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  • peaceandlies
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2011
    • 62

    #1411
    Re: Are You an Atheist?

    I'm not Athiest! God is very important in my life.

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    • Dave Smith
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Jan 2011
      • 10

      #1412
      Re: Are You an Atheist?

      No.
      I cant believe there are people who dont believe in God!

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22839

        #1413
        Re: Are You an Atheist?

        Originally posted by peaceandlies View Post
        I'm not Athiest! God is very important in my life.
        Originally posted by Dave Smith View Post
        No.
        I cant believe there are people who dont believe in God!
        Whereas you both show promise of a sort, and this makes Baby Jesus as happy as getting a new diaper, it is important to distinguish between the false Christian and the True Christian™. Hollow statements of faith are as chaff before the wind. It is only by word and deed that the True Christian™ praises God and the only way to do that is by following every word of the Bible.

        Carry on and make it your life’s work to depress atheists with your belief in The Lord, for only once reduced to this state will they see what a True Christian™ has the faith to accept without question and what joy this brings.
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • flatearth
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Jan 2011
          • 16

          #1414
          Re: Are You an Atheist?

          Atheism is not a religion, and to proclaim that it is is total ignorance. Atheism is as much a religion as black is a color. Atheism is the lack of religion. And if you really dislike them so much, why do you want them to go to heaven with you? Do you think that telling an atheist that you want him to go to heaven is going to make him convert?

          -Peace in the middle east an' all that.

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          • Cranky Old Man
            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
            You kids get off his lawn!
             
            • Jan 2010
            • 22354

            #1415
            Re: Are You an Atheist?

            Originally posted by flatearth View Post
            Atheism is not a religion, and to proclaim that it is is total ignorance. Atheism is as much a religion as black is a color. Atheism is the lack of religion. And if you really dislike them so much, why do you want them to go to heaven with you? Do you think that telling an atheist that you want him to go to heaven is going to make him convert?
            Of course Atheism is a religion.

            Atheists believe our grandparents are monkeys, Atheists believe in heliocentrism, Atheists believe you can be totally evil and never get punished for it.
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • barton
              True Christian™ Minister to the Godless Savages in Hawaii
              It's a dirty job but someone has to do it.
              True Christian™
              • Oct 2010
              • 498

              #1416
              Re: Are You an Atheist?

              Originally posted by flatearth View Post
              Atheism is not a religion, and to proclaim that it is is total ignorance.
              Since atheists cannot prove there is no God, atheism requires faith. Something that requires faith in a metaphysical sense is called a religion. M'kay?
              Atheism is as much a religion as black is a color. Atheism is the lack of religion.
              First of all, black is a color. Why else would they include one in my box of Crayolas??? What is black anyway? It's just white, with the intensity turned down. And white is an equal dose of all colors.

              Therefore, atheism should simply be considered to be less bright than Christianity.
              And if you really dislike them so much, why do you want them to go to heaven with you? Do you think that telling an atheist that you want him to go to heaven is going to make him convert?
              Hmmm... you haven't really thought this one through. Once an atheist repents of his vile ways and comes unto Jesus, he's no longer an atheist! Even Jeffrey Dalmer repented before he died so he should no longer be thought of as a serial killer. For what it's worth, I look forward to seeing him in Heaven walking next to Jesus!
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              Revelations 6:16
              "And said to the mountains and rocks,
              Fall on us, and hide us from the face
              of him that sitteth on the throne,
              and from the wrath of the Lamb"

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              • Godsgrace
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2010
                • 228

                #1417
                Re: Are You an Atheist?

                Originally posted by flatearth View Post
                Atheism is as much a religion as black is a color... And if you really dislike them so much, why do you want them to go to heaven with you?
                If black is not a color, why are Negros called Colored?

                We want atheists to go to heaven because if they don't go there, they'll burn in hell.

                If they reject God's word, well, then thats on them.
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                Psalm 109:8
                Let his days be few; and let another take his office.

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                • Sheldon the Swede
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 145

                  #1418
                  Re: Are You an Atheist?

                  Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                  Of course Atheism is a religion.

                  Atheists believe our grandparents are monkeys, Atheists believe in heliocentrism, Atheists believe you can be totally evil and never get punished for it.
                  Seriously, if I kill someone, won't I go in prison, be the disgrace of everyone I know, won't be able to find work because of this awful act. A lot of punishment.

                  Also, you can't see atheism as a community, people don't work together to give other atheists values of some sorts. The only common ground every atheist has is that they don't belive in a deity, that's it. How they live their lives is personnal, every person has a own philosophy of life.

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                  • flatearth
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Jan 2011
                    • 16

                    #1419
                    Re: Are You an Atheist?

