[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

Pssst . . . tell her not to roast it.

[John Creeser]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

On the minus side, all she does is barf, whine, and cry! I'm back to eating at the Landover Field Kountry Kitchen for most of my meals.

I HATED THIS. Is this not supposed to be a joyous time? I just told Abigail to shut her yap and if she kept it up she could spend the rest of her pregnancy in the menstra-hut.

[Fleur-de-lis]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

Just a quick update on the wife and my future son. On the plus side, the tests came back and she's officially got a bun in the oven!

On the minus side, all she does is barf, whine, and cry! I'm back to eating at the Landover Field Kountry Kitchen for most of my meals.

Wives, lemme tell you, can't live with 'em, can't live with them. Am I right?

You try being pregnant and see how much cooking and housework YOU can get done while dealing with morning sickness.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

You try being pregnant and see how much cooking and housework YOU can get done while dealing with morning sickness.

By the sound of it you've never been pregnant for more than five minutes without having the "parasite" ripped out of you so how about you shut your hateful yap and stop being so insensitive to poor Naomi.

[handmaiden]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

I'm sure that God's plan for many women does not involve getting pregnant.

You need life experience before you can bring up a child everybody knows that!

Turning women into baby factories is not God's plan.

ThinksDesign

You don't have a clue about God's plan.


God has made Himself known in the Holy Bible. He has made His commandments known in the Holy Bible. He has made His dispensation for humanity known in the Holy Bible.


You don't write as though you have anything but the most cursory knowledge of the Bible. Therefore, according to the Bible, you don't know God.

So, how can you claim to know God's plan?



Sequitarily Yours,

Handmaiden

[Fleur-de-lis]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

By the sound of it you've never been pregnant for more than five minutes without having the "parasite" ripped out of you so how about you shut your hateful yap and stop being so insensitive to poor Naomi.

I feel sorry for Naomi. The poor child isn't even done growing herself, and is pregnant by a man old enough to be her grandfather, who expects her to be his body servant as well as a walking incubator.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

I feel sorry for Naomi. The poor child isn't even done growing herself, and is pregnant by a man old enough to be her grandfather, who expects her to be his body servant as well as a walking incubator.

And any of that violates Holy Scripture exactly how?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

I feel sorry for Naomi. The poor child isn't even done growing herself, and is pregnant by a man old enough to be her grandfather, who expects her to be his body servant as well as a walking incubator.

Easy there Tonto, I'm only 37! Old enough to be her father? Sure, I'll give you that, but let's not get ridiculous here, OK? She's 14 for goodness sake! For me to be her Grandfather, I would have to have, lemme see, had my first child when I was 12. See, that's just stupid, whoever heard of someone getting married when they were still a preteen. You're sick!

[AgnosticBuckNigra]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

Easy there Tonto, I'm only 37! Old enough to be her father? Sure, I'll give you that, but let's not get ridiculous here, OK? She's 14 for goodness sake! For me to be her Grandfather, I would have to have, lemme see, had my first child when I was 12. See, that's just stupid, whoever heard of someone getting married when they were still a preteen. You're sick!

I'm not sure if you're aware, but impregnating a girl of that age is called: statutory rape. Wow isn't law fun! It's funny how you base your life off of practically stone age writing? Get with the times, what you are is a pedophile, nothing more nothing less.

[Didymus Much]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

I'm not sure if you're aware, but impregnating a girl of that age is called: statutory rape...

Not if you're legally married, which they are.

... Wow isn't law fun!...

Even more so when you get a clue what you're talking about.

...It's funny how you base your life off of practically stone age writing?...

I'm getting the impression that you have a problem with the Bible.

...Get with the times, what you are is a True Christian(tm), nothing more nothing less.

FTFY.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

I'm not sure if you're aware, but impregnating a girl of that age is called: statutory rape. Wow isn't law fun! It's funny how you base your life off of practically stone age writing? Get with the times, what you are is a pedophile, nothing more nothing less.

Listen Jermaine, if you think I'm going take any kind of advice from the likes of you, you're sorely mistaken.

Also, if you'd taken the time to read the thread, all your ignorant, unsaved questions would have been answered. I shouldn't really be surprised though, your kind is known for being shiftless and illiterate.

I have to go now, my wife just threw up all over the stove. It smells like a rendering plant in my kitchen at the moment!

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

I feel sorry for Naomi. The poor child isn't even done growing herself, and is pregnant by a man old enough to be her grandfather, who expects her to be his body servant as well as a walking incubator.

What of it? That's what she was created for.

Genesis 2:18-23
18And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him. 19And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof. 20And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him. 21And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; 22And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.

23And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.

24Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh. 25And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed.

[Fleur-de-lis]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

And any of that violates Holy Scripture exactly how?

If that pleases your god, then he is one twisted mofo.

[WWJDnow]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

Turning women into baby factories is not God's plan.

Of course it isn't. Nobody needs to turn women into baby factories. They are born that way.

[Mrs. Naomi Portway]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

Aaron wanted me to post that the Beano is working a little and that I'm sorry that you all had to read about how gross I'm being. Im trying to do better and if I need to, I go out by the shed for a while so the house won't stink. My stomach still hurts alot but Aaron says thats Eves fault and that I just need to pray harder.

YIC

Naomi