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  • Im_still_oRAnGE
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2012
    • 1

    #2071
    Re: Are You an Atheist?

    "you may not attend this poll"
    what the hell
    It's like, prove that you love jesus then you can vote. ROFL

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    • Redeemed Papist
      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2011
      • 10409

      #2072
      Re: Are You an Atheist?

      Originally posted by Im_still_oRAnGE View Post
      "you may not attend this poll"
      what the hell
      It's like, prove that you love jesus then you can vote. ROFL
      Ecclesiastes 7:8 Better is the end of a thing than the beginning thereof: and the patient in spirit is better than the proud in spirit.

      sigpic
      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
      The truth about volcanos
      Sex and debauchery in public schools
      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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      • MitzaLizalor
        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2010
        • 14175

        #2073
        Re: Are You an Atheist?

        Originally posted by Im_still_oRAnGE View Post
        ROFL
        unless you're a hunter gatherer rolling on the floor having an epileptic seizure..

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        • leviticusluvr
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Jan 2012
          • 4

          #2074
          Re: Are You an Atheist?

          I love Jesus with all of my heart. I can't see how anyone would deny His existence. The evidence is all around us!
          Evidence:
          Joy in a child's face
          Predominance of Christianity in the world
          He never sends more stress than we, his followers, can handle
          Gays are still condemned in most countries

          There is no doubt!!!
          "If a man lies with a male as he lies with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. They shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them." (Leviticus 20:13)

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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23775

            #2075
            Re: Are You an Atheist?

            Well said, friend!
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • GemRavager
              Unsaved trash
              • Jan 2012
              • 2

              #2076
              Re: Are You an Atheist?

              Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
              I know that your sickular mathematicians will disagree with me on this one, but I'm at LEAST 10,000% sure that God and Jesus exist. I feel them in my life each and every day!

              And I am so filled with love for them that I cannot begin to describe it with mere words! And since I can't sing, I'll leave it to Sister Boone to tell you how I feel about our Lord!


              "10,000%" , there are only "100%" my small-brained friend. But its ok, you sure will go to a place that exist in a book written more than 2000 years ago by some people who killed each other and raped women and children

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              • Zechariah Smyth
                Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2011
                • 15251

                #2077
                Re: Are You an Atheist?

                Originally posted by GemRavager View Post
                "10,000%" , there are only "100%" my small-brained friend. But its ok, you sure will go to a place that exist in a book written more than 2000 years ago by some people who killed each other and raped women and children
                Heaven!!!





                Yours in Christ,

                Z. Smyth
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                • Frankrem
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Feb 2012
                  • 6

                  #2078
                  Re: Are You an Atheist?

                  Ok, my apologies. I used to really believe in god. I was well into the idea but there have so many different things that i've been told over the years that it is hard to understand all of it. Basically, i'm looking for a religion that with accept me as i am in my soul. I've done some horrible things that i'm ashamed of, really ashamed of and i'm looking for someone to help me understand how i can save myself

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                  • Redeemed Papist
                    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2011
                    • 10409

                    #2079
                    Re: Are You an Atheist?

                    Originally posted by Frankrem View Post
                    Ok, my apologies. I used to really believe in god. I was well into the idea but there have so many different things that i've been told over the years that it is hard to understand all of it. Basically, i'm looking for a religion that with accept me as i am in my soul. I've done some horrible things that i'm ashamed of, really ashamed of and i'm looking for someone to help me understand how i can save myself
                    This forum is full of tips on how to be saved.

                    Read the Bible. Take it literally.

                    End of tips.
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                    • Mary Etheldreda
                      Gushing for Jesus
                       
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 23775

                      #2080
                      Re: Are You an Atheist?

                      Originally posted by Frankrem View Post
                      Ok, my apologies. I used to really believe in god. I was well into the idea but there have so many different things that i've been told over the years that it is hard to understand all of it. Basically, i'm looking for a religion that with accept me as i am in my soul. I've done some horrible things that i'm ashamed of, really ashamed of and i'm looking for someone to help me understand how i can save myself
                      Friend, you cannot save yourself.

                      But we are all as an unclean thing, and all our righteousnesses are as filthy rags; and we all do fade as a leaf; and our iniquities, like the wind, have taken us away.
                      Isaiah 64:6


                      However, if you have faith, Jesus can render you righteous anyway, so even God can't see your shame.

                      For therein is the righteousness of God revealed from faith to faith: as it is written, The just shall live by faith.
                      Romans 1:17


                      See? No worries!

                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • jejejungle
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Jan 2012
                        • 35

                        #2081
                        Re: Are You an Atheist?

                        Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                        Dear Jesus-hater,

                        I applaud you for recognizing that "doctors" are not to be trusted. If more people would rely on fervent prayer for their physical ailments, we wouldn't be in the mess we are in today.



                        Yours in Christ,

                        Z. Smyth
                        Dear Mr. Z. Smyth,

                        I'd love to see you having a heart transplant done by praying. Really... no doctors... just you and a heart in front of you... Now that would be a miracle...

                        Or at least cure a cold with prayers only... Please make this miracle for us

                        Valē habēque somnia suāvēs!

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                        • Talitha
                          Deaconess
                          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                          True Christian™
                          • Oct 2025
                          • 15118

                          #2082
                          Re: Are You an Atheist?

                          Originally posted by jejejungle View Post
                          Dear Mr. Z. Smyth,

                          I'd love to see you having a heart transplant done by praying. Really... no doctors... just you and a heart in front of you... Now that would be a miracle...

                          Or at least cure a cold with prayers only... Please make this miracle for us

                          Valē habēque somnia suāvēs!
                          Friend, in our world there would be no need of Transplants.
                          God can heal anything.

                          Sister Talitha

                          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                          • jejejungle
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Jan 2012
                            • 35

                            #2083
                            Re: Are You an Atheist?

                            Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                            Friend, in our world there would be no need of Transplants.
                            God can heal anything.
                            Right. God can heal anything... through our doctor friends, through medicine, through the plant properties, etc.

                            So please show me how you're healing a broken leg with a prayer?

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                            • Talitha
                              Deaconess
                              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                              True Christian™
                              • Oct 2025
                              • 15118

                              #2084
                              Re: Are You an Atheist?

                              Originally posted by jejejungle View Post
                              Right. God can heal anything... through our doctor friends, through medicine, through the plant properties, etc.

                              So please show me how you're healing a broken leg with a prayer?
                              Duh............ I don't have a broken leg. How can I show you?

                              You aren't from around these parts are you?

                              Sister Talitha

                              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                              • jejejungle
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Jan 2012
                                • 35

                                #2085
                                Re: Are You an Atheist?

                                Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                                Duh............ I don't have a broken leg. How can I show you?

                                You aren't from around these parts are you?
                                What parts Talitha?

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