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  • Sister Rebecca
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 390

    #241
    Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

    Originally posted by stemmen fra taarnet View Post
    Ah! I love how you simple- minded people just blow everything over because of what your little book of lies tells you. You also forget the fact that the Bible was written by people, people who came about this little "religion" after every other religion. Did you know Paganism was around long before Christianity? This is true, and the "Holy Cross" was a symbol used in Astronomy to represent the sun. There is a (see the space here between "a" and "lot"?) lot of evidence that could diffuse your little religion.

    So when you say the Oxford Dictionary's definition of religion is wrong because it was written by man, just remember.... the Bible was written by men. Delusional men who could not find answers in their lives so they came up with a fabricated fairy tale as a convenient excuse as to why "bad things" happen.

    "Christianity" was used in the "old days" as a political crutch. A scapegoat for the politicians who would do certain things certain ways just because that's what God would want. It would also sway people's opinions on certain topics so whoever was more "Godly" would most likely be voted into their desired position.

    I have studied Christianity since I was just a child. (You mean you're all grown up now? Imagine that) Yes, I was once a little Christian boy, until the signs became more evident. "God" is always the excuse for any question.

    "Why do bad things happen?"
    Because God works in mysterious ways!!!

    "Why does the Bible constantly contradict itself?"
    ....

    And so on, and of course the answer is not a simple, logical explanation, but a twisted and pervertedly idiotic banter about how "our God" is an (no "d" in the word "an") awesome God and whatnot.

    Of course you would go on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on about how I'm a heathen and I'm going to Hell and God created Satan and you'll pray for my soul and yada yada yada yada yada....(no, actually, we won't pray for your soul. You have already blasphemed and that is the unforgiveable sin. You are already destined for Hell no matter WHAT you do from here on out the rest of your life. Might as well go jump off of a cliff now and get it over with.)

    You do not scare me, you do not make me mad (no "e" in the word "mad").
    I simply joined this forum for my own amusement (only one "m" in "amusement") and so far I've been getting my money's worth.

    har har har.
    Please learn how to spell/punctuate properly in God's Chosen Forum. By the way, you "got your money's worth"? Since it is a free forum, and I have yet to hear of you using paypal to tithe us... DUH! Money's worth... grumble grumble....

    I am going to make a leap and guess that your free ride to Hell is already on track as well. Have a nice trip! We will all be standing around drinking wine and laughing at you writhing in pain on Satan's tallywhacker.
    Jesus is watching you masturbate.

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    numquam futuis, puer Batavica ad te asinus praesepe

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    • JennyD
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      Forum Member
      • Dec 2007
      • 9567

      #242
      Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

      I just find it amazing that a Santaist wants to insult Christians as being a cult!!
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      • AntichristianScumbag
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jun 2008
        • 2

        #243
        Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

        You people are petty and absolutely ridiculous! Spelling? Grammar? Does it even matter?! It shouldn't, seeing that most of you ********'s are from Kansas and your education system is sub-par. You only pick apart my writting because you know I have a VERY GOOD POINT and you're simply mad.

        And you kicked me off the site for being a satanist? Are you really that petty?! That's detestable and immature. You people really need a reality check. It's okay though, you'll get it come the apocalypse.

        This will be my last post on this site.

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        • Daisy Mae Johnson
          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15708

          #244
          Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

          Originally posted by AntichristianScumbag View Post
          You people are petty and absolutely ridiculous! Spelling? Grammar? Does it even matter?! It shouldn't, seeing that most of you ********'s are from Kansas and your education system is sub-par. You only pick apart my writting because you know I have a VERY GOOD POINT and you're simply mad.

          And you kicked me off the site for being a satanist? Are you really that petty?! That's detestable and immature. You people really need a reality check. It's okay though, you'll get it come the apocalypse.

          This will be my last post on this site.
          Oh booo hooooo.

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          • AntichristianScumbag
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jun 2008
            • 2

            #245
            Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

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            • StreetPreacherLew
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Mar 2008
              • 107

              #246
              Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

              Originally posted by AntichristianScumbag View Post
              You people are petty and absolutely ridiculous! Spelling? Grammar? Does it even matter?! It shouldn't, seeing that most of you ********'s are from Kansas and your education system is sub-par. You only pick apart my writting because you know I have a VERY GOOD POINT and you're simply mad.

              And you kicked me off the site for being a satanist? Are you really that petty?! That's detestable and immature. You people really need a reality check. It's okay though, you'll get it come the apocalypse.

              This will be my last post on this site.
              Excellent use of the Whaaambulance, Sister.

              Good grammar is next to Godliness. It only matters if you speak ENGLISH. I'm from Californication, I'll have you know, and the godless Sodomites in our State Legislature have made damn sure that our educational system is the MOST sub-par and cost inefficient of any State in our Godly Christian nation, thankyouverymuch.

              We only pick apart your "writting" because it's trash, just like the Unsaved Trash who wrote it. Kick you off for being a Satanist? Did you bother reading the title or do you just pick forums at random?!?

