[Daedalus]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

Well, I'm glad they're happy now because they've got an eternity of misery and torment ahead of them after Jesus kills them.

Jesus?

Isn't Jesus already dead? he was put on a cross and he bleed to death.

So how can he still live?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

Jesus?

Isn't Jesus already dead? he was put on a cross and he bleed to death.

So how can he still live?

You unsaved scum are completely unfamiliar with the greatest story ever told, aren't you....

Jesus Christ was the only begotten son of God Almighty, creator of the universe around 6,000 years ago. Jesus suffered and died (temporarily) on the cross for your sins. On the third day HE ROSE, and later ascended to Heaven, where He sits at the right hand of God and waits for the final judgment of Mankind to come.

I kid you not. It all happened, and you can read about it in the Holy Bible. You can read about it HERE, on a site that is tailor made for folks like you.

[mostwanted67]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

bump also retarded thread

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

bump also retarded thread

There something you want to say here friend? We are here to kick back and discuss faith here so why don't you relax and open up and we can tell you why are you wrong.

[Jenni111]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

I've always used a nine-iron, as the slanted head digs into the flesh in a way that is very satisfying and causes immense pain. How ever, I've recently been trying the five-iron, which is more flat faced, and it produces a resounding smack which is truly a joyful noise. Which of these clubs do you reccommend, or maybe I should use a different one all together, like the seven-iron? I'm just not sure.

Gary

Well, my dad just uses his hand but he used to use a stick.

bump also retarded thread

Aren't you retarded for bumping a thread with and having nothing to add to it?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

Never hit a child with a Golf Club. You could damage the Club.

[cheesegod]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

surely if you brought your child up properly with manners and the correct attitude to life, then you wouldnt have to beat it within an inch if its life every time it did something wrong?

i think if the parents have to resort to beating the child instead of it being intelligent enough to know it has done something wrong, then the parents have failed.

[Nobar King]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

i think if the parents have to resort to beating the child instead of it being intelligent enough to know it has done something wrong, then the parents have failed.

You don't have any children, do you? It's pretty obvious.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

surely if you brought your child up properly with manners and the correct attitude to life, then you wouldnt have to beat it within an inch if its life every time it did something wrong?

i think if the parents have to resort to beating the child instead of it being intelligent enough to know it has done something wrong, then the parents have failed.

Return when you have learned out to write properly and also follow forum rules. Hint: You have a shift key, when you hold it down, it can make a letter a Capital. Amazing!


brits.... jeez!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

You don't have any children, do you? It's pretty obvious.

I think he is one, Brother Nobar.

[cheesegod]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

i have 3 children. all lovely christian and well behaved.

YES I HAVE A SHIFT KEY. dont be such a grammar nazi.

brits? didnt we send all our rejects to you and australia?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

i have 3 children. all lovely christian and well behaved.

I doubt it.

YES I HAVE A SHIFT KEY. dont be such a grammar nazi.

God managed the whole Bible without a mistake - your post is dreadful. "Respect" is the word you seek.

brits? didnt we send all our rejects to you and australia?

I think it is correct not to capitalize "brits" - as you suggest, they require no respect. The truth is that all Christians brits left. Your rainy island is God's waste bucket.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

i have 3 children. all lovely christian and well behaved.

YES I HAVE A SHIFT KEY. dont be such a grammar nazi.

brits? didnt we send all our rejects to you and australia?

You have three grubby toothless gutter maggots, way to go!
You know who the three dads are?

Look children, see the defective get all worked up because it is a lower lifeform.

And no, those in the mighty US of A that came from the UK long, long ago did it to get away from the idiotic catlicks to be able to be True Christians™.

You sent all your criminals to AU. That is why they are all fat.

[Mr. Mister]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

I enjoy beating my children with crowbars, give it a try!

[David Goldman]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

I enjoy beating my children with crowbars, give it a try!

You are a very sick man.

The idea is NOT to injure them -- that is a grave sin, and God has a special place in Hell for people who would torture innocent children.

The idea is to inflict a certain amount of pain, so that they associate the pain with a bad action or behavior.

A swat to the butt when a child darts into the street teaches them to associate pain with crossing the street without looking. And it is done not with the parent's pleasure, but with the love of knowing that they are helping their child to avoid the greater pain of being struck by a speeding car.

Same with smacking their wrist when they reach for a hot stove. There is no pleasure in striking them, but there is satisfaction that their child won't have to get 2nd degree burns by learning the hard way.

If you enjoying beating children with crowbars, then the demons of Hell will enjoying beating you, inside and out, as you roast for eternity.