[God is an illusion]

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Lesbian too

I'm also a lesbian, it seems as though they let anybody sign up for this, even us! Also, you other people, seriously, stop being homophobic, racist, sexist, etc., you're just acting idiotic and illogical.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I'm also a lesbian, it seems as though they let anybody sign up for this, even us!

But of course! We can't know beforehand what the LORD knows, namely, whether or not you have been called to Salvation (Ephesians 1:4). For all we know, you might be one of those hairy, gorilla-sized butch dyke steam roller kind of lesbians, but one who will find herself on her death bed, smote with AIDS, syphilis, extreme nearsightedness, and zika, repent of her disgusting sins, and be Saved at the last moment, just like Jeffrey Dahmer!

Today is a good day for Redemption! I would encourage you to give it a go right now! There are lots of good reasons to believe!

Also, you other people, seriously, stop being homophobic, racist, sexist, etc., you're just acting idiotic and illogical.

Don't be silly. You're just jealous of our strong community ties and pleasing countenance!

[God is an illusion]

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But of course! We can't know beforehand what the LORD knows, namely, whether or not you have been called to Salvation (Ephesians 1:4). For all we know, you might be one of those hairy, gorilla-sized butch dyke steam roller kind of lesbians, but one who will find herself on her death bed, smote with AIDS, syphilis, extreme nearsightedness, and zika, repent of her disgusting sins, and be Saved at the last moment, just like Jeffrey Dahmer!

Today is a good day for Redemption! I would encourage you to give it a go right now! There are lots of good reasons to believe!

Don't be silly. You're just jealous of our strong community ties and pleasing countenance!

Why would I be jealous? I have friends, family, and even strangers who stand up for me and support me. Also, I know you are trying to seem nice but calling one a "dyke", even lesbians, is offensive. also, technically, according to bible (I have read it you know in both english and hebrew) you can't say anything to me because you aren't supposed to teach others about Christianity and force it on them because of the simple fact that you are a woman. It is unfair in my opinion though I do not share your beliefs.

[God is an illusion]

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But of course! We can't know beforehand what the LORD knows, namely, whether or not you have been called to Salvation (Ephesians 1:4). For all we know, you might be one of those hairy, gorilla-sized butch dyke steam roller kind of lesbians, but one who will find herself on her death bed, smote with AIDS, syphilis, extreme nearsightedness, and zika, repent of her disgusting sins, and be Saved at the last moment, just like Jeffrey Dahmer!

Today is a good day for Redemption! I would encourage you to give it a go right now! There are lots of good reasons to believe!

Don't be silly. You're just jealous of our strong community ties and pleasing countenance!

Also, I forgot to mention, being Gay, Bi, Straight, trans, etc., is NOT A CHOICE. It depends on the level of each type of hormornes you have, it isn't, (referencing a idiotic article this site put up I heard about), "If you try pot, you turn gay!" Well, I don't use pot in any way, yet I am still a lesbian. So, you might want to get someone to edit that article.

[Basilissa]

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Also, I forgot to mention, being Gay, Bi, Straight, trans, etc., is NOT A CHOICE. It depends on the level of each type of hormornes you have, it isn't, (referencing a idiotic article this site put up I heard about), "If you try pot, you turn gay!" Well, I don't use pot in any way, yet I am still a lesbian. So, you might want to get someone to edit that article.

Why? Since when does one "because I say so" constitute evidence?

[Didymus Much]

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Why would I be jealous? I have friends, family, and even strangers who stand up for me and support me...

You do know that any claims you make here will be dismissed out of hand because the Bible says that you're a liar?

Welcome to Landover.

...Also, I know you are trying to seem nice but calling one a "dyke", even lesbians, is offensive...

Why would being called a "dyke" (she didn't, btw, check your comprehension) be an insult, unless you think there's something wrong with being one?

...also, technically, according to bible (I have read it you know in both english and hebrew) you can't say anything to me because you aren't supposed to teach others about Christianity and force it on them because of the simple fact that you are a woman. It is unfair in my opinion though I do not share your beliefs.

Bzzzzt. If you referring to 1 Timothy 2:12 (and please cite all Scripture you wish to reference in future, it will save time and confusion), that only applies if you're a man. Good luck proving that, in view of my first comment.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Why would I be jealous? I have friends, family, and even strangers who stand up for me and support me. Also, I know you are trying to seem nice but calling one a "dyke", even lesbians, is offensive. also, technically, according to bible (I have read it you know in both english and hebrew) you can't say anything to me because you aren't supposed to teach others about Christianity and force it on them because of the simple fact that you are a woman. It is unfair in my opinion though I do not share your beliefs.