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              • Brother DT
                Unsaved Trash Sees Pink Elephants
                 
                • Apr 2008
                • 43

                #247
                Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                Dosent anyone remember Jim Jones, At least Landover would'nt make us all drink some kool-aid

                Amen

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                • Adillea
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 6

                  #248
                  Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                  Hmm...isn't the definition of a cult somewhere along the lines of something that causes brainwash?

                  I don't own a dictionary O.o

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                  • I Fail
                    Unsaved trash
                     
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 26

                    #249
                    Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                    The Merriam-Webster online dictionary lists five different definitions of the word "cult."[13]
                    1. Formal religious veneration2. A system of religious beliefs and ritual; also: its body of adherents;3. A religion regarded as unorthodox or spurious; also: its body of adherents;4. A system for the cure of disease based on dogma set forth by its promulgator;5. Great devotion to a person, idea, object, movement, or work (as a film or book). The Random House Unabridged Dictionary's eight definitions of "cult" are:
                    1. A particular system of religious worship, esp. with reference to its rites and ceremonies;2. An instance of great veneration of a person, ideal, or thing, esp. as manifested by a body of admirers;3. The object of such devotion;4. A group or sect bound together by veneration of the same thing, person, ideal, etc;5. Group having a sacred ideology and a set of rites centering around their sacred symbols;6. A religion or sect considered to be false, unorthodox, or extremist, with members often living outside of conventional society under the direction of a charismatic leader;7. The members of such a religion or sect;8. Any system for treating human sickness that originated by a person usually claiming to have sole insight into the nature of disease, and that employs methods regarded as unorthodox or unscientific. Webster's New World College Dictionary defines "cult" as:
                    1a. a system of religious worship or ritual1b. a quasi-religious group, often living in a colony, with a charismatic leader who indoctrinates members with unorthodox or extremist views, practices or beliefs2a. devoted attachment to, or extravagant admiration for, a person, principle or lifestyle, especially when regarded as a fad [the cult of nudism]2b. the object of such attachment3. a group of followers, sect
                    These are some definitions of a cult from prestiged and reliable sources. Lets see which you guys follow:1 Formal religious veneration 2 A system of religious beliefs and ritual3 A religion regarded as unorthodox 4 Great devotion to a person, idea, object, movement, or work (as a film or book).5 A particular system of religious worship, esp. with reference to its rites and ceremonies; 6 A group or sect bound together by veneration of the same thing, person, ideal, etc;7 A religion or sect considered to be false, unorthodox, or extremist, with members often living outside of conventional society under the direction of a charismatic leader; 8 The members of such a religion or sect;...........and on and on and on.You guys may not be a violent cult, unless you count slapping babies as violent, but you certainly meet the standards of a cult.

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                    • VictoryOS
                      True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                       
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 5388

                      #250
                      Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                      Originally posted by I Fail View Post
                      These are some definitions of a cult from prestiged and reliable sources. Lets see which you guys follow:1 Formal religious veneration 2 A system of religious beliefs and ritual3 A religion regarded as unorthodox 4 Great devotion to a person, idea, object, movement, or work (as a film or book).5 A particular system of religious worship, esp. with reference to its rites and ceremonies; 6 A group or sect bound together by veneration of the same thing, person, ideal, etc;7 A religion or sect considered to be false, unorthodox, or extremist, with members often living outside of conventional society under the direction of a charismatic leader; 8 The members of such a religion or sect;...........and on and on and on.You guys may not be a violent cult, unless you count slapping babies as violent, but you certainly meet the standards of a cult.
                      When you do a paper for school, do you always start it off with, "Webster's dictionary defines ______ as..."? It's no wonder you fail.
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                      • Roberta
                        Anti La Leche League Organizer
                        True Christian™
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 1817

                        #251
                        Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                        Let's start a new thread about 101 dangerous cults!

                        #6 A group or sect bound together by veneration of the same thing, person, ideal, etc

                        This would be demoncrats, correct?
                        Come climb my mountains.

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                        • I Fail
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                          • Jul 2008
                          • 26

                          #252
                          Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                          No, I only used one in this scenario because it seems you people are too stubborn to listen to common sense, so I had to spell out the truth for you.

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                          • Ezekiel Bathfire
                            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                            Christ's Rottweiler
                             
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 22844

                            #253
                            Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                            Originally posted by I Fail View Post
                            [...]so I had to spell out the truth for you.
                            The Lord of Hosts already has the job of spelling out the Truth, and He has done it in The Bible KJV 1611.

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                            • Ahimaaz Smith
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                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2007
                              • 2549

                              #254
                              Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                              Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                              Your function is otiose.
                              And he serves no purpose.

                              Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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                              • GAY_Tool
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                                • Aug 2008
                                • 63

                                #255
                                Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                                YOU ARE A CULT

                                here's my evidence:

                                1) You all follow one religious belief (WACO and the davidians anyone?)
                                2) You threaten bad things on anyone who disagrees, heard of hitler?
                                3) You take peoples money and tell them if they support you good things will happen (again WACO?)
                                4) Your all narrow minded twats , since when did normal people hate homosexuals and goths on what they wear and do in THEIR free time? never.
                                5) The world hates you and you like it.

                                The only thing missing from this list is bombed by federal goverment or UN.
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