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  • seriouslyguys
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    • Oct 2010
    • 1

    #1

    Wow....

    I had to question myself if this was a true forum and website, not just some people brought together because of their like minded ignorance. I was brought here after being linked to the flat earth society forums(lol) from mIRC. After reading a couple of posts here and seeing the top border(logo5.jpg) I have come to my own conclusion that perhaps the majority here think they are superior to everyone else based off their own made up theory and logic. "Why god hates" topics. Haven't read them but they disgust me by title. I'm not sure what this religion is all about but to me it seems like a kind of hatred towards everything else that isn't. "Unsaved unwelcome"? Seriously? Isn't the point to help others get saved from being a sinner. Not saying I recommend this forum to read or to ever believe in. Getting saved in this 'religion' must involve some ritual right? Oh right baptist. Go ahead hating others, "But I say to you, love your enemies, and pray for those who persecute you" Matthew 5:44. Perhaps you all need prayer. Oh, and no one is perfect. Not even a christian. Go ahead and read my wall of text up there. Ban me, argue with me, say how I am of a false religion or to belong to a 'False Christian Church'. Pull everything out of the arsenal, because if having to occupy 'your' view of heaven with the people in these forums I don't think I'd want to.
  • Titus Templeton
    Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
    Jesus macht frei
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    • Aug 2010
    • 5912

    #2
    Re: Wow....

    Would be great if you use the enter button.
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    • Brother Temperance
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      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
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      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #3
      Re: Wow....

      Originally posted by seriouslyguys View Post
      I had to question myself if this was a true forum and website, not just some people brought together because of their like minded ignorance.
      Why are some people brought together by their shared beliefs (or like-minded ignorance, as you so spitefully put it) not a true forum?
      I was brought here after being linked to the flat earth society forums(lol) from mIRC. After reading a couple of posts here and seeing the top border(logo5.jpg) I have come to my own conclusion that perhaps the majority here think they are superior to everyone else based off their own made up theory and logic.
      Friend, we have no logic other than what God tells us, and no "made up theory" other than what's in the Bible.
      "Why god hates" topics. Haven't read them but they disgust me by title.
      Have you ever heard the saying "Don't judge a book by its cover?" That applies to threads and their titles too.

      John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

      In future, try not to be so prejudiced.
      I'm not sure what this religion is all about but to me it seems like a kind of hatred towards everything else that isn't. "Unsaved unwelcome"? Seriously? Isn't the point to help others get saved from being a sinner.
      Yes, at which point they are no longer unsaved, pretty much by definition. Do you understand what words mean?
      Not saying I recommend this forum to read or to ever believe in. Getting saved in this 'religion' must involve some ritual right? Oh right baptist. Go ahead hating others, "But I say to you, love your enemies, and pray for those who persecute you" Matthew 5:44. Perhaps you all need prayer. Oh, and no one is perfect. Not even a christian.
      What about Jesus?

      1 John 1:7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.

      1 John 3:6 Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.

      Do you believe that Jesus has the power to wash us free of ALL sin, or not?
      Go ahead and read my wall of text up there. Ban me, argue with me, say how I am of a false religion or to belong to a 'False Christian Church'.
      Why do you want us to ban you? Is it because you know you have no way of defending your twisted false Christian beliefs?
      Pull everything out of the arsenal, because if having to occupy 'your' view of heaven with the people in these forums I don't think I'd want to.
      You can mangle your sentences all you like, dear, you're still going to Hell. Have a nice day.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • Jo Freddie
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        • Apr 2009
        • 6339

        #4
        Re: Wow....

        Originally posted by Bon Tempi View Post
        Friend, we have no logic other than what God tells us, and no "made up theory" other than what's in the Bible.
        Well Bon Tempi, you are making a start, accepting that what is in the Bible is made up.
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        • handmaiden
          Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 11516

          #5
          Re: Wow....

