Mothers: Lock up your Tampons!

[Nobar King]

Tampons are already a bad decision for young girls to use because it introduces them to the temptations of sexual stimulation, but now there are even more dangers associated with illicit tampon usage:

If you are a mother and you have succombed to using these sinful little cotton tubes, then you NEED to be more careful about hiding them from your daughters AND your sons in case they find them and start abusing them! Tampons are like a gateway drug to alcoholism and sinful debauchery! Beware!

[Pure_Angel]

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I am not quite sure what Tampons are but I my mother told me that if a woman use them it's just like fornicating and she will become a lesbian.
And that means that if one use a tampon one will be a harlot, lesbian and drunk!

And God does not like either of theese! Especially not if they are combined with being a teenager!

Yours in Christ
Elisabeth

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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It is a well-known fact that tampons are satan's little fingers! The path to hell lies in that direction!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Only whores use tampons.

[Alphonse Alban]

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Only whores use tampons.

Eww! I have never seen a tampon before, but I had no idea they looked so obviously evil.

[Jedediah]

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If I EVER caught my wife with tampons, I'm not afraid to say it... I'd just beat the hell out of her. I'm sorry if some sissy reads this and gets his panties in a wad because it's not "politically correct" to practice Christian Domestic Discipline, but Scripture tells us not to be unequally yoked with unsaved trash (II Corinthians 6:14).

Women are property of their husbands (Exodus 20:17, Matthew 18:25), and there are only two things that need to be going anywhere near their ladybits:
1. Husbands
2. Babies

Just THINKING about my wife slutting around with cotton makes me so mad!

[Titus Templeton]

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I remember when i was a kid and i was sitting on the toilet, sometimes my mother left the used tampons on the edge of the bathtub. It was always wrapped in a small piece of toilet paper. It looked very disturbing, it was full of blood. I should be thankful to my mother because she teached me that womans are discusting and sinful.

[Jedediah]

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I remember when i was a kid and i was sitting on the toilet, sometimes my mother left the used tampons on the edge of the bathtub. It was always wrapped in a small piece of toilet paper. It looked very disturbing, it was full of blood. I should be thankful to my mother because she teached me that womans are discusting and sinful.

Disgusting.

Not only is that poor housekeeping, she was making mockery of your unborn brothers and sisters, drying out in a tampon on the side of the bathtub.

Women only have periods when they are not pregnant. It is their body's way of spontaneously aborting their unused eggs. If women would act in accordance with how they were intelligently designed, they would simply stay pregnant and not ever be tempted to fornicate with tampons.

I Timothy 2:13-15
For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression..
Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

[I once belived]

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Only whores use tampons.

Judging by your picture I could say you are/were quite a whore.

[Redeemed Papist]

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Judging by your picture I could say you are/were quite a whore.

Daisy Mae is keeping herself pure for Pastor Zeke.

How could you even begin to besmirch her honour?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Judging by your picture I could say you are/were quite a whore.

Dear Godmocking Maggot;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and setting fires at churches to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Just THINKING about my wife slutting around with cotton makes me so mad!

Brother Jedediah, consider who likely PICKED that cotton.

Here's a randy cotton-picker, knowing where his harvest will end up. See that look in his eye? He's getting ready to add some "flava" to it, I bet!



Yeeeah, I knows where dis be goin'!

This is how Widow Helen got pregnant back in her unSaved days, from a "flavored" tampon! It was horrible. She was a virgin, but found herself pregnant with the child of some unknown cotton-picker!

She gave up the baby to a young woman named Ann Dunham; nobody knows what became of the mixed-race little bastard.

[Good Christian Woman]

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No daughter of mine will become a tampon-using harlot! As if I would ever even keep Satan's fingers in my God-fearing home.