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  • John Creeser
    Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
     
    • Aug 2009
    • 7248

    #1

    Ray Comfort - How to become an atheist!!

    I know Ray is pretty liberal but there are times he actually says something intelligent. I usually follow him on the Facebook for such glimpses of intelligence and I was pleasantly surprised today. He NAILS it. He shows in splendid detail just how self absorbed, delusional and down right idiotic atheists are to reject what is as plain as the nose on your face.

    Becoming an Atheist – Ray Comfort

    There are two main hard and fast rules for anyone who would like to become an atheist. If you are tempted, beware. It's easy to take the first step, but it is very difficult to walk the walk.

    The first rule is to ignore design in nature. You will see it everywhere; from the planets, to the atoms, to the birds and the bees, to the seasons, to the design of the human body, the design of fish, flowers, fruits, feet, and even fungus. And of course, the amazing-looking human eye--everywhere you look and everywhere you can't look, you will see design.

    Now here's the hard part. Ignore your God-given common sense. Admit that everything man made is man-made, but be uncompromisingly adamant that everything in nature came from nothing, with no Designer. Once you have set aside your acumen to do this, crown yourself as being intelligent. Very. Then find other atheists and they will confirm to you that you are indeed, intelligent.

    The second rule is to "believe." This is very important, because if you let doubt in, it will let in fear, and that can be a scary thing when the issue at stake is a place called "Hell."

    Believe that you are right in your beliefs. Believe that evolution is indeed true. Believe that it's scientific. Believe that there are no missing links, and believe that Richard Dawkins knows what he is talking about.

    Believe that you are an ape, that you are not morally responsible because apes have no moral absolutes. Believe that your conscience was given to you by your parents and society, and not by God (always use a small "g" for God, if possible).

    To grow as an atheist, you will need to learn believers' language--phrases like "There is no creation," "Evolution is a proven fact," and the powerful "Flying Spaghetti Monster." Learn the fine art of cutting and pasting, and responding with "Straw man!" That means you won't have to respond to anything challenging.

    All this will give perceived intelligence. Never question evolution, and don't think for yourself.

    Do these things, and you will be able to call yourself an atheist, or even a "new" atheist. How cool is that! Well, I should say, as much of one as you can be called one. No one can be a true atheist because you need "absolute knowledge" to say that there is no God. So until you are omniscient (like God), you will just have to do with pretending to be one.
    -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
    -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

    -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
    -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
    -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
    -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
    -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

    STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12758

    #2
    Re: Ray Comfort - How to become an atheist!!

    Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
    I know Ray is pretty liberal but there are times he actually says something intelligent. .. today. He NAILS it. He shows in splendid detail just how self absorbed, delusional and down right idiotic atheists are to reject what is as plain as the nose on your face.
    No atheist can stand up to Ray Comfort. He runs over opponents like they were not there. Keep up the good work, Ray.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    • Redeemed Papist
      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2011
      • 10409

      #3
      Re: Ray Comfort - How to become an atheist!!

      I've seen Ray in action and he is truly amazing.

      Only Ray can leave atheists with no possible answer. As you say, it's a shame there is the unresolved issue of the potential man love between him and Kirk Cameron. I personally don't think he's an actual fag, though.
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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #4
        Re: Ray Comfort - How to become an atheist!!

        Originally posted by Ray Comfort
        Believe that you are right in your beliefs.
        Boy isn't this the truth! Atheists have more faith than most Christians! They don't even bother with evidence, they just try to shout down anyone who doesn't agree with their beliefs.
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22889

          #5
          Re: Ray Comfort - How to become an atheist!!

          Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
          I know Ray is pretty liberal but there are times he actually says something intelligent. He NAILS it. He shows in splendid detail just how self absorbed, delusional and down right idiotic atheists are to reject what is as plain as the nose on your face.
          The first rule is to ignore design in nature. You will see it everywhere; from the planets, to the atoms, to the birds and the bees, to the seasons, to the design of the human body, the design of fish, flowers, fruits, feet, and even fungus. And of course, the amazing-looking human eye--everywhere you look and everywhere you can't look, you will see design.
          I'd be obliged if someone can point me to anywhere that Mr Comfort might have given an explanation of why all the small bits end up at the bottom of the box. They always do this. It is obvious that there is the Hand of God at work, otherwise we would see some boxes with the big flakes at the bottom - they would "evolve!"

          It is clear that the little bits, that no-one likes, are there to remind you to buy another box and pass on the remains of the old one to the servants.

          People think an eye is complex, but just think of having to sort every box so that the bits are graded absolutely correctly - big at the top, small at the bottom!

          I like to think of it as My Own Breakfast Miracle!

          You know, it really is hard to be an atheist in the face of overwhelming evidence.
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • Artofburning
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Sep 2012
            • 62

            #6
            Re: Ray Comfort - How to become an atheist!!

            I CAN'T STAND ATHEISTS! Why are they always so persistent on bombarding me with hatred and animosity every time I announce Jesus Christ as my Lord and Saviour? They say they live their lives by evidence yet they completely ignore the evidence right in front of them (The Holy Bible) and then turn around and call me a retard for ignoring evidence...

            It's like handing someone instructions on how to operate a chainsaw and then that person throws it back in your face and calls you an idiot for not giving him instructions.

            It's so difficult knowing these people are everywhere...
            Revelation 20:10
            And the devil, who deceived them, was thrown into the lake of burning sulfur, where the beast and the false prophet had been thrown.

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            • John Creeser
              Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
               
              • Aug 2009
              • 7248

              #7
              Re: Ray Comfort - How to become an atheist!!

              Ray Comfort is an atheist refudiating MACHINE!! He knocks it out of the park here



              OUT. OF. THE. PARK!!!

              Ray Comfort: I certainly hope not.
              This simple quote speaks volumes about True Christians™ such as Ray. Who knows what we would do if we didn't live our lives as outlined in the Bible. If we found out there was no God, I too, would certainly hope I didn't just run out of my house and rape the first person I saw (male or female).

              However, thank Jesus God is REAL!! Because we'll never know what it's like to live without a moral compass.....unlike the unsaved masses who rape, murder in pillage without remorse or fear of their impending judgement.
              -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
              -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

              -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
              -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
              -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
              -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
              -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

              STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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              • Eddie James
                Unsaved trash, sheep lover
                • Apr 2013
                • 145

                #8
                Re: Ray Comfort - How to become an atheist!!

                How to become an atheist?

                Read the bible!

                any non-delusional mind will become an atheist immediately
                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                • John Creeser
                  Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                   
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 7248

                  #9
                  Re: Ray Comfort - How to become an atheist!!

                  Originally posted by Eddie James View Post
                  How to become an atheist?

                  Read the bible!

                  any non-delusional mind will become an atheist immediately
                  A delusional mind rejects God's Word.

                  Look, I understand there is some tough love in the Bible, but that's what fathers do. Has your father ever grounded you? It's just like God when you disobey Him, except instead of getting sent to your room, you go to the lake of fire for eternity. So don't disobey God and get yourself grounded...it really is that simple.
                  -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                  -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                  -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                  -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                  -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                  -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                  -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                  STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                  • Eddie James
                    Unsaved trash, sheep lover
                    • Apr 2013
                    • 145

                    #10
                    Re: Ray Comfort - How to become an atheist!!

                    Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
                    A delusional mind rejects God's Word.

                    Look, I understand there is some tough love in the Bible, but that's what fathers do. Has your father ever grounded you? It's just like God when you disobey Him, except instead of getting sent to your room, you go to the lake of fire for eternity. So don't disobey God and get yourself grounded...it really is that simple.

