[Titus Templeton]

Re: HOLDING HANDS - A GATEWAY SEXUAL ACTIVITY!

Lol. Holding doesn't lead to sex.

It seems you never have hold a hand in your life.

[MissKage]

Re: HOLDING HANDS - A GATEWAY SEXUAL ACTIVITY!

It seems you never have hold a hand in your life.

Of course I have. Once with a female friend who need reassuring. Though, I won't get too much into that.

And once in a sort of romantic relationship, though I am friends with her, now.

More than two, obviously, but I won't describe them all, as that'd be dreadfully boring.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: HOLDING HANDS - A GATEWAY SEXUAL ACTIVITY!

Of course I have. Once with a female friend who need reassuring. Though, I won't get too much into that.

And once in a sort of romantic relationship, though I am friends with her, now.

More than two, obviously, but I won't describe them all, as that'd be dreadfully boring.

Being dreadfully boring hasn't stopped you yet.

[Brother_Percy]

Re: HOLDING HANDS - A GATEWAY SEXUAL ACTIVITY!

Holding hands is just a sign of affection. It is neither good nor evil; it is neutral.

Seriously? Wow! Seriously? Do you actually believe this garbage you're shovellin'? How would you feel if you found out your daughter was holding hands with some boy?

Imagine if the girl in question has warts on her hand, and the boy holds her hand, when the boy goes to use a public restroom to make toilet, those warts will be transferred to his genitals when he urinates. And you know what, that's genital warts right there!

Imagine if the boy had a cold sore in his mouth (the herpes virus), it would only take one wipe of his mouth, and then when he takes the girl's hand, she will have herpes all over her fingers. Then, when she goes to use a public restroom to make toilet, those herpes will be transferred to her genitals when she urinates. And you know what, that's genital herpes right there!

Now, imagine this boy is a filthy little pervert who has been chronically masturbating before he meets the girl. His hands could be sticky and covered with his own sperm. Now, imagine what happens when he holds her hand.... You can see where this is leading. First time she uses the public restroom with with this kid's spunk all over her fingers, and you got a teenage pregnancy right there!

I could go on, but you can see the dangers staring you plainly in the face. Holding hands is a minefield of sexually transmitted infections, diseases, and teenage pregnancy. These are cold hard FACTS, dear!

[MissKage]

Re: HOLDING HANDS - A GATEWAY SEXUAL ACTIVITY!

Seriously? Wow! Seriously? Do you actually believe this garbage you're shovellin'? How would you feel if you found out your daughter was holding hands with some boy?

I'd be cautious until I'd found out how the boy was like. All of you are simply saying the activity itself is wrong.

Imagine if the girl in question has warts on her hand, and the boy holds her hand, when the boy goes to use a public restroom to make toilet, those warts will be transferred to his genitals when he urinates. And you know what, that's genital warts right there!

Imagine if the boy had a cold sore in his mouth (the herpes virus), it would only take one wipe of his mouth, and then when he takes the girl's hand, she will have herpes all over her fingers. Then, when she goes to use a public restroom to make toilet, those herpes will be transferred to her genitals when she urinates. And you know what, that's genital herpes right there!

Now, imagine this boy is a filthy little pervert who has been chronically masturbating before he meets the girl. His hands could be sticky and covered with his own sperm. Now, imagine what happens when he holds her hand.... You can see where this is leading. First time she uses the public restroom with with this kid's spunk all over her fingers, and you got a teenage pregnancy right there!

I could go on, but you can see the dangers staring you plainly in the face. Holding hands is a minefield of sexually transmitted infections, diseases, and teenage pregnancy. These are cold hard FACTS, dear!

All these "what if's" are stupid. The average teenager won't have any sexual-related diseases.

[Brother_Percy]

Re: HOLDING HANDS - A GATEWAY SEXUAL ACTIVITY!

I'd be cautious until I'd found out how the boy was like. All of you are simply saying the activity itself is wrong.

Are you serious? Remember, this is the very same hand he uses to hold his penile when he urinates, this is the very same hand he uses when he masturbates etc etc.

To put this in perspective, imagine your daughter was walking along the street, holding his penis in her hand. It's the exact same thing when you think about it logically.

