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  • Marbels
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Apr 2011
    • 7

    #256
    Re: Castrating my son?

    Isn`t castrating your son kinda what the muslims do to young girls like in Somalia? Female circumcision? An "age-old Muslim ritual". I know. A little more drastic!

    Castrating the sons, and age- old christian ritual. Way to go!

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    • True Disciple
      True Christian™ Creation Scientist
      Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
      Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2009
      • 2445

      #257
      Re: Castrating my son?

      Originally posted by Marbels View Post
      Isn`t castrating your son kinda what the muslims do to young girls like in Somalia? Female circumcision? An "age-old Muslim ritual". I know. A little more drastic!
      No. There is an important physical difference between boys and girls, you know. Ask your mum.

      Castrating the sons, and age- old christian ritual. Way to go!
      I'm you see the Christian Aspect of this idea, friend. Indeed, the Bible teaches that castrating yourself to abstain from sex is advisable:

      Isaiah 56:3-5:
      Neither let the son of the stranger, that hath joined himself to the LORD, speak, saying, The LORD hath utterly separated me from his people: neither let the eunuch say, Behold, I am a dry tree.
      For thus saith the LORD unto the eunuchs that keep my sabbaths, and choose the things that please me, and take hold of my covenant;
      Even unto them will I give in mine house and within my walls a place and a name better than of sons and of daughters: I will give them an everlasting name, that shall not be cut off.

      Matthew 19:12:
      For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.
      Sweet Lord Jesus,
      I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
      Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
      Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
      Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
      Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
      Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
      Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

      Amen.

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      • Marbels
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Apr 2011
        • 7

        #258
        Re: Castrating my son?

        Well, i don`t need a mom to know the difference. I guess i was comparing the acts. Besides, i don`t have a mom. I have Jesus.

        Have you castrated yourself then? Or are you such a good deciple that you can abstain from sex? Don`t want to grow your seeds? Must be such a shame.

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        • Meek and Humble
          Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
          Biblical Black Belt
          Jr. Pastor
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2008
          • 6197

          #259
          Re: Castrating my son?

          Originally posted by Marbels View Post
          Well, i don`t need a mom to know the difference. I guess i was comparing the acts. Besides, i don`t have a mom. I have Jesus.

          Have you castrated yourself then? Or are you such a good deciple that you can abstain from sex? Don`t want to grow your seeds? Must be such a shame.

          Don't be silly. True Disciple is a junior pastor, which means he must be married.

          1 Timothy 3:2 Now the overseer must be above reproach, the husband of but one wife, temperate, self-controlled, respectable, hospitable, able to teach

          Married people must consummate their marriage time to time in order to have children, though they can stop for a while if they both agree.

          1 Corinthians 7:5 Do not deprive one another, except perhaps by agreement for a limited time, that you may devote yourselves to prayer; but then come together again, so that Satan may not tempt you because of your lack of self-control.

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          • Mundwode
            Unsaved Trash
            • Apr 2011
            • 31

            #260
            Re: Castrating my son?

            I reported you for this to both Computer Crime & Intellectual Property Section and IC3, The Internet Crime Complaint Center. I don't care if this is a joke. Also using a proxy won't help you. It may take a while but you WILL be contacted.

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            • Dr. Isaiah Jones
              Christ's Antiquarius
              True Christian™ Creation Scientist
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2011
              • 736

              #261
              Re: Castrating my son?

              Originally posted by Mundwode View Post
              I reported you for this to both Computer Crime & Intellectual Property Section and IC3, The Internet Crime Complaint Center. I don't care if this is a joke. Also using a proxy won't help you. It may take a while but you WILL be contacted.
              Dear hellbound sinner,

              Did you think that coming in here and spit in our Lord's face would save you from an eternity of burning in hell? Well, let me tell you something. We are actually blessed by your insults as it states in Matthew 5:10:
              "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."
              Unless you repent of your sins and accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior you WILL face His judgment as soon as He decides to strike you down for your wicked sins. Jesus will laugh at your misery as He watches you roast in the flames of hell for all eternity. I sure hope you'll enjoy yourself as well.
              Psalm 2:4 "He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the LORD shall have them in derision."

              Proverbs 1:25-29 "But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof: I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh; When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you. Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me: For that they hated knowledge, and did not choose the fear of the LORD:"

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              2nd Timothy 6:20-21 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

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              • Mundwode
                Unsaved Trash
                • Apr 2011
                • 31

                #262
                Re: Castrating my son?

                Sorry but I'm just doing the right thing. It's obvious God guided me here to do it, to warn you and lecture you. You would not face the punishment otherwise.

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                • Brother Alex
                  True Christian™ Creation Cosmologist
                  Strong in Spirit and Filled With Christ's Wisdom
                  A Greater Genius Than Einstein, Hawking, and Sagan Combined
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 860

                  #263
                  Re: Castrating my son?

                  Originally posted by Mundwode View Post
                  Sorry but I'm just doing the right thing. It's obvious God guided me here to do it, to warn you and lecture you. You would not face the punishment otherwise.
                  I'm not sure who you think you are but I'm sure our team of jooish lawyers will take care of this.

                  BTW, the DoF has tracked your IP and they have found out who you are, where you live and which websites you've been visiting over the past weeks. Jesus does not like child molesters, you know.
                  Matthew 18:6 But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.
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                  • Mundwode
                    Unsaved Trash
                    • Apr 2011
                    • 31

                    #264
                    Re: Castrating my son?