I can't say anything to you? That's what you get out of the Bible? Women can't talk? Ever? How do you think the Holy Ghost knew Mary accepted His Holy cajolery if she didn't respond positively, and audibly (Luke 1:38)? It's not like she was a god and could communicate without any audible, visible, or tangible qualities. The LORD alone is the only One in all of creation who can communicate without any discernible method of communication. The rest of us get to talk. Even about our religious beliefs when compelled by the Holy Ghost to do just that (Acts 1:8).

Also, I forgot to mention, being Gay, Bi, Straight, trans, etc., is NOT A CHOICE. It depends on the level of each type of hormornes you have, it isn't, (referencing a idiotic article this site put up I heard about), "If you try pot, you turn gay!" Well, I don't use pot in any way, yet I am still a lesbian. So, you might want to get someone to edit that article.

The article you mention is Marijuana Makes You Gay, and was painstakingly written by Landover Senior Outreach leader, Brother Harold Porter, who has been touching men, women, and children with the Good News since probably before you were born. You should know that he has first-hand experience with the Gay Lifestyle, and knows just how insidious the homosexual desire can be. He has shared his story, and hope for others, in his pivotal self-help resource, Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality.

[froggo]

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i am a witch i want to repent my sins help me someone

[Didymus Much]

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i am a witch i want to repent my sins help me someone

kingjbible.com

Read it. ALL of it. Take notes. Any questions? We'll discuss after you're finished.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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i am a witch i want to repent my sins help me someone

I hope you're not working for a True Christian™ in a family business! If you don't repent before they exercise their civil right to protect their religious beliefs over your otherwise federally secured civil rights, like, you know, like life (nevermind liberty, the pursuit of happiness), you'll be in a world of hurt (Exodus 22:18), lol!

[I Man Rastafari]

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i am a witch i want to repent my sins help me someone

I must advise you to avoid going to my own home which is Jamaica. We set witches on fire there. No offense intended.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Brothers and Sisters, it is time to expose the real truth about wiccans and the like. Here is an end to any doubts that Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Satanists, Wiccans are all in league against God and are the servants of Satan.

Sorry, I'm a bit confused. What non-human spiritual beings have to do of people from different religions?

[Basilissa]

Sorry, I'm a bit confused. What non-human spiritual beings have to do of people from different religions?

But isn't it obvious, Brother? It's demons who make people into wiccans and all that other wicked stuff.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Padre--That last guy go yours, Francis I think was the name he used, told you all about the Catholic Devil. (I so wish he would have found Jesus at one of Pastor Zeke's sermons.)

The devil exists (11 April 2014) | Francis

[MitzaLizalor]

Brothers and Sisters, it is time to expose the real truth about wiccans and the like. Here is an end to any doubts that Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Satanists, Wiccans are all in league against God and are the servants of Satan.

Sorry, I'm a bit confused. What non-human spiritual beings have to do of people from different religions?

You have underlined "Demons" and questioned what they have to do with different religions. Later in that post, we see it's the people themselves who identify as demons:

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The Vampires, Witches, and Pagans Party was founded by Sharkey in 2005. It is officially recognized by the United States Federal Election Committee. (What maniac agreed to that?!!!)

The Party advocates protection of the religious beliefs and political advancement of individuals identifying themselves as vampires, witches, pagans, demons, Satanists, Wiccans, and those professing similar lifestyles and religious views.

HIGHLIGHTING MINE

OK. Regardless of what you or I may think, these creatures consider themselves to be demons, rather than merely possessed by one. Perhaps they see humanity as a caterpillar with cocoons spun around select individuals—encountered as demonic possession—until such time as that shroud is complete and they're possessed permanently. This would equate to a chrysalis phase and—just as caterpillars transform into whatever laid the original egg—so they emerge as actual demons, clones of whichever devil laid its egg during the first possession experience.

Not everything is found in The Bible because God loves us and lets us reason for ourselves. He even tells us what conclusion we should come to! Now that's what I call love.

Isaiah 1:18 Come now, and let us reason together, saith the LORD: though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they be red like crimson, they shall be as wool.

But for everything else, the standard must always be The Bible because there are some things we couldn't work out for ourselves. For example, He didn't tell us how to generate electricity or make helicopters (you have a heliport in your vatican. don't you?) because we can work that out for ourselves. But that Jesus needed to be killed for the remission of sin, He did tell us because that's important. In this case, God describes devils as possessing the demoniac, rather than any metamorphosis from human (the caterpillar) into demon (the imago) regardless of how thoroughly infused one may be.

I hope that is helpful.