                    First of all, black is the absence of color. Look it up. The Crayola company does not define what a color is and what a color isn't. Also, we called African Americans colored because people who use that term are ignorant racists. And last time a checked, no person on this earth is black. The color is brown. Have you looked at a black person lately, or are you too busy locked in your house to see other people?

                    -Peace in the middle east an' all that

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                    • Wide-Open
                      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 18449

                      #1420
                      Re: Are You an Atheist?

                      Originally posted by flatearth View Post
                      Also, we called African Americans colored because people who use that term are ignorant racists.
                      What?

                      Friend, I advise you to go back to school, and watch very carefully what the person in front writes on the, eh, African American board.

                      Have you looked at a black person lately
                      I try to avoid that, to be honest.

                      But then again, black isn't a color, so I wouldn't even know what to look for, right?
                      Psalm 81:10:
                      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                      • Cranky Old Man
                        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                        You kids get off his lawn!
                         
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 22354

                        #1421
                        Re: Are You an Atheist?

                        Originally posted by Sheldon the Swede View Post
                        Seriously, if I kill someone, won't I go in prison, be the disgrace of everyone I know, won't be able to find work because of this awful act. A lot of punishment.
                        Nonsense, Atheists believe they will only get punished if they get caught. So as long as you don't get caught you can steal, murder and rape without any consequences. This is why Atheists have no morals.

                        True Christians™ believe that whether or not you get caught is irrelevant as God knows all and sees all and will punish you with Hell for all eternity if you have broken His laws. That is why True CHristians™, unlike Atheists, have morals.

                        This is also why all murderers, thieves and rapists are Atheists.

                        Proverbs 15:3 "The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good."

                        Acts 1:24 "And they prayed, and said, Thou, Lord, which knowest the hearts of all men, shew whether of these two thou hast chosen"
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • Cursed
                          Recovering Bastard
                          Head of Landover Glee Club
                          True Christian™
                          • Jan 2011
                          • 1363

                          #1422
                          Re: Are You an Atheist?

                          Originally posted by flatearth View Post
                          First of all, black is the absence of color. Look it up. The Crayola company does not define what a color is and what a color isn't. -
                          So if you buy a new black car, and someone asks you what color your new car is, what do you say? You don't say "my car has no color" do you?

                          Also, we called African Americans colored because people who use that term are ignorant racists.
                          At least you admit that the NAACP (National Association for the Advancement of Colored People) are racists.

                          And last time a checked, no person on this earth is black. The color is brown. Have you looked at a black person lately, or are you too busy locked in your house to see other people?
                          Sounds like you have a problem with the National Black Caucus and Black Entertainment Television, you should go to their forums and educate them.
                          The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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                          • flatearth
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Jan 2011
                            • 16

                            #1423
                            Re: Are You an Atheist?

                            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                            Of course Atheism is a religion.

                            Atheists believe our grandparents are monkeys, Atheists believe in heliocentrism, Atheists believe you can be totally evil and never get punished for it.
                            First of all, heliocentric theory is widely rejected. Heliocentric theory implies that the sun is the center of the universe, when we now know it is the center of the solar system. Do you believe in geocentric theory? How can you honestly believe that? I actually want to know.

                            Also, black is the absence of color because it absorbs light instead of reflecting it. All color is is light reflecting molecules in certain objects... Did you never take 8th grade chemistry?

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                            • Godsgrace
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Dec 2010
                              • 228

                              #1424
                              Re: Are You an Atheist?

                              Originally posted by flatearth View Post
                              First of all, black is the absence of color. My black Cadillac isn't black, what color would you call it? Look it up. The Crayola company does not define what a color is and what a color isn't. Neither do you Also, we called African Americans colored you shouldn't be so racist because people who use that term are ignorant racists. And last time a checked, no person on this earth is black. The color is brown. I'm NOT brown, or black. God made me White, just like Jesus Have you looked at a black person lately, no or are you too busy locked in your house to see other people?
                              Maybe between your next meth binges and/or convenience store shifts/robberies you could get out your KJV bible and learn something useful, like how to save your soul.
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                              Psalm 109:8
                              Let his days be few; and let another take his office.

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                              • flatearth
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Jan 2011
                                • 16

                                #1425
                                Re: Are You an Atheist?

                                Originally posted by Cursed View Post


                                Sounds like you have a problem with the National Black Caucus and Black Entertainment Television, you should go to their forums and educate them.
                                Right, that is the term for it. But you are completely going off topic. The fact is that several people tried to completely divulge me from my argument by attacking my statement that black is not a color. Among these was a user who said that black must be a color because of black people. That is a ludicrous statement, and I think we all know it. Another amongst those who replied is someone who thinks black is a color because of Crayola, and someone who believes in geocentric theory....

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