                    I don't know what DoF is but I'm sure I'll be fine as long as I have nothing to hide. Besides, God protects me from evildoers like you.

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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22356

                      #265
                      Re: Castrating my son?

                      Originally posted by Mundwode View Post
                      I reported you for this to both Computer Crime & Intellectual Property Section and IC3, The Internet Crime Complaint Center. I don't care if this is a joke. Also using a proxy won't help you. It may take a while but you WILL be contacted.
                      Nothing on TV eh? Why not ask your mother to do the right thing and smash your computer into tiny pieces? That way you can stop masturbating all day and start doing something useful with your life instead. My suggestion would be Bible study.
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • Mundwode
                        Unsaved Trash
                        • Apr 2011
                        • 31

                        #266
                        Re: Castrating my son?

                        But I do study the Bible. I know God loves me. He even loves blasphemous people such as yourself. That is the very reason God sent me here to teach you. I know you are trying to do the right thing, I don't blame you for that. But surely you must realize, deep down, that there are better ways to deal with problems? Sometimes people like myself just need to show you the way.

                        I realize that you must be thinking I'm talking to a statue, but I'm not. I am talking to you directly. And that statue between you and God and myself is not going to give you any shelter.

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                        • Dr. Isaiah Jones
                          Christ's Antiquarius
                          True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 736

                          #267
                          Re: Castrating my son?

                          Originally posted by Mundwode View Post
                          I realize that you must be thinking I'm talking to a statue, but I'm not. I am talking to you directly. And that statue between you and God and myself is not going to give you any shelter.
                          This is a Christian forum, not a place for idol-worshiping heathens.
                          Exodus 20:4 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.
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                          God HATES Carbon Dating

                          2nd Timothy 6:20-21 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

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                          • Mundwode
                            Unsaved Trash
                            • Apr 2011
                            • 31

                            #268
                            Re: Castrating my son?

                            Why do you try to insult me? Do you think it is the right thing to do? You must realize it is wrong, yet you still do it. Do you not hear what I am saying? I was sent here by God to make you realize the truth. God has a plan for all of us and my coming here was no chance. I came here to tell you that what you are doing is wrong. I am not talking about following the Bible. That is not something you are doing. What you're doing is something mean, even though you may try to do it to reach a good goal. Deceiving me is, in the end, doing absolutely no good. Perhaps you should search yourself and see if you find God. I am sure you're a good person. I am merely trying to guide you to see yourself.

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                            • handmaiden
                              Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2010
                              • 11291

                              #269
                              Re: Castrating my son?

                              Originally posted by Mundwode View Post
                              I reported you for this to both Computer Crime & Intellectual Property Section and IC3, The Internet Crime Complaint Center. I don't care if this is a joke. Also using a proxy won't help you. It may take a while but you WILL be contacted.
                              Originally posted by Mundwode View Post
                              Sorry but I'm just doing the right thing. It's obvious God guided me here to do it, to warn you and lecture you. You would not face the punishment otherwise.
                              Originally posted by Mundwode View Post
                              I don't know what DoF is but I'm sure I'll be fine as long as I have nothing to hide. Besides, God protects me from evildoers like you.
                              Originally posted by Mundwode View Post
                              Why do you try to insult me? Do you think it is the right thing to do? You must realize it is wrong, yet you still do it. Do you not hear what I am saying? I was sent here by God to make you realize the truth. God has a plan for all of us and my coming here was no chance. I came here to tell you that what you are doing is wrong. I am not talking about following the Bible. That is not something you are doing. What you're doing is something mean, even though you may try to do it to reach a good goal. Deceiving me is, in the end, doing absolutely no good. Perhaps you should search yourself and see if you find God. I am sure you're a good person. I am merely trying to guide you to see yourself.
                              Wow, there sure are a lot of references to "I" and "me" and zero reference to scripture--which is how God instructs us to know Him.

                              This "God" that you keep talking about who is talking to you and guiding you and protecting you-- he may just possibly be in your own mind.

                              Just sayin'.

                              Suggestingly Yours,

                              Handmaiden
                              His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                              Guns For God and the Economy

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                              • Jack O'fagan
                                With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                True Christian™
                                • Feb 2011
                                • 4836

                                #270
                                Re: Castrating my son?

                                Originally posted by Mundwode View Post
                                But I do study the Bible. I know God loves me. He even loves blasphemous people such as yourself. That is the very reason God sent me here to teach you. I know you are trying to do the right thing, I don't blame you for that. But surely you must realize, deep down, that there are better ways to deal with problems? Sometimes people like myself just need to show you the way.
                                You have a very high opinion of yourself don't you? You really think that God sent you to our Christian forum because he needed your help? Do you know how powerful God is?


                                Jeremiah 32:27 Behold, I am the LORD, the God of all flesh: is there any thing too hard for me?

                                Matthew 19:26 But Jesus beheld them, and said unto them, With men this is impossible; but with God all things are possible.

                                If He really did not like our Church because we followed His word don't you think that maybe He would do something about it Himself?

                                He can part the sea, He can flood the Earth. Why do you think that God would need help from little bitty you??
                                Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                                I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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