[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Your oppinion on atheists?
why do you think they don't believe in God?

Because they're stupid.



Of course I'm generalizing...there are many other factors at play, including: preoccupation with anal sex, inflated narcissistic self-worth, narcotics use, trans-gender psychosis, video game addiction, etc. etc.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

P.S. Don't forget to make a thread of your own in the Introduction Forum...we want to get to know you!

[TomaVlad]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Your oppinion on atheists?
why do you think they don't believe in God?

[AliceDemonslayer]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Oh, they all are equally horrid! There is no difference in being a Muslim and a Satanist in my eyes.

[Oneofakind]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Notice how Matzo Zachy try to discourage you from finding out more, this is because they are scared of the truth, they have invested so much time, effort, and money into the lie they follow.

You can read how Our Lord Noodle created everything here.

this is probably the funniest stuff i've read in years i'm definitely buying that book

[Jo Freddie]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Tell me more of this flying spaghetti monster.

Notice how Matzo Zachy try to discourage you from finding out more, this is because they are scared of the truth, they have invested so much time, effort, and money into the lie they follow.

You can read how Our Lord Noodle created everything here.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

You should worry less about some made-up "religion" mocking Our Lord Jesus Christ and more about the redemption of your stained soul.

Also, you need to make a thread of your own in the Introduction Forum. We want to get to know you!

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Thank you Mr Smyth. Perhaps you were not actually reprimanding me, but I should point out that macaroni paradise does not exist; that's just where they say you go

like mormons sending you off to Kolob for weirdo breeding programmes or Hubbardites getting it on with aliens.

All lies, their common destination being HELL FOREVER.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Tell me more of this flying spaghetti monster.

You should worry less about some made-up "religion" mocking Our Lord Jesus Christ and more about the redemption of your stained soul.

Also, you need to make a thread of your own in the Introduction Forum. We want to get to know you!

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Tell me more of this flying spaghetti monster.

You "worship" it by being insane and then get to go to an antiparadise where the air smells like a slops tray and there's all these real dodgy looking characters having fits.

[Oneofakind]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

I have posted about this before, while The Great Prophet, Bobby Henderson (Pasta Be Upon Him) did indeed write the letter to the Kansas school board in 2005, there is much evidence to show that Pastafarians existed long before that.
There is also evidence that the people of South America knew of Our Lord Noodle in accent times.

Tell me more of this flying spaghetti monster.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

There should be a special section for the demonic Church of England, which is not so much "liberal" as no less than institutionalised atheism! Or do I mean no more? The very memory of it has fried my use of my own language.

I was raised in that establishment, if you can call it raised. Dragged up might be closer to the truth. Unsaved and monstrous child that I was, I did not believe in God, but did they even care if I burned in Hell? I strongly suspect that these fiends do not even acknowledge the existence of Hell.

I thank Jesus every day for leading me to Landover Baptist and away from the fiery furnace that might otherwise have been my fate.

Praise Jesus! He can be found in the most depraved human cults!

[robin__24]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Them scientologists win ,bunch of nutjobs.

[Attila's Wife]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

There should be a special section for the demonic Church of England, which is not so much "liberal" as no less than institutionalised atheism! Or do I mean no more? The very memory of it has fried my use of my own language.

I was raised in that establishment, if you can call it raised. Dragged up might be closer to the truth. Unsaved and monstrous child that I was, I did not believe in God, but did they even care if I burned in Hell? I strongly suspect that these fiends do not even acknowledge the existence of Hell.

I thank Jesus every day for leading me to Landover Baptist and away from the fiery furnace that might otherwise have been my fate.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

What is the Hot Dog seller talking about? There is no fence there! Is it imaginary just like Jesus?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Pastafarianism is the worst false religion! Worse than the joos!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

[QUOTE=Ecneis;1009345]The worst false religion....

How about all religion as none of it exists.

It is easy to prove to yourself that God is imaginary. The evidence is all around you. Here are 50 simple proofs:


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If God does not exist explain the existence of Noodles, a representation of Our Lord in edible form!

Swashbuckling Pirates are Our Lord Chosen people, lees of them in the world more global warming, another proof of Our Lord Noodle for those whose care to look!