on the firmament.
          Hurp durp.

          Moving foward, how can you make pictures of something that doesn't exist?
          Matthew 25:35; 25:38; 25:43.

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          • Didymus Much
            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
            • Jun 2010
            • 14079

            #245
            Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST NASA HOAX EVER!!!

            Originally posted by Kooterbreath View Post
            ...how can you make pictures of something that doesn't exist?
            Photoshop. Hurp durp.

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22369

              #246
              Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST NASA HOAX EVER!!!

              Originally posted by Kooterbreath View Post
              how can you make pictures of something that doesn't exist?
              All it takes is a child and a box of pencils.

              Now please get back on the topic of how NASA is stealing hard earned American dollars to fund gay sex orgies.
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • John the Monkey Worshiper
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Feb 2013
                • 96

                #247
                Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST NASA HOAX EVER!!!

                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                All it takes is a child and a box of pencils.

                Now please get back on the topic of how NASA is stealing hard earned American dollars to fund gay sex orgies.
                NASA is doing all good, nothing wrong with them.

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                • Godfly
                  Descended from Rapes
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 1552

                  #248
                  Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST NASA HOAX EVER!!!

                  Originally posted by PhDPhysicss View Post
                  NASA is doing all good, nothing wrong with them.
                  So you endorse stealing and gay sex orgies? That is what you and your robot friend E=MC2 think is good?
                  Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78555

                    #249
                    Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST NASA HOAX EVER!!!

                    Originally posted by PhDPhysicss View Post
                    NASA is doing all good, nothing wrong with them.
                    They are robbing the American taxpayers blind with all their fake moon landings and such.



                    Of course, as a Baptist Pastor, I don't pay taxes...
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • John the Monkey Worshiper
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Feb 2013
                      • 96

                      #250
                      Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST NASA HOAX EVER!!!

                      Originally posted by Godfly View Post
                      So you endorse stealing and gay sex orgies? That is what you and your robot friend E=MC2 think is good?
                      Is there any evidence of NASA doing stealing and gay sex orgies?

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                      • John the Monkey Worshiper
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Feb 2013
                        • 96

                        #251
                        Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST NASA HOAX EVER!!!

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        They are robbing the American taxpayers blind with all their fake moon landings and such.



                        Of course, as a Baptist Pastor, I don't pay taxes...
                        Other than God say so, do you have any real evidence that the moon landings never happened?

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                        • Cranky Old Man
                          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                          You kids get off his lawn!
                           
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 22369

                          #252
                          Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST NASA HOAX EVER!!!

                          Originally posted by PhDPhysicss View Post
                          Other than God say so, do you have any real evidence that the moon landings never happened?
                          All the proof you need is already in the very first post of this thread, photos included!
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • Redeemed Papist
                            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2011
                            • 10409

                            #253
                            Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST NASA HOAX EVER!!!

                            Originally posted by Kooterbreath View Post
                            Before I start, I just want to get something straight here.

                            The Bible says that there's no other planet in the Universe apart from Earth and no other star in the Universe apart from the Sun, right?
                            Where does the Bible say the earth is a planet? Planets are stars which move about the firmament of their own accord. The word "planet" means wanderer.

                            The stars are in the sky. They were put there by God. Where in the Bible does it say the sun is a star. The sun is a light in the firmament put there by God for signs and seasons etc. You can tell the difference. The stars are really small and God has made it so they only shine at night when it is dark when they are most useful.
                            Genesis 1:14-19
                            And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years: And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so. And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also. And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth, And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good. And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.

                            The earth is the earth. It sits under the firmament. God tells you this in Genesis 1. You don't even have to flip pages.
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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
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                            • John the Monkey Worshiper
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Feb 2013
                              • 96

                              #254
                              Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST NASA HOAX EVER!!!

                              But all of them have been debunked by science...

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                              • Cranky Old Man
                                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                You kids get off his lawn!
                                 
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 22369

                                #255
                                Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST NASA HOAX EVER!!!

                                Originally posted by PhDPhysicss View Post
                                But all of them have been debunked by science...
                                That you ignore the proof right in front of your eyes, doesn't mean there isn't proof. And no, the proof has never been debunked by science. You either made that up or parroted someone who did.
                                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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