          Originally posted by seriouslyguys View Post
          I had to question myself if this was a true forum and website, not just some people brought together because of their like minded ignorance. I was brought here after being linked to the flat earth society forums(lol) from mIRC. After reading a couple of posts here and seeing the top border(logo5.jpg) I have come to my own conclusion that perhaps the majority here think they are superior to everyone else based off their own made up theory and logic. "Why god hates" topics. Haven't read them but they disgust me by title. I'm not sure what this religion is all about but to me it seems like a kind of hatred towards everything else that isn't. "Unsaved unwelcome"? Seriously? Isn't the point to help others get saved from being a sinner. Not saying I recommend this forum to read or to ever believe in. Getting saved in this 'religion' must involve some ritual right? Oh right baptist. Go ahead hating others, "But I say to you, love your enemies, and pray for those who persecute you" Matthew 5:44. Perhaps you all need prayer. Oh, and no one is perfect. Not even a christian. Go ahead and read my wall of text up there. Ban me, argue with me, say how I am of a false religion or to belong to a 'False Christian Church'. Pull everything out of the arsenal, because if having to occupy 'your' view of heaven with the people in these forums I don't think I'd want to.
          First, take a breath. Good. Sometimes it is easy to get carried away in one's spittle-emitting rage and forget to breathe.

          Now, don't worry your pretty little head over the thought of us banning you. That's not likely to happen. You really aren't that important, dearie.

          It's good to see you quoting some scripture; we encourage that. After you have run through your own arsenal of kindly, comforting Bible bits, we can help you face up to the version that big people read.

          The Bible that we read has illuminating stories that share the True Nature of God. There are also a host of instructions for how to live one's life.

          Some seem like micro-managing. Others seem a little out-of-date. Still others cause the squeamish and tender-hearted to fall away.

          None of these instructions can be ignored or flouted at will. The Bible shows us over and over again, that more important than any deed done or not done for the Lord or any other cause, is the heart from which the deed arises.

          If God tells you that your post-menopausal wife will finally give you a long awaited son, it will happen. If God tells you to slit that son's throat, you do it.

          If God tells you to clear out a town of all the inhabitants, there had better not be any babies left alive in their cradles. If God tells you that sodomy is wrong; it is wrong. Better the vaginal rape of a virgin daughter by dozens of men than a single penis fired off in the wrong orifice.

          God looks after His Own. But only when His adherents offer total surrender of their hearts. Once you're in with God, anybody that messes with you can expect to be torn limb from limb. If God doesn't send a bear or a plague or a surfeit of amphibians or insects, then keep praying. God will answer that prayer and bless your own efforts to hack your enemies apart. God never lets His people down.

          My friend, what we offer here is the simple service of proclaiming God's Word. For centuries now, people have read it and often gotten it wrong. We want you to get it right. That's why we seek out the hidden corners of God's Word that much of the world prefers to pretend isn't there.

          Read, my friend. Read the Holy Bible as it has been divinely passed down to us from generations past. Trust me, we don't need any other "arsenal" but the Word of God.

          Seriously Yours,

          Handmaiden
          His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

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          • DanishAtheistScum
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Oct 2010
            • 59

            #6
            Re: Wow....

            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post

            Friend, we have no logic other than what God tells us, and no "made up theory" other than what's in the Bible.
            Let me understand this correctly, you have no made up theory other than the Bible?

            What I understand is that you say the bible is a made up theory?

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22897

              #7
              Re: Wow....

              It's all a question of where the commas are: "Friend, we have no logic other than what God tells us, and no "made up theory", other than what's in the Bible."

              Perhaps, "Friend, other than what's in the Bible, we have no logic other than what God tells us, and no "made up theory." is better?

              Obviously, God does not "make things up" - Ha! If He can make the earth and everything in it in 6 days, describe unicorns accurately and make an iron ax head float, He doesn't need to make things up!
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              • DanishAtheistScum
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Oct 2010
                • 59

                #8
                Re: Wow....

                Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                It's all a question of where the commas are: "Friend, we have no logic other than what God tells us, and no "made up theory", other than what's in the Bible."

                Perhaps, "Friend, other than what's in the Bible, we have no logic other than what God tells us, and no "made up theory." is better?

                Obviously, God does not "make things up" - Ha! If He can make the earth and everything in it in 6 days, describe unicorns accurately and make an iron ax head float, He doesn't need to make things up!
                Thanks for this. I just concluded before, that somebody made up a story about God, and Everything.
                But hey - Im just an Atheist with love for everybody.

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                • Bobby-Joe
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                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #9
                  Re: Wow....