                    My dad never killed me for somebody else's sins, he didn't order me to take virgin women for my own use, he didn't sacrifice himself in the form of his son.

                    Being grounded is slightly different from the justice of god.
                    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                    • John Creeser
                      Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                       
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 7248

                      #11
                      Re: Ray Comfort - How to become an atheist!!

                      Originally posted by Eddie James View Post
                      My dad never killed me for somebody else's sins, he didn't order me to take virgin women for my own use (Judges 21: 10-24), he didn't sacrifice himself in the form of his son (John 3:16).
                      So you do know a bit about the Bible. Good!!!

                      Being grounded is slightly different from the justice of god.
                      I was merely trying to make an analogy simple enough that even atheists can understand. As for God's justice it can be pretty harsh, but it is HIS justice and who are we to question. John 14:15, Joshua 1:8
                      -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                      -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                      -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                      -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                      -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                      -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                      -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                      STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                      • Eddie James
                        Unsaved trash, sheep lover
                        • Apr 2013
                        • 145

                        #12
                        Re: Ray Comfort - How to become an atheist!!

                        Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
                        So you do know a bit about the Bible. Good!!!



                        I was merely trying to make an analogy simple enough that even atheists can understand. As for God's justice it can be pretty harsh, but it is HIS justice and who are we to question. John 14:15, Joshua 1:8
                        I question it. If he made me, he made the thoughts I think, he created me as an atheist, and he created the secular, equal, and morally superior world I live in.

                        Also being omniscient and omnipotent he would have known I would become an atheist, and that logic and morality come from man, and not god.
                        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                        abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                        • Irinka the repentant jewess
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Oct 2012
                          • 359

                          #13
                          Re: Ray Comfort - How to become an atheist!!

                          Originally posted by Eddie James View Post
                          I question it. If he made me, he made the thoughts I think, he created me as an atheist, and he created the secular, equal, and morally superior world I live in.

                          Also being omniscient and omnipotent he would have known I would become an atheist, and that logic and morality come from man, and not god.
                          You live in a morally superior world? I envy you, because the world I live in lacks morals and is swiftly descending into the great abyss of hopelessness, eternal despair, and unspeakable evil. Revelation 20:1-15.
                          Joshua 1:6: "Bee strong, and of a good courage: for vnto this people shalt thou diuide for an inheritance the land which I sware vnto their fathers to giue them".

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                          • John Creeser
                            Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                             
                            • Aug 2009
                            • 7248

                            #14
                            Re: Ray Comfort - How to become an atheist!!

                            Originally posted by Eddie James View Post
                            I question it. If he made me, he made the thoughts I think, he created me as an atheist, and he created the secular, equal, and morally superior world I live in.
                            Certainly there is scripture to back up your claim;

                            Psalm 58:3 The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies.

                            John 6:64 But there are some of you that believe not. For Jesus knew from the beginning who they were that believed not, and who should betray him.
                            John 6:65 And he said, Therefore said I unto you, that no man can come unto me, except it were given unto him of my Father.

                            God knows many things, even the number of hairs of your head!

                            Luke 12:7 But even the very hairs of your head are all numbered. Fear not therefore: you are of more value than many sparrows.

                            However, he also gave you free will. Right now, as Jesus as your witness, you could choose to get Saved if you really wanted too. You could choose eternal life over eternal damnation!!
                            -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                            -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                            -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                            -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                            -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                            -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                            -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                            STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #15
                              Re: Ray Comfort - How to become an atheist!!

                              Originally posted by Eddie James View Post
                              I question it. If he made me, he made the thoughts I think, he created me as an atheist, and he created the secular, equal, and morally superior world I live in.

                              Also being omniscient and omnipotent he would have known I would become an atheist, and that logic and morality come from man, and not god.
                              He knows that you're a godmocker. Sometimes God makes people wicked in order to flush them down to hell.

                              God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: That they all might be damned.--2 Th.2:11-12
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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