What many forget is that there is a gift in every rape

[Titus Templeton]

We live in times where it is considered politically incorrect raping a woman. Everyone screams "it is so bad" and "please kill the rapist".

What many people forget is that every rape there is a gift: The semen.

Imagine you have birthday and your annoying neigbhbour knocks at the door. You open the door, he walks straight in and you think "this guy is so rude!". But then he gives you a gift... Would you not accept his gift just because you dont like the way he talks and behaves?

It doesn't matter how he gives you the gift. You might not like the way your neighbour mows his lawn or smells, you might not like his hair or his clothes. But when he gives you a present he shows you that all these things doesnt matter. He is a good guy and deep in his heart he is a good human beeing.

The same rules apply to rape. You might not like the guy raping you. You might think you are too good for this man to be with.
You might not like his hair or his smell . But at the end he gives you a gift. And that is millions of small little diamonds of love that God have send your rapist and now he wants to gift you these wonderfull little things.

So yes you got raped. Yes it might have hurt. But at the end when he is gone you have his semen. And maybe later a wonderfull baby.

[jamyell]

Re: What many forget is that there is a gift in every rape

Would you like my gift of a pinless grenade? I't a depository by the way

And you've made it painfully obvious you're kind of a self justifying rapist, wonderful.

[Levi Jones]

Re: What many forget is that there is a gift in every rape

What makes you say that, friend? Brother Titus' views are well within the mainstream of Republican values.

Just Ask Tina Hubrect. She agrees with us.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: What many forget is that there is a gift in every rape

Would you like my gift of a pinless grenade? I't a depository by the way

And you've made it painfully obvious you're kind of a self justifying rapist, wonderful.

I really don't think you understood my message. A baby is different to a granade.

[Mrs. Paddy McIrish]

Re: What many forget is that there is a gift in every rape

Would you like my gift of a pinless grenade? I't a depository by the way

And you've made it painfully obvious you're kind of a self justifying rapist, wonderful.

Oh, dear. I think we may have another retarded on our hands.



What is a "depository"? Are you referring to a woman's womb that holds the Sacred Seed, deposited there by a man? Why on earth would you want to put a grenade up there? You must be some kind of sadistic sociopath to suggest that as an acceptable practice!

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: What many forget is that there is a gift in every rape

Would you like my gift of a pinless grenade? I't a depository by the way

And you've made it painfully obvious you're kind of a self justifying rapist, wonderful.

Are you one of those people who thinks things happen without God having planned it? God wants sluts to be raped or they would not be raped.

Only sluts get raped.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: What many forget is that there is a gift in every rape

What many people forget is that every rape there is a gift: The semen.

You're absolutely right, Brother. Speaking on behalf of all women, I can testify with utmost sincerity that we do not feel complete or useful until we have children to raise to serve and glorify Christ Jesus. Many modern women don't know the reason for their angst, having been raised in the Feminist Way, and don't understand why they are angry or feel unappreciated. It's not until they have a child that they realize how their lives were so empty before. Ideally, through prayer, Jesus would lead a decent Christian widower to the new mother, one who doesn't mind having been cuckolded before he ever got to know her. In this way, her existence become whole, as she will have a husband over whom to dote and pamper. Because Jesus personally watches over every act of copulation in order to insert a soul at the moment of conception, we must assume that He intends each product of rape, or as I like to call it, "Spontaneous Love Child," to grow to know, love, and serve Him. Who are we to take away His servant?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: What many forget is that there is a gift in every rape

And you've made it painfully obvious you're kind of a self justifying rapist, wonderful.

We understand that you're an idiot. But while you were masturbating at Oak Hills High School and buying the ugliest glasses known to mankind, we have been obeying God's commandments instead.

Guess for who this isn't going to end well Jamie C...

And yes, we were the ones who alerted the Cincinnati authorities to your activities.

Mark 16:16 (KJV)
...he that believeth not shall be damned.