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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
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    • Jan 2010
    • 22350

    #766
    Re: Are You an Atheist?

    Originally posted by OneBro11 View Post
    I would go for Atheist per say... I'm more of a realist.
    The reality is you will go to hell this way.

    Matthew 25:41 "Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels"

    Do you really want to go there? But it is not too late Start praying to Jesus for forgiveness and start reading the Bible from cover to cover.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • poophead666
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      • Jan 2010
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      #767
      Re: Are You an Atheist?

      All Hail SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      • Marshall
        Righteous and Patriotic
        Highest body count at the VFW
        True Christian™
        • Oct 2006
        • 3322

        #768
        Re: Are You an Atheist?

        Originally posted by poophead666 View Post
        All Hail SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
        I guess that's a yes?
        God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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        • lightburns
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          • Jan 2010
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          #769
          Re: Are You an Atheist?

          Originally posted by Marshall View Post
          I guess that's a yes?
          Well, they said "all hail satan".. They might just be being provocative, which is quite likely, but if they actually do hail satan, they aren't an atheist..

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          • Mrs. Rogers
            compassion personified
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2692

            #770
            Re: Are You an Atheist?

            Originally posted by lightburns View Post
            Well, they said "all hail satan".. They might just be being provocative, which is quite likely, but if they actually do hail satan, they aren't an atheist..
            Enough quibbling, young lady! They ALL end up in Hell. Atheists, satanists, scientists, Jooz. At the end of the day, they're all the same -- Satan's not going to sort them by type before buggering them, you know.
            True Christians are Perfect!

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            • kmcgillion
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              • Jan 2010
              • 4

              #771
              Re: Are You an Atheist?

              "Pastor", you remind me not just of an ignorant, rich redneck- but of the likes of Adolf Hitler. You will probably take this as a compliment however, which is fine by me. What I don't understand however, is why someone of your clearly high manipulative skills combined with your perfect amount of delusion and your dictator style leadership isn't ambitious enough to become a true nazi, or KKK member ? Your hatred for the disabled, lets face it - women, homosexuals... to shorten, anyone missing the same traits as yourself, plus of your aggression can only go so far as a "pastor".

              It's tragic, and scary at how normal you look in your picture as well, (if it's even you), but then I guess it's those ones you have to look out for

              I genuinely would like to thank you though, for making me a proud Brit and reminding me how good it is to be ever so far from those of you and you're forceful and aggressive belief in what is lets face it, an affair that got WAY out of hand lol .

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              • kmcgillion
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                • Jan 2010
                • 4

                #772
                Re: Are You an Atheist?

                Hell sounds awesome! heavenly ironically. A place which the greater majority of us know doesn't exist and secondly, has no christians...for ever!
                Yet hilariously, a place we are so often threatened with by christians for living our life and for being who we are! (not them!) You guys make it sound awesome for being a place of punishment.. ?

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                • Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
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                  • Oct 2009
                  • 160

                  #773
                  Re: Are You an Atheist?

                  WHY is it that all the atheist's come wandering in here and introduce themselves by wanting an argument, or debate?
                  How about a simple HELLO, MY NAME IS .....

                  OK kmcgillion>>>
                  Welcome Stranger:
                  And how are you Sir?
                  Care to fricken' arm wrastle?
                  Or would ya be just as comfortable peeing on my carpet?

                  Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
                  Sister Verna Too {she thinks atheist have ASS Syndrome}

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                  • kmcgillion
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                    • Jan 2010
                    • 4

                    #774
                    Re: Are You an Atheist?

                    I'm sorry Jeff, have I offended you in some way ?

                    If so, i'm confused, can't you just forgive me ? or is it the big man that does that ? or both ? .. ah well.

                    In terms of the arm wrestle, i'd normally be obliged but it would prove difficult due to the whole via internet thing i'm afraid..sorry.

                    Don't get worked up Jeff, for I am not a sir, I am a madam and with my "little brain" and what not, I'm sure you'll now find what I have to say has no value and you can carry on with your bubble of life, which I genuinely hope doesn't end up burst too drastically for you, frankly, I don't thnk you or anyone as obsessively religious could handle the real world. Hell, it's why religion exists at all today.

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                    • Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
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                      • Oct 2009
                      • 160

                      #775
                      Re: Are You an Atheist?

                      kmcgillian screeches I'm sorry Jeff, have I offended you in some way ?
                      Oh , All Right, ya say your a Brit Girl?
                      Lack of manners have thus been explained.

                      So, Hello Chav.
                      Care to Introduce yourself in the Introduction part of the Forum?

                      Do you fear our congregation?
                      Or are ya bladdered?

                      Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
                      Sister Verna Too {she wonders why all the Brit girls smoke cigs with their panties down}

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                      • Rev. Jim Osborne
                        True Christian™ Televangelist
                        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 8622

                        #776
                        Re: Are You an Atheist?

                        Originally posted by kmcgillion View Post
                        If so, i'm confused, can't you just forgive me ? or is it the big man that does that ? or both ? .. ah well.
                        If you apologize for that racist rant you waltzed in here with, I will forgive you for that. You are expressing ethnic superiority, and you feel because you are a Brit that you are better than us. You owe us an apology.

                        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                        • kmcgillion
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                          • Jan 2010
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                          #777
                          Re: Are You an Atheist?

                          i'll try tell that maggie thatcher to pull up her blimmin pants too

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                          • Rev. Jim Osborne
                            True Christian™ Televangelist
                            Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                            On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 8622

                            #778
                            Re: Are You an Atheist?

                            I know it's hard to accept Christ when you live in a hellhole like England. We know that God Hates England, so you are probably just jaded because of the people around you.

                            The only good thing to come out of England was the King James Bible. After that, God turned His back on the lots of you.

                            Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                            • random_guy01
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                              • Jan 2010
                              • 1

                              #779
                              Re: Are You an Atheist?

                              Hey guys, thanks for being so intolerant and racist, yep, that totally says lots about God. If you're following him, can't picture myself how he must be. :3 Now, if you excuse me, I'm going to continue using the computer which science made... wait, so wouldn't using the computer go against you're religion, 'cause science goes kinda against religion? o yeah, and wouldn't also using medicine go against God's master plan that had upon you guys? Really, are you following him or just seeing which parts of his words and rules you follow and which you don't follow? Really, make up your mind. Now, see us around and have a good day people ;D

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                              • Rev. Jim Osborne
                                True Christian™ Televangelist
                                Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                                On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 8622

                                #780
                                Re: Are You an Atheist?

                                Originally posted by random_guy01 View Post
                                Hey guys, thanks for being so intolerant and racist, yep, that totally says lots about God. If you're following him, can't picture myself how he must be. :3 Now, if you excuse me, I'm going to continue using the computer which science made... wait, so wouldn't using the computer go against you're religion, 'cause science goes kinda against religion? o yeah, and wouldn't also using medicine go against God's master plan that had upon you guys? Really, are you following him or just seeing which parts of his words and rules you follow and which you don't follow? Really, make up your mind. Now, see us around and have a good day people ;D
                                A lot of accusations from you with nary a shred of evidence to support your argument. Please tell us how we are ignoring Scripture like you so claim. Show us book/chapter/verse where it says computers and medicine are to be avoided.

                                Of course, I don't actually expect you to bring up the proper Scripture, but my question clearly shows your arguments are invalid. I think you have us confused with the Amish (shunning technology) and the Christian Scientists (shunning medicine). That just shows how ignorant you are at understanding us, yet you have no problems judging us!

                                Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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