[MissKage]

Re: HOLDING HANDS - A GATEWAY SEXUAL ACTIVITY!

Are you serious? Remember, this is the very same hand he uses to hold his penile when he urinates, this is the very same hand he uses when he masturbates etc etc.

Assumptions... Far too many assumptions...

To put this in perspective, imagine your daughter was walking along the street, holding his penis in her hand. It's the exact same thing when you think about it logically.

Why would my daughter (assuming I had one), that is a female, have a penis?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: HOLDING HANDS - A GATEWAY SEXUAL ACTIVITY!

Assumptions... Far too many assumptions...

To put this in perspective, imagine your daughter was walking along the street, holding his penis in her hand. It's the exact same thing when you think about it logically.

Why would my daughter (assuming I had one), that is a female, have a penis?

You're not very bright, are you?

Your daughter. Holding his (the boy's) penis. Because holding his hand, with which he masturbates, etc., is like holding his penis.

[patricklau]

Re: HOLDING HANDS - A GATEWAY SEXUAL ACTIVITY!

My daughter always has wet hands, should I be worried?

[patricklau]

Re: HOLDING HANDS - A GATEWAY SEXUAL ACTIVITY!

Volunteers were raising the roof at the Great Swamp Baptist Church Friday, and the structure has literally risen from the ashes.

http://thecolletonian.com/great-swamp-church-re-construction-going-along-well/

This is such a disgusting example of a completely misguided Church. At least three dozen men holding each other's sperm covered hands. Think of all the gay diseases!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: HOLDING HANDS - A GATEWAY SEXUAL ACTIVITY!

She has wet hands because she has been a crying a lot because you are a stupid hell bound sinner and she knows you are going to Hell.

[patricklau]

Re: HOLDING HANDS - A GATEWAY SEXUAL ACTIVITY!

She has wet hands because she has been a crying a lot because you are a stupid hell bound sinner and she knows you are going to Hell.

You must be possessed by an evil demon for spewing so much hate out of that mouth that God has blessed you with when you were born. May Jesus forgive you.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: HOLDING HANDS - A GATEWAY SEXUAL ACTIVITY!

What do you mean, hate?

You say you daughter has wet hands: that can only mean one of two things.

That's right: crying or masturbation

Being a True Christian™ with a well full of conditional compassion I gave your daughter the benefit of the doubt.

Rather than immediately conclude that she is a shameless masturbator, like some student nurse or a Geordie lass with the morals of a harlot and her hands wedge firmly into her front bottom like a fiddler crab strumming her instument with the abandonment of a forlorn strumpet plying her filthy trade on the docks as sailors take a break form sodomising each other I gave her the benefit of the doubt that maybe YOU were the problem.

What kind of parent are you to blame your child for your own dirty, dirty mind?

You make me sick.

All the best, Laurence Niles.

[patricklau]

Re: HOLDING HANDS - A GATEWAY SEXUAL ACTIVITY!

Rather than immediately conclude that she is a shameless masturbator, like some student nurse or a Geordie lass with the morals of a harlot and her hands wedge firmly into her front bottom like a fiddler crab strumming her instument with the abandonment of a forlorn strumpet plying her filthy trade on the docks as sailors take a break form sodomising each other I gave her the benefit of the doubt that maybe YOU were the problem.

What kind of parent are you to blame your child for your own dirty, dirty mind?

Seems like the only dirty mind here is yours, demon. I was looking for sincere advice and you have nothing better to give than a very sexually detailed account of the sick fantasies you have in your mind about my daughter.

You're possessed and your post above proves it. You need an exorcism.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: HOLDING HANDS - A GATEWAY SEXUAL ACTIVITY!

Seems like the only dirty mind here is yours, demon. I was looking for sincere advice and you have nothing better to give than a very sexually detailed account of the sick fantasies you have in your mind about my daughter.

You're possessed and your post above proves it. You need an exorcism.

My good Brother Laurence is a True Christian(tm). He is incapable of having "sick fantasies", and cannot be possessed by Satan.

He has pointed out that there are two reasons your daughter's hands could be wet all the time; crying, or incessant masturbation. Which is it?