                  Originally posted by DanishBaptist View Post
                  Thanks for this. I just concluded before, that somebody made up a story about God, and Everything.
                  But hey - Im just an Atheist with love for everybody.
                  And you pretend to a Christian. How disgusting and typically like an Atheist. As a TRUE Christian(tm) I am repulsed by your feeble attempts to make a few jokes at the expense of religion.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  • DanishAtheistScum
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Oct 2010
                    • 59

                    #10
                    Re: Wow....

                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                    And you pretend to a Christian. How disgusting and typically like an Atheist. As a TRUE Christian™ I am repulsed by your feeble attempts to make a few jokes at the expense of religion.
                    If god hates me so much, let me fell his wrath in the next couple of days.
                    I dont hate him, I dont mock him. Though i don't believe in him. I dont hate those who do.

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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
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                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405

                      #11
                      Re: Wow....

                      Originally posted by DanishBaptist View Post
                      If god hates me so much, let me fell his wrath in the next couple of days.
                      I dont hate him, I dont mock him. Though i don't believe in him. I dont hate those who do.
                      You're still the lowest from a life; an atheist. Trust me TRUE Christians(tm) know all about your kind and your NOT funny jokes. Well listen here monkey worshipers; Richard Dawkins can't SAVE your from Hell, only Jesus can.

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      • Titus Templeton
                        Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                        Jesus macht frei
                        True Christian™
                        • Aug 2010
                        • 5912

                        #12
                        Re: Wow....

                        Originally posted by DanishBaptist View Post
                        If god hates me so much, let me fell his wrath in the next couple of days.
                        I dont hate him, I dont mock him. Though i don't believe in him. I dont hate those who do.
                        God hates people who dont believe in him. That is your problem my friend.
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                        -Holocaust Jokes
                        -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                        -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                        -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                        -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                        -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                        • DanishAtheistScum
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Oct 2010
                          • 59

                          #13
                          Re: Wow....

                          Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                          God hates people who dont believe in him. That is your problem my friend.
                          I Accept its my problem, and if im going to hell, its fine with me

                          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                          You're still the lowest from a life; an atheist. Trust me TRUE Christians™ know all about your kind and your NOT funny jokes. Well listen here monkey worshipers; Richard Dawkins can't SAVE your from Hell, only Jesus can.
                          Monkey "Worshipers" - "Worshippers" i hope.

                          WE dont worship monkeys. We dont worship at all, this ignorancy shows what you know.

                          Atheist dont believe there exist a god of supernatural power. An Atheist isn't bound to think that the scientific fact are true. An Aheist can question science as much as he wants to.

                          We're not worshipping Monkeys.

                          Richard Dawkins doesn't have to save us from hell.

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                          • handmaiden
                            Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 11516

                            #14
                            Re: Wow....

                            Originally posted by DanishAtheistScum View Post
                            Richard Dawkins doesn't have to save us from hell.
                            But would someone please save us from you?

                            The boredom and tiresomness of your little rantlings in becoming excruciating. I feel like thumbing through my Bible in a reckless manner just so I can get a paper cut and wake up and care about you in the least little bit.

                            Nap time.


                            Drowsily Yours,

                            Handmaiden
                            His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                            Guns For God and the Economy

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                            • Lisa H
                              Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 5070

                              #15
                              Re: Wow....

                              Originally posted by DanishAtheistScum View Post
                              I Accept its my problem, and if im going to hell, its fine with me
                              Why don't you want to believe in the Lord. There have been many people in the past who did not believe in the Lord, even though He has given them many signs.

                              Numbers 14:11 And the LORD said unto Moses, How long will this people provoke me? and how long will it be ere they believe me, for all the signs which I have shewed among them?

                              Originally posted by DanishAtheistScum View Post
                              Monkey "Worshipers" - "Worshippers" i hope.

                              WE dont worship monkeys. We dont worship at all, this ignorancy shows what you know.

                              Atheist dont believe there exist a god of supernatural power. An Atheist isn't bound to think that the scientific fact are true. An Aheist can question science as much as he wants to.

                              We're not worshipping Monkeys.

                              Richard Dawkins doesn't have to save us from hell.
                              True Christians do not believe secular science that goes against God to be true either. Yet were are persecuted because of it. Which begs the question why are not atheists persecuted for not believing in secular science.
                              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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