[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

can't picture myself how he must be

He is a white American male. With beard.

Really, are you following him or just seeing which parts of his words and rules you follow and which you don't follow?

You are confusing us with catholics who regard the Bible as a buffet you only have to pick the things from you like most. We True Christians follow the entire Holy Bible. Including the parts where God isn't playing mister nice guy.

[GOD=life]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Hey guys, thanks for being so intolerant and racist (and thank YOU for being equally tolerant towards us, sheesh), yep, that totally says lots about God (Bible, read it). If you're following him (we are), can't picture myself how He must be. (and yet you feel free to make sweeping statements) ... you're (homophone error) religion, 'cause science goes kinda against religion? (no, science confirms Christianity -- it debunks all other religions though) o yeah, and wouldn't also using medicine go against God's master plan that had upon you guys (we don't use medicine but prayer)? Really, are you following Him or just seeing which parts of his words and rules you follow and which you don't follow (you really can't read)? Really, make up your mind. (we did) Now, see us around and have a good day people (we will) ;D

Well, if you bothered with even a cursory glance at the read-this-first thread, you would know that we follow the entire Bible. It's also in people's signatures: if you don't follow the entire Bible, you're not a Christian.

Because so many people abuse the label, we here use True Christian™.

[bcbigguy]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

The Bible can not be wrong it is the word of GOD. It's my guess that is a concept far beyond your some what limited comprehension!

...wow...judgemental much??????

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

...wow...judgemental much??????

Unfortunately for you, James is completely right. He always is.

[True Disciple]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

...wow...judgemental much??????

No, he is just being honest.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

...wow...judgemental much??????

He is quite right. The poster he was responding to clearly did not get it the concept; if The Bible is the Word of God it goes to follow The Bible is perfect.

If find it just both hilarious and tragic that the Unsaved will go to any lengths to avoid facing this concept.

[Red Dogg]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Let's get right down to it, Jesus is freaking awesome. He kicks everyone's a$$ and he does it in style. Jesus was born in 10 billion B.C. in the fires of Mt. Doom after it was spat out of a wormhole opened by the power of Rock & Roll. Baby Jesus was then raised by dragons until the age of 3 when he was made king of dragons after finally settling the million year conflict between the dragons and the robots. He graduated ninja academy at the age of four, and became a cowboy. In 8 billion B.C. Jesus invented the first assault rifle made from the hairs of his beard. That same year he cloned an army of 10 thousand Chuck Norris, 23 thousand Mr. Ts, 8 billion Jet Lis, 5 Bruce Cambells, and Superman, just to prove that he could beat them all in hand to hand combat simultaneously. Jesus then sealed himself in Carbonite until 1939 when he befriended the dinosaurs and lead them against Hitler. In 1945 Jesus went supersaiyen and flew to Saturn to fight the moonbears, promising to return when we would most need him. He returned the day after, saying the moonbears were now extinct due to his fist and has since been rocking out and kicking ass all over the globe. Praise the lord.

[GOD=life]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Red Dogg: that's a long-winded way of saying "yes".

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

It seems today is wacky idiot day.

[True Disciple]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Let's get right down to it, Jesus is freaking awesome. He kicks everyone's a$$ and he does it in style. Jesus was born in 10 billion B.C. in the fires of Mt. Doom after it was spat out of a wormhole opened by the power of Rock & Roll. Baby Jesus was then raised by dragons until the age of 3 when he was made king of dragons after finally settling the million year conflict between the dragons and the robots. He graduated ninja academy at the age of four, and became a cowboy. In 8 billion B.C. Jesus invented the first assault rifle made from the hairs of his beard. That same year he cloned an army of 10 thousand Chuck Norris, 23 thousand Mr. Ts, 8 billion Jet Lis, 5 Bruce Cambells, and Superman, just to prove that he could beat them all in hand to hand combat simultaneously. Jesus then sealed himself in Carbonite until 1939 when he befriended the dinosaurs and lead them against Hitler. In 1945 Jesus went supersaiyen and flew to Saturn to fight the moonbears, promising to return when we would most need him. He returned the day after, saying the moonbears were now extinct due to his fist and has since been rocking out and kicking ass all over the globe. Praise the lord.

Are you delirious? What have you been smoking, kid?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Are you delirious? What have you been smoking, kid?

"Pink Elephant" might have tipped us of.

[True Disciple]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

"Pink Elephant" might have tipped us of.

Yeah, I thought it might suit him better...

[ThrustingBoy]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Your description of an Atheist is wrong my friend and I would expect a Church such as this to understand what an Atheist actually is. You see an Atheist does not "hate" god. Nor does he "love" god, an Atheist is somebody that does not believe in god. If you hear somebody claiming to be an Atheist say that they "hate" god for some reason, then that person is in fact NOT an atheist. To an Atheist there is no God to love OR hate. And since when do Atheists worship monkeys? It is true that most Atheist would believe that we are descendants of apes however they are certainly not a Deity of some kind. Did you not actually know this or are you just trying to make Atheists out to be something that they are actually not? And if you acknowledge the difference I ask that you also please change the False Religions and Cults thread because it says that they all worship Satan. But this is not so because as God is not believed in, neither is Satan. Please understand the beliefs of others before you tell other people what somebody else's beliefs are.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Your description of an Atheist is wrong my friend and I would expect a Church such as this to understand what an Atheist actually is.

I think you have a point there. I understand catholics. They do believe in God they just like to ignore the parts of the Bible they don't like. For a True Christian it is impossible to imagine someone believing God doesn't exist at all. It's the same as saying the Sun doesn't exist even though everyone can see it every day.

So I get why you perceive all this as not hating God. God does exist however and He perceives it that way. Just imagine how you would feel if someone was standing right in front of you pretending you don't exist. You would perceive that as hating you right? So you do hate God. You just don't realize that you do.

[ThrustingBoy]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

So I get why you perceive all this as not hating God. God does exist however and He perceives it that way. Just imagine how you would feel if someone was standing right in front of you pretending you don't exist. You would perceive that as hating you right? So you do hate God. You just don't realize that you do.

We see it two different ways, you see it as I am ignoring God, but I see it as there being nothing there to ignore. And to Hate something is a very negative passionate feeling towards whatever you are hating, but since Atheists do not believe in God, they are UNABLE to hate him. Whether you disagree or agree with the is not the point. An atheist would still not say that he/she hates God as the poll would suggest, nor would they worship Monkeys. And if I were to worship anything it surely would not be Satan as the thread describing Atheists in the "false religions" thread suggests.