Atheists, being too stupid to understand the concept of God, do not have the ability to believe in Him.
This directly parallels the cases of infants and inanimate objects, who also lack the intelligence necessary to believe in God.
In the case of the adult, human atheist, his mind is totally confounded by all sorts of non-sequiturs about standards of evidence, historicity, facticity, and the scientific method. They fail to understand that religion and reason are non-overlapping magisteria. Due to the excessive activity taking place in the atheist's mind, he becomes hateful and resentful of God and his fellow man which as we know leads to anal fixation and eventually the choice to roast in Hell for all eternity, for the sake of the sadistic sodomy that goes along with it.
In the cases of infants and inanimate objects, there is simply not enough mental capacity to begin with. So they cannot contain a belief in God either.
Thus, inanimate objects such as lamp posts and toilets are atheists! And so are stupid little ignorant babies! Thus atheists as a group are no smarter than dead babies!
This directly parallels the cases of infants and inanimate objects, who also lack the intelligence necessary to believe in God.
In the case of the adult, human atheist, his mind is totally confounded by all sorts of non-sequiturs about standards of evidence, historicity, facticity, and the scientific method. They fail to understand that religion and reason are non-overlapping magisteria. Due to the excessive activity taking place in the atheist's mind, he becomes hateful and resentful of God and his fellow man which as we know leads to anal fixation and eventually the choice to roast in Hell for all eternity, for the sake of the sadistic sodomy that goes along with it.
In the cases of infants and inanimate objects, there is simply not enough mental capacity to begin with. So they cannot contain a belief in God either.
Thus, inanimate objects such as lamp posts and toilets are atheists! And so are stupid little ignorant babies! Thus atheists as a group are no smarter than dead babies!

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